Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

You know strangely enough, despite being objectively worse for wear, the alcohol bloat actually made him appear a bit more human-like. As opposed to that odd, lizard-like, 'reconstructed face a car accident victim has' kind of visage he had in his younger days.


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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
You know strangely enough, despite being objectively worse for wear, the alcohol bloat actually made him appear a bit more human-like. As opposed to that odd, lizard-like, 'reconstructed face a car accident victim has' kind of visage he had in his younger days.


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It's not strange, the best thing for ugly people to do is bloat up and hide their facial bones.
 
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TurdFondler said:
Iunno I'm almost tempted to say it's the glasses and moustache. The round frames do him a lot of favors.
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If he shaved the beard/trimmed it and shaved his head it would do wonders for his looks. Also, if he started lifting he could maybe, possibly, most likely not but what the hell, pull off the "brutish" biker look
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
He could have been one of Howard Sterns retard guests. Just being asked questions, having him ‘shred’ his guitar, demonstrate his magic, all the while getting black out drunk.

I’m kinda surprised a radio station hasn’t tried to get him on. He would do it just because he thinks it would make him ‘more’ famous.
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Poot Pack. High-pitched Scrapper Steve, Warlord the Drunk Angry Faggot... that shit might work.
 
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Big Nasty said:
At about what point in time did the alcoholism set in?
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March 4th, 2018.

Josh used to work wherever he could, it afforded him some responsibility and consequence in his life. You can't binge drink/day drink/function hungover when you've gotta be up early for work. One day, Josh decided that he didn't need to work a regular job. He could simply float on his SSI for bills and finally open up Cobra Craft Handmade Wands to supplement his income.

There were no longer any consequences for him being hammered on a Monday. Over time, Monday became the entire week.
 
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GeorgeApley said:
If he shaved the beard/trimmed it and shaved his head it would do wonders for his looks. Also, if he started lifting he could maybe, possibly, most likely not but what the hell, pull off the "brutish" biker look
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I’d like to think Cobes would love being in a biker gang.

- Don’t need to wash up
- Don’t work
- Biker Whores Prevent Dryspells
- People fear you and the gang
- Drunk and High all the time

However, I don’t think it is possible…

- Can’t be a timid bitch
- Can’t smell too much like shit
- Ventriloquist Dummies don’t fit on bikes
- May have to break the law
- Beach Cruisers not allowed…
 
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Clint's Burden said:
They would be shocked to find out that his entire family is comprised of uber progressive, Hillary voters.

All of this retarded incel shit is just another way for Josh to rebel against his dad.
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I think redditors just feel the need to inject their politics into everything. How else are they going to feel good about themselves if they can't mock an autistic drunk for not knowing or caring who their lord and savior Bernie Sanders is.

Plain and simple they do it to feel better about the failures they are at life by attempting to compare cobes to everybody who disagrees with their shitty and uninformed political beliefs.
 
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StoicMoose said:
Love how the fags at reddit really seem to think Cobes is some political, right wing animal
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Clint's Burden said:
They would be shocked to find out that his entire family is comprised of uber progressive, Hillary voters.

All of this retarded incel shit is just another way for Josh to rebel against his dad.
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Potion_Time said:
I think redditors just feel the need to inject their politics into everything. How else are they going to feel good about themselves if they can't mock an autistic drunk for not knowing or caring who their lord and savior Bernie Sanders is.

Plain and simple they do it to feel better about the failures they are at life by attempting to compare cobes to everybody who disagrees with their shitty and uninformed political beliefs.
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Redditcucks advocate, most of them are fully aware Jord can't conceive of a political ideology on his own, and acknowledge he'll just mish mash a bunch of shit that he thinks makes him look good at the moment.
 
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