Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Muze said:
Sorry for the peddit link ... BBUUUTTTTTTT... wtf was this?
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That's really rough. I'd put this incident a few steps below from when he fell down after he broke his cigarette.

Something like this would steer any regular streamer to limit or stop drinking during streams at least for a bit. But Josh has been taught that his embarrassing moments are a symtpom of his autism, and that's his biggest fault.
 
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Drunk boglim eats a can of sardines then goes to the kitchen and gets a can of oysters eats them out of a bowl and then drinks the canne oyster juice
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I think if cobes started kratom it would do wonders for his alcoholism. It's pretty good as a replacement. Considering his addiction is purely chemical and not lifestyle oriented (Doesn't really go to bars anymore and he'd still be wasting away in the dog chair, just without the wet brain). Everyone who donates money to him is literally murdering him.

Also this is something Seizure has said before but he's in DIRE need of some hobbies. Even if it's just video games. Literally anything that could keep his hands occupied would help with the drinking.
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
I think if cobes started kratom it would do wonders for his alcoholism. It's pretty good as a replacement. Considering his addiction is purely chemical and not lifestyle oriented (Doesn't really go to bars anymore and he'd still be wasting away in the dog chair, just without the wet brain). Everyone who donates money to him is literally murdering him.

Also this is something Seizure has said before but he's in DIRE need of some hobbies. Even if it's just video games. Literally anything that could keep his hands occupied would help with the drinking.
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kratom can work on the opioid receptors, so, no it wouldn't be good for him. it would just be trading an addiction for another one. also, kratom has a lot of lead in it. he needs to stop drinking and get into a therapy. however, he wont do this. he made his grave and he's okay with it.
 
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It’s crucial to stay productive even if you’re unemployed for a long time. Anything. Volunteering, going to the gym, doing online courses. Literally anything to stay productive. Even something as stupid as doing 10,000 steps a day.

There’s nothing more destructive than knowing you have nothing and no one to live for.
 
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It’s probably going to go on until he has a full blown ‘fuck he’s going to die seizure’ on stream. Someone will call an ambulance and maybe, depending if he recovers in time, he will get a checkup. Even afterwards, he will ignore the medicine advice to stop drinking. No one can stop him drinking and he sure in hell won’t.

Death Saga coming in nicely, toobz!
 
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Marci96 said:
Josh himself said that he would gladly die of alcoholism. He's so far gone, not even Clint can save him. TMDNWTFIUT
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he doesn't care. if any downie reddit faggots who is reading this and think josh can be saved, no, he can't, spend that time and effort for someone else. help alcoholics/ druggies who want the help not some 'tard who is self-centered and doesn't care
 
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RollingRock said:
He has totally lost it. This is what happens when a tard is consumed by gender relations, dry spells, and drinking all day and all night.
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Always very funny when he goes into explicit detail with a very oddly specific situation speaking as though it’s just a daily occurrence in peoples lives when in reality it’s a very thinly veiled fetish/fantasy he has. Reminds me of his “farting contest/toxic masculinity” rant
 
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Ihatejackscalfani said:
I will cry if Josh were to die due to alcoholism and fuck you for judging me.

EDIT: Only cow I got the feels for. Fuck you Josh.
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I completely understand that honestly. His Dank Apple Pie video is a classic, arguably a timeless one. I don't know about the original version though, since I just watched the Bitesize Cobra video. Most people are appalled by him adding literally everything like some sort of culinary mad science experiment I would assume, but as for me personally I just find it hilarious.
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
I think if cobes started kratom it would do wonders for his alcoholism. It's pretty good as a replacement. Considering his addiction is purely chemical and not lifestyle oriented (Doesn't really go to bars anymore and he'd still be wasting away in the dog chair, just without the wet brain). Everyone who donates money to him is literally murdering him.

Also this is something Seizure has said before but he's in DIRE need of some hobbies. Even if it's just video games. Literally anything that could keep his hands occupied would help with the drinking.
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Well he has a fucking wood lathe...
Maybe do something with that?
He could easily buy pen blanks and shit to sell on Etsy after lathing them.
Edit: Or salt and pepper grinders, but it's probably very hopeful of me to expect Cobra to lathe pens and grinders to size, so the metal parts will fit :(

If he is too autistic to do anything other than wands, maybe he can do wand pens.
 
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