Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Southwest Strangla]

Wait, he actually thinks mixing pop with beer increases the alcohol content? Lmfao what a retard.

that's what I was thinking. lol I guess he believes since sugar can turn to alcohol, adding sugar increase the abv... don't drop out of school, kids.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Wait, he actually thinks mixing pop with beer increases the alcohol content? Lmfao what a retard.

It's the only thing he learned at Hogwarts

 

[Potion_Time]

He's talking about smoking weed after a workout as if we can't all tell he doesn't lift.

 

[Bogliacci]

that's what I was thinking. lol I guess he believes since sugar can turn to alcohol, adding sugar increase the abv... don't drop out of school, kids.

Sounds about right for how his mind works. That's along the same way he though fish were dairy.

 

[Potion_Time]

Dude, he's talking about watching his trolls commit suicide in front of their families and masturbating. This shit is wild.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Let's see if his channel survives after tonight. Lots of child rape talk. Hoping his trolls were molested as kids. Not a sicko.

 

[Bogliacci]

Back street boys are incredibly goth

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I’ve quit watching his shit live. It’s just same shit on repeat and a lot more E-begging. He’s pickled himself to point it’s just a incoherent mess

His gender relation rants are just nothing. No content. No laughs. It's watching a 30 something year old act like he has Alzheimer's and repeating the same shit every single day. Cobra actually used to talk about shit now it's the same shit every single time.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Let's see if his channel survives after tonight. Lots of child rape talk. Hoping his trolls were molested as kids. Not a sicko.

He will be fine. People report his streams so often they probably disregard complaints offhand. I remember seeing someone on the subreddit saying they reported him to the DFS. Another post said they did too, followed by another saying they also filed a report. His shit gets reported on so often they probably have a flag letting moderators know they probably are bullshit

 

['Ol Stinky]

Nice to see it took ol' boy live again, beer gut saga in full swing. Wood still stuck on the lathe? I can't tell. I was just watching some past videos from when Bitesized was really poppin, and what do you know, same pube shaving rant in the newest live. Time's like..... a circle toobz.

 

[MusicBox32]

Loved the look of this stream

 

[Potion_Time]

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Loved the look of this stream

The serial killer lighting really helped drive home all the parts where he was imagining his trolls being molested by family members and then committing suicide in front of him.

 

['Ol Stinky]

I just want to point out Josh talks in a circle about mozzarella stuffed meatballs wrapped in bacon for over 10 minutes at around the hour mark

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I just want to point out Josh talks in a circle about mozzarella stuffed meatballs wrapped in bacon for over 10 minutes at around the hour mark

Did he buy them or try to make them because they do sound delicious and something he'd try and cook and fuck up spectacularly.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

It would be mozzarella chunks, crunchy ground beef, and raw bacon swirling around in a pan of 6 month old grease. Naturally, it would be ‘delicious’ as streams of black run down his arms and into his beard, each bite squirting ole ass grease in between his swollen inflamed gums and infected teeth.

I hope he makes them

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

It would be mozzarella chunks, crunchy ground beef, and raw bacon swirling around in a pan of 6 month old grease. Naturally, it would be ‘delicious’ as streams of black run down his arms and into his beard, each bite squirting ole ass grease in between his swollen inflamed gums and infected teeth.

I hope he makes them

I can see him not properly draining the Mozzorella and cooking up some nice water and hot fat bombs to be sure, also thanks for reminding me what his pans are like I know the bottom of any Deep Fat situation isn't pleasant to look at but his stuff has vintage and memories of meals long since past, I shudder to think of what the inside of his fridge and freezer look like.

 

[The Ideal AutoModerator]

Does anybody here have experience smoking gorilla glue in a pipe and can tell me what to expect it will do to cobes?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Does anybody here have experience smoking gorilla glue in a pipe and can tell me what to expect it will do to cobes?

No but I know the compision of that stuff and it wont be nice, it isn't food safe and is actively carcinogenic. Gorrila glue is essentially Super Glue with firmers and activators mixed it that only start when they are oxidised, and the higher temperature they are exposed to act faster and non of them are suitable or OK to inhale. The most benign activator they have is Bicarbonate of Soda but they stopped using that as it recrystallised after a period of time and faster if they had various temperature swings.

If he is fixing his pipe and using them with Gorrila glue he is prety much inviting cancer and also other substance based problems into his life.

I used to smoke a Pipe and the only two adhesives that are safe to use as Pine Resin and Hide Glue and most of the time you have to make them yourself to be sure they don't have any adulteration adding to the chemical mix and the biosafety, if he is using anything other than that and claiming it's safe as a pipe or anything that can possibly enter the human body he's really risking people health and will run afoul of a lot of laws.

 

[Bogliacci]

Did he buy them or try to make them because they do sound delicious and something he'd try and cook and fuck up spectacularly.

Probably referring to when he tried to cook them and the mozzarella just melted out of his shitty formed meat balls

 

[Bixby Snyder]

What would happen if he lost his YouTube channel?

It’s the cornerstone of his delusion and he’s saying and doing shit most people would get banned for. Most YouTubers won’t even use the word ‘Rape’, let alone talk about child rape and elaborate murder masturbation fantasies. I do think he has a flag on his profile for their moderators, letting them know people flag his shit just being assholes, but he really is pushing it. I know they have AI that scans videos and his stuff is going to come up hot.

I think that would be a breaking point for our little boglim.