Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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That goth dude boasting about how producing music is the only thing keeping him from becoming a prolific rapist and serial killer hates sickos and smells good!
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
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That goth dude boasting about how producing music is the only thing keeping him from becoming a prolific rapist and serial killer hates sickos and smells good!
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Didn’t he say that he was angry at one of his exs and said he could rape/beat her since he was a man and stronger. I can’t remember right

Also, “every wear” lol that got me
 
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That's Stephanie. It's the reason she left him.
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thanks, I couldn't remember.


"I'm not homophobic even though elton john didn't snort cocaine with me"
"I've snorted cocaine while listening to snow blind by black sabbath"

he's really talking about coke a lot this stream
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:

"I'm not homophobic even though elton john didn't snort cocaine with me"
"I've snorted cocaine while listening to snow blind by black sabbath"

he's really talking about coke a lot this stream
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I don’t believe he’s ever snorted coke. He’s probably just trying to sound edgy and cool. Not that I think he’s some sweet innocent man, I definitely wouldn’t put it past him. It’s just that

1. nobody would invite somebody as retarded as him to a party where people are making it snow
2. On the off chance he was, no cokehead would share their blow with somebody as retarded as him for nothing when they can be snorting it themselves
3. No dealer streetwise enough to have a supplier for anything other than weed would sell to somebody as retarded as cobra since he’s either incredibly likely to get caught, incredibly likely to spill his guts to the cops about every single detail about who sold him what, where, and when and anything else they could dream of asking, and If not those two he’d still be incredibly likely to let slip information that’d be a dead giveaway pointing to who is selling him shit
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
I don’t believe he’s ever snorted coke. He’s probably just trying to sound edgy and cool. Not that I think he’s some sweet innocent man, I definitely wouldn’t put it past him. It’s just that

1. nobody would invite somebody as retarded as him to a party where people are making it snow
2. On the off chance he was, no cokehead would share their blow with somebody as retarded as him for nothing when they can be snorting it themselves
3. No dealer streetwise enough to have a supplier for anything other than weed would sell to somebody as retarded as cobra since he’s either incredibly likely to get caught, incredibly likely to spill his guts to the cops about every single detail about who sold him what, where, and when and anything else they could dream of asking, and If not those two he’d still be incredibly likely to let slip information that’d be a dead giveaway pointing to who is selling him shit
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Cobes (like all autists) is a terrible liar. The fact that he hasn't shut up about it indicates that he does or has done it and is not just posturing.

He just admitted it near the near of the stream. I'm more disappointed in him than I thought I'd be.

EDIT: FUCK. He's developing some self-awareness and has deleted it.
 
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He just casually admits to liking coke. I wish I could've caught the stream sooner, holy shit. It felt like a self intervention when I got on, Jesus Christ. I wonder who got him the coke? Perhaps Warlord had one of his friends get it? I just can't imagine a drug deal with Cobes, it would be like a family guy sketch, or that episode of always sunny where Charlie buys coke. I'm also excited to see the gradual deterioration of this new hat.
 
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Reminder Cobes has done "acid" (toothpaste and an orange peel) and mushrooms with all he seeming has taken away from his trip was, "ooh colors". Something he said the other day about MDMA too. It's obvious he hasn't ever done psychedelics at least. As far the constant upper/downers debate, people will analyze a stream a few days ago and discern "He was really sped up" and others will say he's too dumb and poor to blow his money on an addiction more than booze and fast food no matter how much money he gets and if anything would go for weed. He still thinks cocaine comes from a plant. I wouldn't be surprised if he got a bunch of corn starch or just read a lot about cocaine lately, which he was sperging out on that stream earlier too about Biden's son and Ozzy's addictions. He wrote "Powder My Nose" before trying to be cool about cocaine.

The thought of Cobes trying to do a line and just getting it all over his shirt and beard is funny though. At the very best he got some cheap ass meth that pervades Casper and he disliked amphetamines in general when he prescribed Ritalin and Strattera in the past. He glorifies drug use because it fits in with the rock n roll lifestyle he thinks he has but is ultimately a scared little pussy too, so who knows. Dude is a lot of empty talk and in the end the drug speculation always just devolves down to arguments on both sides that make people look as regarded as Josh.

The biggest take away from the stream was Josh's grandfather calling him an alcoholic at the reunion. It almost seems like it impacted him, but he went back for more booze during his Sabbath covers.

Edit: And verified sicko Museum Privilege got the ban hammer, now if he could just the rest of his enabling mods.
 
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charlesdickens said:
Reminder Cobes has done "acid" (toothpaste and an orange peel) and mushrooms with all he seeming has taken away from his trip was, "ooh colors". Something he said the other day about MDMA too. It's obvious he hasn't ever done psychedelics at least.
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You'd be surprised at how many crackheads/retards take psychedelics and don't garner anything. I knew some autistic dude that did shrooms and all he did was mix everything red in the kitchen together in a jar. On the other hand I knew some guy that was normal and became an acid zombie that now just bitches about flat earth to YouTube and Facebook whenever possible. I could see it either way, considering his friends. I can also see him saying it because "ozzy did drugs so I want to say I did because I'm a gothic rockstar bad boy".

Either way I'm only imagining Clint watching that last stream. I really hope he was asleep, because that would be depressing as fuck to watch as the father in this situation.
 
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charlesdickens said:
He still thinks cocaine comes from a plant. I wouldn't be surprised if he got a bunch of corn starch or just read a lot about cocaine lately, which he was sperging out on that stream earlier too about Biden's son and Ozzy's addictions. He wrote "Powder My Nose" before trying to be cool about cocaine.
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Uh...cocaine does comes from a plant. It's made from the leaves of the coca plant.
 
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Yes obviously and it is heavily processed afterwards to make it. He straight up thinks cocaine is right off the coca plant and that plant also makes chocolate. Then he parrots the "it's a natural plant so it should be legal just like weed should be" line of thought like he's done countless times before. He always get made fun of how stupid he is.
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
I don’t believe he’s ever snorted coke. He’s probably just trying to sound edgy and cool. Not that I think he’s some sweet innocent man, I definitely wouldn’t put it past him. It’s just that

1. nobody would invite somebody as retarded as him to a party where people are making it snow
2. On the off chance he was, no cokehead would share their blow with somebody as retarded as him for nothing when they can be snorting it themselves
3. No dealer streetwise enough to have a supplier for anything other than weed would sell to somebody as retarded as cobra since he’s either incredibly likely to get caught, incredibly likely to spill his guts to the cops about every single detail about who sold him what, where, and when and anything else they could dream of asking, and If not those two he’d still be incredibly likely to let slip information that’d be a dead giveaway pointing to who is selling him shit
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One time he said he snorted some and, if I remember right, “was like in other state of mind and woke up later on”, it sound like he most likely snorted MXE since, one, it was in the early 2010s where designer drugs were popular, two, it was cheap and Casper is too poor to offer coke, and, three, it sound like he had dissociation hallucinations, which can happen with mxe. Then again, take anything I say with a grain of salt. However, this is cobra who is a pathological liar since cobra doesn’t have any social skills/nobody likes him and you need friends to do drugs with/be invited to a party. Lol
 
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IRideBike said:
Our boy Josh needs to do more wand runs. I really like the wand I got a year or so ago. Me and my bf make good use of it ;)
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gross....aren't his unwashed hairs crusted into the cheap paint?

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yeah well I bet they don't ship in a cardboard tube stuffed with plastic bags and notebook paper as padding, nor do I think they include a certificate of authenticity PLUS the signature of famous youtuber KingCobraJFS. I see no shotgun shells, praying mantises, black magic infused crystals, or leather cord, and the wood is almost CERTAINLY not locally sourced and hand collected. clearly just a cheap imitation that can't even compare to the quality that CobraCraftWands puts out, but thats fine dood they're probably just a sicko trolle trying to ride the Cobra wave, there is a reason he is the number one result. get fuckin blocked and ignored from my channel dood you trolls can suck my fuckin dick, you aren't even a real toe dood cmon
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That's a painted stick with some cheap leather poorly wrapped around it, not that I expected much from a lazy retard, but holy shit, there's no carving, no sanding, no design, it's just a fucking stick...but that other websites carved snake Wands were legit...ya know, if I liked gay ass shit like that.
 
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