Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

The Southwest Strangla said:
There was one guy on Reddit saying he buys Josh’s shit to have an “archive” of his Josh’s life. Also, people buy the shit hoping that , once the lolcow is dead, it will go up in value like art from a dead artist. People are doing that with Chris Chan shit. The issues with this is, unlike an artist, people don’t know who cobra is and no one really want to buy a used cum encrusted piece of carpet once owned by a racist, homophobic, sexist, alcoholic mall goth with pedophiliac tendencies. You could say, “but people buy hitler’s art” well, yes they do, but hitler was a major person in history. Horrible person, but still major. A hundred years from know, people will still know who hitler was but no one will remember who cobra was.
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My brother bought a comic signed by Barbara and CWC for 20$. He sold it for $200, I believe, right after his arrest. So there is money to be made with lolcow notoriety, I just don't see Cobra getting that kind of normie attention....unless he does a mass shooting or something.
 
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Metal_Heavy19 said:
My brother bought a comic signed by Barbara and CWC for 20$. He sold it for $200, I believe, right after his arrest. So there is money to be made with lolcow notoriety, I just don't see Cobra getting that kind of normie attention....unless he does a mass shooting or something.
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Your brother sold it when Chris popped on the main stream news. Now, I’m sure, it’s not worth as much. Lolcow “relics” don’t fetch as much values as a gacy painting
 
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Potion_Time said:
I just don't get it, why would anybody want a wand or one of Joshes shitty cassette tapes? At least there are interesting human events behind people collecting nazi paraphanalia or murderbilia. There's nothing behind one of Joshes shittily made sticks.
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There are interesting human events here. We're writing in a 534 page thread about Josh. Collecting things in and of itself is stupid consumerist behavior but welcome to life in the western world. I wouldn't buy one for what they go for now, but I'm pleased with my $25 wand. It was never an "investment" nor was it a pitty purchase/donation. Its just a weird artifact that serves as an occasional conversation starter and reminder to check in on cobes.
 
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Jedem Fall said:
There are interesting human events here. We're writing in a 534 page thread about Josh. Collecting things in and of itself is stupid consumerist behavior but welcome to life in the western world. I wouldn't buy one for what they go for now, but I'm pleased with my $25 wand. It was never an "investment" nor was it a pitty purchase/donation. Its just a weird artifact that serves as an occasional conversation starter and reminder to check in on cobes.
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I have a couple of Josh-related things in my house that've definitely started some fuckin' conversations. :story:

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Metal_Heavy19 said:
My brother bought a comic signed by Barbara and CWC for 20$. He sold it for $200, I believe, right after his arrest. So there is money to be made with lolcow notoriety, I just don't see Cobra getting that kind of normie attention....unless he does a mass shooting or something.
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Sonichu and Chris' unique creations are an intriguing phenomena looking into the mind of an insane autist that even normies can find interest in. Nobody outside of like 50 crazy people and mentally disturbed fat ladies give a damn about Josh's wands.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
A hundred years from know, people will still know who hitler was but no one will remember who cobra was.
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1000 years from now, people are going to unearth his skeleton and be like

wow this must have been a sub-species of homo sapien

See John? Look at the curvature of the head, definitely not homo sapien, much too butternutty.

He'll be placed on display in a museum, people paying $20 a pop to see what man used to be. Even in death, he will still be more popular than his pathetic trolls who fuck extinct birds.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
1000 years from now, people are going to unearth his skeleton and be like

wow this must have been a sub-species of homo sapien

See John? Look at the curvature of the head, definitely not homo sapien, much too butternutty.

He'll be placed on display in a museum, people paying $20 a pop to see what man used to be. Even in death, he will still be more popular than his pathetic trolls who fuck extinct birds.
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I actually have a background in archaeology and his skeleton would be pretty interesting.

The archaeologists would probably find his body in what appears to be a abandoned building surrounded by energy drinks and pork ribs bones — which they would attribute to ritual. His actual body would be covered in tattered Ozzy shirts, his parchment paper skin marked with his god’s name and his very poor tattoo work which is indicative of low economic status.

His actual skeleton would probably reveal poor nutrition, drastic wear on his teeth from excess of sugar and no care, poorly developed musculature due to inactivity. I’m not sure if his kinda tard would be revealed in his skull but a reconstruction would be a riot and get the artist fired.

After all the excavation work is done and the report written, they would conclude he was most likely a homeless man due to the physical wear and lack of care to his remains.

I’m actually not being a smart ass either

Edit: Dog collar would throw the archaeologists a fucking loop
 
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Alien Archeologists in the year 20,000 would unearth him and the conversation would go like this

“By the mothermoon what kind of human is this?”

“I have no idea… it’s not like anything I’ve seen.”

“It’s… it’s a boglim.”

“You mean a goblin?”

“No. Boglim.”

“What’s a-?”

“I- I don’t know… the word just… popped into my head. Boglim. A word I’ve never heard before. A word that doesn’t exist and has no definable meaning and yet looking down at this thing I can feel it in my being. I know with terrible certainty exactly what it is without a shadow of a doubt. A Boglim.”

“Zort, are you okay? You’re acting strange?”

“Strange? No, Zim, just for the first time in my life I finally know what the fuck is up.”
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I actually have a background in archaeology and his skeleton would be pretty interesting.

The archaeologists would probably find his body in what appears to be a abandoned building surrounded by energy drinks and pork ribs bones — which they would attribute to ritual. His actual body would be covered in tattered Ozzy shirts, his parchment paper skin marked with his god’s name and his very poor tattoo work which is indicative of low economic status.

His actual skeleton would probably reveal poor nutrition, drastic wear on his teeth from excess of sugar and no care, poorly developed musculature due to inactivity. I’m not sure if his kinda tard would be revealed in his skull but a reconstruction would be a riot and get the artist fired.

After all the excavation work is done and the report written, they would conclude he was most likely a homeless man due to the physical wear and lack of care to his remains.

I’m actually not being a smart ass either

Edit: Dog collar would throw the archaeologists a fucking loop
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He'll be like an ancestor of the Bog Man, The Boglin.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
Wand NFT when? Lol I’m surprised cobra didn’t think of making his own “NFT”. Lol
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it takes very little brainpower to buy an NFT but actually getting the shits set up takes some technical doing (and money) that i am 100% sure is beyond cobra's grasp. if he did think of it (or someone suggested it) he lost interest as soon as he realized he was reading above his grade level
 
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