Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bogliacci]

Was going to ask a question about the burrito but then I remembered its because he's retarded

We call that Boglim's law.

 

[Exist0]

I'd like to see what comes up if somebody typed in "pie high hat".

I've got about 20 goes left on DALL-E 2, so if anyone has suggestions feel free to post them and I can post results. Its filters pick up a few things, I couldn't use sexy when making a boglim. The longer the description the better, you can add art styles too, like 3d render, oil painting or stained glass.

 

[RollingRock]

I've got about 20 goes left on DALL-E 2, so if anyone has suggestions feel free to post them and I can post results. Its filters pick up a few things, I couldn't use sexy when making a boglim. The longer the description the better, you can add art styles too, like 3d render, oil painting or stained glass.

Hippy goth cowboy from hell

 

[Grift Garrison]

Warlord Campbell smooth muscle control watercolor

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

His jokes don't make the slightest bit of sense, even by Dad Joke standards.

 

[Exist0]

Here we have "Hippy goth cowboy from hell"

And this is "Warlord Campbell smooth muscle control watercolor"

Not gonna lie, asian Kobe's and warlord meth drink got me feeling funny

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I've got about 20 goes left on DALL-E 2, so if anyone has suggestions feel free to post them and I can post results. Its filters pick up a few things, I couldn't use sexy when making a boglim. The longer the description the better, you can add art styles too, like 3d render, oil painting or stained glass.

Fuck, see what "Boglim" gets you, if anything.

 

[Exist0]

Fuck, see what "Boglim" gets you, if anything.

Boglim gets nothing but random crap
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But I'll try it again, maybe add "dank" or "balding".

Edit to add "balding gothic boglim with pork pie hat and glasses preparing food hacks"

 

[shaverinocory]

His jokes don't make the slightest bit of sense, even by Dad Joke standards.

Glass breaks into shards.... wouldn't chardonnay (shard-onay) would be their LEAST favorite wine?

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Glass breaks into shards.... wouldn't chardonnay (shard-onay) would be their LEAST favorite wine?

His logic is flawed like everything else about him.

 

[Potion_Time]

Was going to ask a question about the burrito but then I remembered its because he's retarded

It's the answer to all Cobe's related questions.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Well what happens when you fill yourself with hard liquor, then chase that with undercooked rice beans and grease, then chase that with more hard liquor?

You shit a gravel quarry.

 

[shaverinocory]

You shit a gravel quarry.

Wu-Tang taught us this back in 2000.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Played around with DALL-E 2, using variations of "gothic bad boy who smells good and makes wands", throwing in hat or glasses sometimes. Here's 4 that I enjoyed.View attachment 3564577

Brutalist incel metal-head boglim Wyoming failure joke tobacco bud-light pie-high-hat bald bitch

 

[RollingRock]

Whatever was in his latest cooked abortion must be taking effect because cobes has uploaded a dozen videos of himself farting...

 

[Potion_Time]

I swear to god I could trick people into thinking kingcobrajfs is an outsider art project.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

I've got about 20 goes left on DALL-E 2, so if anyone has suggestions feel free to post them and I can post results. Its filters pick up a few things, I couldn't use sexy when making a boglim. The longer the description the better, you can add art styles too, like 3d render, oil painting or stained glass.

Smoking Goth bad boy long hair cowboy ozzy ozborne and of-age alive clean goth chick with big tits on a date in the clock tower, 3D render

Here we have "Hippy goth cowboy from hell"View attachment 3564812

Is that tonkasaw in the top right?

 

[Bogliacci]

His jokes don't make the slightest bit of sense, even by Dad Joke standards.

These are def being pulled from crappy joke sites that are a dime a dozen. The problem, aside from the poor jokes in general, is cobes has no intentional comedic timing. Even Clint admitted the shit he does and says is unintentionally hilarious, but when he's actually trying its just double retarded.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I've got about 20 goes left on DALL-E 2, so if anyone has suggestions feel free to post them and I can post results. Its filters pick up a few things, I couldn't use sexy when making a boglim. The longer the description the better, you can add art styles too, like 3d render, oil painting or stained glass.

Of age, cisgender, big titty, alive, non-related, human goth girl

Jealous cobra cult trolls whose dad's don't love them

Artsy big nipple biker daddy

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Of age, cisgender, big titty, alive, non-related, human goth girl

The non related thing might be dropped, he's changed it to 3rd cousin or something after the family reunion - I think he's got the hots for someone like that.

Artsy big nipple biker daddy

Hey now that's not fair on Clint, you know his nipples got prolapsed during his accident... doesn't explain my they are prehensile though