Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[TurdFondler]

There's no way Albertson's left a cobra pepe

 

[Bixby Snyder]

There's no way Albertson's left a cobra pepe

Nah, the OP of the post did and for some reasons it’s on the bottom of response

link

 

[RollingRock]

"Thank you for sharing your experience, Jorsh."

 

[Potion_Time]

I can only imagine some poor assistant manager trying to write responces to all these retarded comments trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

 

[crying and shidding]

what up toobz gothic abraham lincoln back at it again with another video.
seems like he's actually at a family gathering for the 4th, can't wait to hear what kind of a shitshow it turns into.

 

[chimpSculpture]

what up toobz gothic abraham lincoln back at it again with another video.
seems like he's actually at a family gathering for the 4th, can't wait to hear what kind of a shitshow it turns into.

A hill isn't really a view, maybe from the top looking out it is. But compared to dusty ol' Casper it's nice.

 

[TurdFondler]

Is he sober? Sounds more energetic and less marble mouthed. I give it less than 12 hours before someone figures out where he's staying.

I'm impressed he wore his usual outfit complete with wand to the reunion, family's gonna be talking about that for generations.

 

[Potion_Time]

He looks less greasy than usual. Homedad must have sprayed him down with a hose before allowing him on the trip.

 

[Bogliacci]

I prefer the narrative that cobes went to an actual family function because him and Clint were actually scared of cobracon

 

[TurdFondler]

Boglim Protection Program

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

it must be pretty fucked up to go to a family function and have Josh be your 30 something cousin

 

[Bixby Snyder]

it must be pretty fucked up to go to a family function and have Josh be your 30 something cousin

Pretty sure we all have that slow relative.

I’d almost guarantee a few parents make sure their kids are never are alone with him

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Is he sober? Sounds more energetic and less marble mouthed. I give it less than 12 hours before someone figures out where he's staying.

Clint could have distracted him with energy drinks - he used to main line those before he could legally drink and I could see Clint giving him a load each day to stop him from drinking.

 

[chimpSculpture]

I can imagine the conversations his family are having about or with him.

<Cobes standing in the middle of the room, possibly swaying. Drinking a luke-warm Bud Light Platinum (not an alcoholic, he doesn't need alcohol to have a good time).>

<An aunt walks up to him>

"So Josh, what've you been up to lately?"

You know... just working on my albums and... my small business.

"Oh a business! that's great! <actually shocked> What'd you do?"

I make wands.
You know that right? I made you one a few Christmases ago.

"Oh, oh of course. No I love the wand you made me it's alright sweetie. I forgot of how much of an entrepreneur you were! ha ha ha."

<fuck I forgot about the wands>

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I find it odd that cobra haven’t said anything about needing money for/ getting ozzy’s new album.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I find it odd that cobra haven’t said anything about needing money for/ getting ozzy’s new album.

Full album releases September 9.

Im not sure but think Josh has Spotify. If so, then he has the track that has been released available and probably the full album too when time comes.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Full album releases September 9.

Im not sure but think Josh has Spotify. If so, then he has the track that has been released available and probably the full album too when time comes.

I’m just surprised he haven’t even talked about it. Poor ozzy,even his number one fan hates him TMDNWU

 

[I.B. Niggin]

This is Josh we're talking about. This retard doesn't actually listen to music, just what looks cool to him.

 

[whatareNFTs]

I’m just surprised he haven’t even talked about it. Poor ozzy,even his number one fan hates him TMDNWU

He has actually kind of mentioned it, he sings a line from Patient Number 9 right here

 

[whogoesthere]

Between his constant drinking of booze, and endless fucking energy drinks, you have to imagine his poor liver is just crying in agony. In terms of lolcow deathpools, I would be inclined to stick a stake on Cobra,