Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
the sub is absolutely pissing it’s collective pants over cobra “being hacked” or Courtney having his password

People aren’t this stupid right? It’s clear discord retards sent him a video of them dancing to his shitty song and he liked it so much he uploaded it to his own channel y’know, like he’s done on multiple other occasions

It’s so goddamn aggravating how people make a mountain out of a molehill and come up with nonsense theories to entertain themselves over mundane things

“KINGCOBRAJFS HACKED CONFIRMED?!?! COUTNEY HAS HIS PASSWORD SHE HAS CONTROL OF HIS CHANNEL BECAUSE…. SHE JUST DOES OKAY?!”
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Yeah, he use to do that shit if someone sent him anything that compliment him. Don’t know why people are that stupid to believe he got hacked
 
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Hot Marlboro Ham said:
Idk why, but his drink combos still disgust me after a year of watching.
They keep getting worse it feels.
I find it unbelievable any living creature
could have gotten down that bacon ale combo
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The bacon ale combo is easily one of the worst concoctions he's ever made, but that said, generally his drink combos are too sugary to be truly undrinkable.

I'm not saying that I would mix monster with coconut rum myself, I'm just saying that if it was given to me it wouldn't be particularly difficult to drink. That said I would absolutely assume the person who gave it to me was retarded or something.
 
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StoicMoose said:
Its bacon which means its MANLY!!! I put beer in it, IM MANLY!!!
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He’s so socially incompetent half his life is spent trying to do what he thinks is normal.

Hint: He has failed horribly.

I’d say 90% of the shit he makes is inedible. It’s either fucking disgusting, raw, or just looks like baby shit in a plate.

His mixing beer with Mountain Dew has gotta be his biggest sign of still mentally being a kid. He drinks to get drunk but clearly doesn’t enjoy the actual booze — but he has to act like it or find some excuse (toxic masculinity dood!)

I wish he actually would blow up in India.

Imagine million of Indians thinking your disgusting?
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I wish he actually would blow up in India.
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doods im spreading my wings and flying again. Flying high again toobs. Me and my new partner, Chazzbinder, we're breaking into bollywood. I've been told it's like Hollywood but they changed the name so they wouldn't get sued, copyright infringement not intended and see, thats the thing of it, my trolls never believed in me but i knew i was bound for greatness.

Two weeks later

so it seems maybe i lost my partnership with Chazzbinder because I said "dot, not feather" and you know, it is what it is. My trolls are pieces of shit. They obsess about me so much they make me say racist things and this is why I cant have a job. So I'll be releasing my new album this month, "Darkness Cowboy Fart Fetish" though Deathbed Tapes, buy a shirt dood-"
 
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daBonehead said:
Our dark lord is live drinking buffalo wing flavored soda, currently mixing bud light with different kinds of Monster. He's once again reminding everyone that he doesn't need to drink alcohol to have a good time while he drinks alcohol like every stream he does.
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It’s finally happened: he just said “you’re not even the real KingCobraJFS,” and deleted his own comment lmao
 
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Clint's Burden said:
doods im spreading my wings and flying again. Flying high again toobs. Me and my new partner, Chazzbinder, we're breaking into bollywood. I've been told it's like Hollywood but they changed the name so they wouldn't get sued, copyright infringement not intended and see, thats the thing of it, my trolls never believed in me but i knew i was bound for greatness.

Two weeks later

so it seems maybe i lost my partnership with Chazzbinder because I said "dot, not feather" and you know, it is what it is. My trolls are pieces of shit. They obsess about me so much they make me say racist things and this is why I cant have a job. So I'll be releasing my new album this month, "Darkness Cowboy Fart Fetish" though Deathbed Tapes, buy a shirt dood-"
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Bollywood? More like Boggywood amirite?
 
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He's really on hitting peak retard tonight. Boy is just ranting in circles, dresses and t-shirts, and of course -- kids.

Apologizing for the gays getting their dick sucked. Turns out you're just jealous.

Made a shitty joke and now apoligze for 10 minutes straight -- because he has a bad sense of humor

"WTF is june 10th? "

Also thinks Dave Chappelle is gay, so he should be allowed to make trans jokes haha
 
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