Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Thirteenfifty said:
I have no doubt the alchoholism really zapped the energy and drive out of him, it sucks because he used to at least interact with the lowest level of society (crackheads, homeless people, IRL furries, etc.) Which made him genuinely interesting. Now he's basically an autistic lonely version of onlyusemeblade but at least blade gets some groping and socializing in
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It goes to show how revolting he is IRL that all the side characters except warlord have disappeared, yet even warlord at this point only stays around to drink as he a few days ago, lying to warlord that he was out of booze and the tweaker just taking off.
 
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CerealKilla420 said:
Was the whole "wait patiently" thing something that home-dad clint told him?
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I think it is. Probably was doing overt sexual shit to local girls and Clint got a call. Sat him down and told him to wait patiently and he will find a girl. I’ve noticed he grabs onto a few phrases and they clearly come from someone else.

“My trolls lose when they go after me!” (Something along those lines)

Any of his ‘they harass because they are jealous’ bullshit. I can see Clint dealing with a hyper ventilating Cobes and explaining it in those terms, and for some reason it sticks.
 
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StoicMoose said:
It goes to show how revolting he is IRL that all the side characters except warlord have disappeared, yet even warlord at this point only stays around to drink as he a few days ago, lying to warlord that he was out of booze and the tweaker just taking off.
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Josh is selfish, violent, sex pest, and smells. There’s a reason he has no friends. Hell, even the Casper’s rejects don’t even like him. Imagine people like warlord and cool taste rather not talk to you. That say something.
 
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That foot is getting worst
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RL Steinbeck said:
fuckin lol
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I was listening to a podcast when I just clicked play on this video by instinct, and holy crap the difference between cobes' whining voice and normal people's voices is beyond parody. He legit sounds like a toddler that swapped the sippy cup for a beer bottle.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
It won't get better without medicine. And he's not going to go get the medicine.
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“My doct- MY DOCTOR kept talking about Gang Green. What’s my foot have to do with powerpuff girls dood? That’s how you know doctors are just legalized drug dealers dood. DOCTORS ARE JUST legalize drug dealers. It’s the trooth YouTube. They get fuckin paid by the government to subscribe drugs for money toobs. Weed can already cure tons of shit dood. But do they inscribe weed to people? No! Because governmental farm-a-cycle companies pay them to make chemical drugs and sell them. Anyways they had to amp mutate my foot but it is what it is I’m not worried about it. I didn’t even like having two feet to be honest”
 
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