Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

It goes to show how revolting he is IRL that all the side characters except warlord have disappeared.

Orrrrr... and here me out. All those people that used to orbit him, are dead, or in jail, or on their way to jail, or addicted to meth/crack, possible zoophilia the list goes on really.

I'm not saying that your theory is true. It probably is. But as someone who orbited alot of similar places and niches as cobes. There's a chance the reason you don't see those people is because there lives are entirely more fucked than cobes and always have been. And with the exception of a few of em, most of em were just hanger ons anyone. Drying to get their next drink trying to get a bite to eat, or a smoke, or shit just a place to sit inside.

With the exception of Mr Green. Absolutle everyone in cobras personal universe has some sort of fucking social issue they struggle with. As you go down the line often they get more fucked up as you go. We know this. One committed an actual serious crime against a real human. And is in jail now. Maybe not the closet in the cobraverse but it's just the point I'm making.

Josh is pretty tamed compared to alot of the people he used to hang around with/still does. Now more ever that he's only options are making friends with section 8 crack den dwellers. Some good people sure regardless cobes is pretty lowkey.

I don't think that he became to revolting. I think he dosent have anything to give em anymore besides his last bud light platinum and slow cooked steak. Maybe that in itself is revolting. But honestly I think alot of the people that don't come around, don't come around because their lives are real and worse. They don't have rhe opportunity to sit drunk 24/7 in their dead dogs chair. Again some of em homeless, in and out of jail, addicts, disabled etc, don't matter they just in a worst place than cobes. Some of em might not even be alive anymore, the way that life style goes, all things considered.

That's my opinion btw. And a perspective I don't think a lot of people in the cobraverse don't see. Josh is not model human or anything close to admirable. But it could be worse, way worse. And I don't think him smelling bad is what's keeping people away atleast not entirely. I think alot of these dudes just have no option to come chill with cobes cause their lives are so much more fucked up than they were the last we saw of em.
 
What happened to Darfliny?
Apparently he got a new job which has him working long hours, but I suspect its just he doesnt want to hang around with Josh anymore. IMO he seemed like the only friend of Josh's that was an actual friend that wasn't around to try to mooch booze or anything off him.
 
It goes to show how revolting he is IRL that all the side characters except warlord have disappeared, yet even warlord at this point only stays around to drink as he a few days ago, lying to warlord that he was out of booze and the tweaker just taking off.
He's gross and boring. We've seen what his usual hangout is like with Warlord; sitting in silence, pretending to understand some inflammatory youtuber. It's purgatory.
 
Apparently he got a new job which has him working long hours, but I suspect its just he doesnt want to hang around with Josh anymore. IMO he seemed like the only friend of Josh's that was an actual friend that wasn't around to try to mooch booze or anything off him.
Lenny is the one who got josh into weird conspiracy shit. Also, he did drink with josh a lot so that wasn’t good. Josh really need decent friends. Too bad he lives in Casper lol
 
What happened to Darfliny?

People used to like him and generally leave positive comments on his videos/channel but he beat (or at least verbally abused) his kids on livestream once and people turned on him. Unlike Josh he realized posting content only for trolls to watch and make fun of fucking sucks so he quit making content.

He starting hanging out with Josh less and less after this event
 
People used to like him and generally leave positive comments on his videos/channel but he beat (or at least verbally abused) his kids on livestream once and people turned on him. Unlike Josh he realized posting content only for trolls to watch and make fun of fucking sucks so he quit making content.

He starting hanging out with Josh less and less after this event
There have been talk of him beating his kids before which is something I can believe. I mean he’s a guy who used his 1200 stimulus check on cookies for his local police department instead of helping his poor family, so I can see him not being a loving “family man” as most want to believe.
 
People used to like him and generally leave positive comments on his videos/channel but he beat (or at least verbally abused) his kids on livestream once and people turned on him. Unlike Josh he realized posting content only for trolls to watch and make fun of fucking sucks so he quit making content.

He starting hanging out with Josh less and less after this event

There have been talk of him beating his kids before which is something I can believe. I mean he’s a guy who used his 1200 stimulus check on cookies for his local police department instead of helping his poor family, so I can see him not being a loving “family man” as most want to believe.

The infamous Kingdom Hearts stream. I get more of a resentful manchild vibe from Darf rather than sadistic child beater. Don't think there's any smoke to the physical child abuse besides his on stream yelling. Who knows though, it's Casper. I think whatever Kool-Aid Josh has been dippin and dabbin in lately is not the flavor that Darf wants to get involved in. Even Homeboy Scotty says the new company that Josh keeps is bad news, so I'm guessing CPD's top snack donator doesn't look too kindly on them. Shame too, besides Clint I don't think anyone in Josh's life isn't trying to play him from some angle. Darf said Josh saved his life in high school, maybe he thought he was trying to return the favor but gave up.
 
The infamous Kingdom Hearts stream. I get more of a resentful manchild vibe from Darf rather than sadistic child beater. Don't think there's any smoke to the physical child abuse besides his on stream yelling. Who knows though, it's Casper. I think whatever Kool-Aid Josh has been dippin and dabbin in lately is not the flavor that Darf wants to get involved in. Even Homeboy Scotty says the new company that Josh keeps is bad news, so I'm guessing CPD's top snack donator doesn't look too kindly on them. Shame too, besides Clint I don't think anyone in Josh's life isn't trying to play him from some angle. Darf said Josh saved his life in high school, maybe he thought he was trying to return the favor but gave up.
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Darfliny when an infant makes a sound during his Kingdom Hearts stream
 
There have been talk of him beating his kids before which is something I can believe. I mean he’s a guy who used his 1200 stimulus check on cookies for his local police department instead of helping his poor family, so I can see him not being a loving “family man” as most want to believe.
Warlord is that autist who does retardedly over-the-top gestures to make people think better of him instead of doing the small things.
Funnily enough, that never works. It also explains his stupidass diatribes in cobes' videos.
 
The thing about meth heads is that they don't hold onto their meth very long. Cops have got a few minutes before it's all gone and Warlord isn't going to be walking around with an ounce or anything. Besides, if the cops bothered with simple possession charges the bulk of Casper would probably have to get locked up.
 
The infamous Kingdom Hearts stream. I get more of a resentful manchild vibe from Darf rather than sadistic child beater. Don't think there's any smoke to the physical child abuse besides his on stream yelling. Who knows though, it's Casper. I think whatever Kool-Aid Josh has been dippin and dabbin in lately is not the flavor that Darf wants to get involved in. Even Homeboy Scotty says the new company that Josh keeps is bad news, so I'm guessing CPD's top snack donator doesn't look too kindly on them. Shame too, besides Clint I don't think anyone in Josh's life isn't trying to play him from some angle. Darf said Josh saved his life in high school, maybe he thought he was trying to return the favor but gave up.
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The Cobra comment at the end sent my sides into space. That's just all around gold.
 
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