Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

>Wake up mid day hungover
>Crack open a beer
>Start recording a tranny rant video
Never change cobes
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Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
Why is he keeping Warlord around? He's more annoying than a full body rash. Does he really suck the cobra that nice? Or is Cobra taking part of the substances Alex brings over?
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Warlord's probably no more annoying to hang with as long as he isn't black out drunk. At least he doesn't recycle the same three topics ad nauseum like Cobes has for the last 2 years. tbh it was kind of endearing when Warlord was gacked out fawning about the A-10 Warthog.

That said I wouldn't trust him for a second around my stuff, but no less than any of the other degenerates Cobes associates with.
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
After weeks of writing and workshopping new material daily he finally comes up with a new Shon joke;

Shon: you know I decided it was time for a career change…

Cobra: oh yeah Shon? Where you workin now

Shon: a crematorium!

Cobra: You quit the funeral home for a crematorium?

Shon: Yep! So I’m used to seeing assholes with no lives getting burned and tonight’s no exception

Cobra: fuck you!

Shon: fuck you!
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Unironically would laugh at that joke if it went like this:

Cobra: Let me guess Shon, you're used to seeing assholes with no lives..

Shon: Nope! Now I'm used to seeing assholes get roasted, and today still isn't the exception!
 
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Meatslide said:
went through some of his old videos the past few days and realized how far things have slipped. i want the best for him but goddamn it’s hard to see the light these days.

stuck on a permanent loop with the sickos stuff, the booze and god knows what drugs, it’s a sad tale.
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I wish he would do a variation of DTTS where you pay to chose a topic for him to rant about. He’s dumb as a rock and may not have a clue about it but anything is better then sickos, kids, and trannies. When he spoke about his uncle (or anything) it’s at least tolerable. I’m at point now where I can’t stand to watch him live.

Also, Clint dying would be worse thing to happen to him. No one pays his rent, minds his bills, taxes, etc.

I still don’t think he would hit ‘rock bottom’ and change anything
 
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Meatslide said:
went through some of his old videos the past few days and realized how far things have slipped.
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I remember him talking about how much he loved working at Wendy's and how loyal he was to them. He'd speak about getting his license and a car, getting into being a mechanic sometimes. He had some asperations and dreams, they might've been unrealistic because he's a rubberheaded goober but there was reasonable expectations that he could do most of that consistently.

I just watched him wake up, still hungover, and open up another beer on a Tuesday morning. Just not too long ago he was fist fighting a methhead in his apartment and throwing up on himself.

It's a Greek tragedy.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
I remember him talking about how much he loved working at Wendy's and how loyal he was to them. He'd speak about getting his license and a car, getting into being a mechanic sometimes. He had some asperations and dreams, they might've been unrealistic because he's a rubberheaded goober but there was reasonable expectations that he could do most of that consistently.

I just watched him wake up, still hungover, and open up another beer on a Tuesday morning. Just not too long ago he was fist fighting a methhead in his apartment and throwing up on himself.

It's a Greek tragedy.
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i think if he had a better wrangler or someone to show him what could be, he could live a decent life, not a great or glamorous one but an okay life.

it’s the constant bailouts, whatever form, that have given an already broken human an ego that he can’t really rationalize or truly understand.

it’s this bit that bums me out about m‘lord the most. watching someone who’s another entertaining goof become a shell.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I wish he would do a variation of DTTS where you pay to chose a topic for him to rant about. He’s dumb as a rock and may not have a clue about it but anything is better then sickos, kids, and trannies. When he spoke about his uncle (or anything) it’s at least tolerable. I’m at point now where I can’t stand to watch him live.
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This would be enormously entertaining. I'd throw a few bucks at the boglim to hear him rant on something he knows nothing about. Like when he discussed supply chain issues by talking about the shortage of lettuce at the "factory". It would be like that Destiny streamer but 10x the autism and with a lot of booze.

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Sadly Cobes' ego is too high. The first wave of topics would just be low effort trolls and he would get pissy and shut it down.

I still don’t think he would hit ‘rock bottom’ and change anything
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If someone doesn't get better after rock bottom, then their rock bottom is 6' under. It is what it is, toobz.
 
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Meatslide said:
i think if he had a better wrangler or someone to show him what could be, he could live a decent life, not a great or glamorous one but an okay life.
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I mean, he did have a good wrangler. His dad moved around a lot for employment so Josh could have a better life. He went to school to learn more about people with his condition. I mean Clint has tried to usher Josh into better life decisions, that's what Job Corps was for. That's basically university for dumb-dumbs like him, some kind of vocation is all someone who can't open cans could aspire to.

The reason Clint bails him out today is because he spent decades trying and now, he's realized what the rest of us have watching Josh for too goddamn long realized; You can't save 'em or make things better. Josh just wants to fuck around and coast to an early grave with a bottle in his hand. If Clint didn't bail his son out, he'd be homeless eating bar peanuts for lunch. Can't fault him for not wanting that.

Edit: In other news, it seems like Josh's gigantic foot rash is getting worse.
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Can one of you paypigs buy him some topical cream? He probably won't use it unless you make it smell like your grandmother or it's black/green but holy fuck bud, be useful.
 
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Meatslide said:
it’s this bit that bums me out about m‘lord the most. watching someone who’s another entertaining goof become a shell.
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Yea he's been cored out by the booze, I had on a video before and listening to him talk when he was younger and how he looked and acted shows the decline he was sliding into it when he split from steph, really going forward with it when he got shit canned from Wendys and rammed right into a a alcohol propblem and paint fumes.

Rumply4Skyn said:
This is a long form documentary on The Making of a Mentally Ill Homeless Man
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I thought Chris had that title, but with Josh he's got resources that Chris hasnt got so he will bounce a few times and become sober or at least not as drunk all the time and Clint will pick him up until he dies.

TurdFondler said:
This is way past the point of OTC treatment. Our boy needs a script for some serious antifungals
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Alum salts desolved in hot water, it's great as a Fungicide also for soaking boots in that have fungus feet in them (also as a mordant for dyed cloth and a really intresting flux to use when forge welding) but that's not cobes issue - He had a cut there that he's constantly adgitating in one way or the other and isn't healing effectively and he keeps picking an scratching at it exacerbating the injury. I had a simmilar problem towards the end of my time on the sauce.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Alum salts desolved in hot water, it's great as a Fungicide also for soaking boots in that have fungus feet in them (also as a mordant for dyed cloth and a really intresting flux to use when forge welding) but that's not cobes issue - He had a cut there that he's constantly adgitating in one way or the other and isn't healing effectively and he keeps picking an scratching at it exacerbating the injury. I had a simmilar problem towards the end of my time on the sauce.
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I wonder if he has diabetes? All that booze and junk food doesn't help.
 
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