Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The Southwest Strangla said:
Looks like he’s sucking down some gay man spider webs. TWU toobz not gay

Also, look at his teeth. They’re dying. The yellow/gray are signs of teeth dying/death. Toothless saga coming in nicely toobz
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This could be the light making it a little worse, but it's not looking good. Also cheese wiener.

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The Southwest Strangla said:
The top left tooth just caught my eye. Can’t tell if it’s loose or it broke off at some point. But it looks like it needs to be pulled View attachment 3579396
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That canine is trying to make an escape.
Seriously though how do peoples mouths get fucked like this, I only really understand it if like a kid has a problem sucking their thumb turning their teeth whack.
 
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StoicMoose said:
That canine is trying to make an escape.
Seriously though how do peoples mouths get fucked like this, I only really understand it if like a kid has a problem sucking their thumb turning their teeth whack.
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Sugar

It really fucks the teeth up badly. When they first introduced sugar to Europe it’s startling obvious in old skeletons as the teeth are fucked up.

Cobes puts sugar into everything and obviously doesn’t brush. Being retarded he lets then rot, has food stuck in his gums, and probably has breath that would make a dentist retch.

His fucked he teeth placement could just be shitty development. We all know someone with fucked up teeth who just drew a bad card.
 
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Thirteenfifty said:
I can't even begin to imagine how nasty his shits are based on his diet. I'm guessing either the nastiest diarrhea imaginable a few times a day or constipation for the better part of each week
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They really do have to be horrible. I would imagine they're all kinds of different with the variety of stuff he eats, but I bet they are all absolutely rotten. And his clean up is probably on par with how he treats the rest of his body.
 
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Genetic Mt. Dew said:
They really do have to be horrible. I would imagine they're all kinds of different with the variety of stuff he eats, but I bet they are all absolutely rotten. And his clean up is probably on par with how he treats the rest of his body.
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“Troll his teeth can’t be rotten he brush them twice on stream. Get banned and I fucked your of age non related ALIVE cis gender mother”

I hate to act like a "mother" but I really wish Ian would stop hanging out with cobra. the last thing cobra needs is an ex-felon around him
 
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Potion_Time said:
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Homefelon Ian has showed up to drink Joshes booze and participate in general cracktivities.
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fucker better keeps his hands off my boy, shon. he's going to steal shon before he leaves

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Homefelon Ian has showed up to drink Joshes booze and participate in general cracktivities.

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Just two guys having the time of their life on a monday night in Casper.
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how much shit do you want to bet the felon going to steal? I say his smokes at least
 
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I'm dying laughing. Homeboy Ian is rapping and the music is too loud to hear him.

It's just some slight noise from Ian and cobes bouncing his head around vaping to "the beat".

Edit. The entire chat has basically agreed to not let cobes know nobody can hear Ian. Its still going.

Edit 2. We have another rap segment where the music is too loud. This is true gold dust tonight everyone. Hope someone is recording and clipping.

This beat for the 2nd rap segment sounds like bootleg gta san Andreas music for a bootleg ps2.

The gods have truly blessed us. We are now on a 3rd rap segment where Ian can still not be heard. Only the beats cobra keeps playing and reminder the majority of the chats still commenting compliments and not telling cobra they can't hear anything over these sick beats.

Edit 3 or 4. Cobes just sneezed in a drunk moment and snot along with one of his dank drink combos just spilled all over him.

Cobes is now attempting to rap and he's somewhat audible.

Sorry I don't have time stamps. The entire stream is worth a watch in my opinion

Ian is gone and cobes back to ranting about social issues like trans, drag shows and how children shouldn't be involved. Mentions how he doesn't like toddlers and tiaras for the 2nd time. Going on about how he is seen as a homophobe or transphobe while vaping sometimes.

He has now brought up someone named Blair White and gone on to bring up watching Looney tunes growing up and seeing bugs bunny dressed as a woman.

Then goes on to explain that's how he ended up accepting trannies???..because of Looney tunes? What did I just hear. Lol. Also he keeps playing about 4-6 seconds of something where some woman is talking about drag and he stops it within that short time to start ranting again. It's been a rough ride since homeboy Ian left.

He has now brought up inverting a man's penis into a a vagina for a 2nd time. He just did a faggoty impersonation of Blair white with body language. It's perfect for a video clip and gif lol.
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Another sneeze after this sexy goth bad boy pose followed up with more rants about children, homosexual, and trans related topics.

Boglin drop phone under throne. Must retrieve.
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Our dark lord is now looking back on his childhood asking "where was this acceptance when I was in school? What's that Timmy? OH that's an angry goth".
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Lots of dead air now with an occasional noise or random thought like "don't let people get to you".
 
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Jack Scarefani said:
I'm dying laughing. Homeboy Ian is rapping and the music is too loud to hear him.

It's just some slight noise from Ian and cobes bouncing his head around vaping to "the beat".

Edit. The entire chat has basically agreed to not let cobes know nobody can hear Ian. Its still going.

Edit 2. We have another rap segment where the music is too loud. This is true gold dust tonight everyone. Hope someone is recording and clipping.

This beat for the 2nd rap segment sounds like bootleg gta san Andreas music for a bootleg ps2.

The gods have truly blessed us. We are now on a 3rd rap segment where Ian can still not be heard. Only the beats cobra keeps playing.
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Cobra is such a slowburn, but I live for streams like this. Just an absolute fail on every level and they have zero idea.
 
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