Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Rumply4Skyn said:
A lot of armchair psychologists critique sway between:

1) He’s a retard and cannot be held accountable for nearly anything. He’s just dumb and will do dumb shit. Don’t expect anything clever from him.

2) He’s actually fairly clever, not smart, but cunning is a better term. He will do shit that seems clever, will actively manipulate his ‘fans’ and often will be playing 4D chess with his trolls.

3) Somewhere in between. He’s dumb as rocks but still manipulative and occasionally clever —like a small child. This is where I fall, though it is easy to forget just how retarded he actually is.

His sheer stupidity is easily underestimated though
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Big on number 3 as well
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Thank you for that, I wonder what his life would have been like if he got the Mechanic's roll, even a bicycle mechanic.



I know what you mean, but I am talking from experience here he's going to need to have to reach rock bottom and realise he needs help before he accepts it, and he will reach that bottom several times before that happens. He's also going to have to confront a lot of personal demons along the way and putting it bluntly own up to a lot of shitty things he's said and done -

1) Everybody has a point or two in there lives if they drink they get a little too drunk and the Social and Physically safety's get disengaged. You admit to that girl you like you really really like them, tell your boss he's a cunt, eat a iffy kekbab and wake up with a hangover and half remberd things you need to apologise for, you'll piss off and upset a lot of people but after a while things move forward.

2) Your safety's are not just disengaged they snapped off and your free wheeling through a haze of alcohol and bad decisions. you destroy any friendships you might have had and you start associating yourself with people who are making equally poor life choices, you can't hold a job, your interests Wain and your dreams die as you only start hungering more and more for your escape of choice, even if you had strong will power once you don't know - you sober is no longer in control it's that weak ghost of a person the booze or drugs have replaced and it takes a awful lot to get back to you.


Josh has the misfortune of having Autistic narrow focus of interests, the teenage sense towards rebellion against the grain, and a additive personality he would have found himself addicted to something, if it wasn't drink it would be drugs (and he's doing them too), gambling or something else that alters his mental state as a way of dealing with a need for quick and fast rewards, because he's running on a more basic set of instincts he can't for lack of a better term a defair reward for a better sense of satisfaction he's more than happy to settle for the quicker faster if fleeting one he gets from being in a altered stated, he has fallen into the low personal sense of self worth, reward and gratification most if not all addicts suffer from and then it becomes a feedback loop of self destructive behaviour.

With his other problems drinking is going to be a fuck of a thing to kick if he ever gets to that point and sadly unless he finds a very good displacement activity to replace booze he's not going to kick it even when he reaches bottom he will just have passing periods where he does better for a while and then yoyo's back into addiction and each time the crash will be harder and the recovery harder.
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I worked with a dude EXACTLY like cobra it was weird. Dude went to job core had the same hairline. A couple differences, he had a literal growth like an acorn on his forehead, was actually homeless, and the best part no joke he was a troon. He got his big purple custom box, with anime stickers (of course ) repo'd lol. Dude didn't cross dress at work but he signed oil filters with a heart (cringe). He was next to the female "mechanics" the worst tech I ever had to work with. I don't want to even think of cobies working on actual vehicles, ."GODDAMNIT I tightened those lug nuts, leave me alone I have autism". Just like my former coworker had all the pussies on eggshells because he was "special" hell it took 28 weeks for box to get pulled, (that's a lot of time for the greedy tool truck fags). Sorry for the rambling blog, I almost op'd the dude but He got fired after not having tools/ smoking weed in the lot.

TL:DR Cobra has no business around vehicles/tools.
 
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Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
Why is he keeping Warlord around? He's more annoying than a full body rash. Does he really suck the cobra that nice? Or is Cobra taking part of the substances Alex brings over?
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So long as Alex Campbell doesn't say crap about our Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne they can come around and share their meth all the weed toobz. That's most definitely what is up.
 
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Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
Why is he keeping Warlord around? He's more annoying than a full body rash. Does he really suck the cobra that nice? Or is Cobra taking part of the substances Alex brings over?
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I'll bet for Cobes, when Warlord isn't strung out on meth he's probably easier to deal with, and since all his other homies have basically dropped him he must crave attention and companionship, so even warlord will do.
 
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Potion_Time said:
The gothie vids were done on livestream so that would be impressive.
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I watched that livestream. She said, and I quote, "I'm on my period so I'm getting the shits, leave me the fuck alone."

I understand it's a biological thing. Fair enough, but why the fuck would you film that? It's absolutely vile. Her and Josh would've been too perfect for each other. If she wasn't a schizophrenic methhead, he'd hear those farts and it'd be love at first fart.
 
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On topic of cobras fart fetish remember the time he created tiktok and then immediately started following this person? It’s so hilariously on the nose, there’s literally no possible excuse he could use to even try and hide the true meaning. “Iwillfartinyourface” leaves no room for any other possible interpretation. Might as well have read “this is literally a tiktok for fart fetish degenerates”

I remember back then I wasn’t 100% convinced he indeed had a fart fetish and wasn’t just a retard until I saw that on his Tiktok. Went something like

“Fartynotgoddesslolla? Maybe it’s just a weird name, zoomer whores are pretty unhinged. It’s hardly concrete evidence he has a- what’s this? “Iwillfartinyourface” … huh, yep. Fart fetish.”
 
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Clint's Burden said:
I watched that livestream. She said, and I quote, "I'm on my period so I'm getting the shits, leave me the fuck alone."

I understand it's a biological thing. Fair enough, but why the fuck would you film that? It's absolutely vile. Her and Josh would've been too perfect for each other. If she wasn't a schizophrenic methhead, he'd hear those farts and it'd be love at first fart.
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Perhaps you can answer the question than, were these the original noises or is this a troll video edited to make it worse than it actually was? I admit, this is an egregiously bad case of diarrhea.
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
He’s wasted, ranting about trans people and society, and has a load of warloards cum phlegm in his throat so he sounds like a toad. Could be a good one, or could be a dime a dozen society stream. Flip a coin toobs
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“Happy June 10th….a day for blacks”. Lmao. We are going back to him thinking Tuesday is Friday and January is July lmao

he called dave chappelle gay lmao
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
If I knew nothing about him, I think I would think twice about robbing him. He looks like he is homeless, sounds like he is fucking crazy, and chances are he has no money. His neighbors hear him talking to himself for literally hours a day, not to mention yelling at all hours drunk as fuck. If I was going to rob someone, it wouldn't be the scruffy crazy fucker down the hall
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Insane belligerent morons are the best people to rob, because no one listens to them, they aren't credible witnesses. Plus, if things go south, no one will think twice about hearing him scream, they'll think he's just having a usual tuesday.
 
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