Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

RollingRock said:
Ribs need to be either boiled or slow cooked to release the connective tissue. Just putting them in the oven would cook the meat but won't make them tender.
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Season ribs, place meat side down, poke back sinew full of holes, wrap in tin foil, 2 hours @250. Remove, let cool for 15 minutes, drain grease. Turn oven to 350, coat sinew side of ribs with sauce and flip over so meat side is up, coat that side with sauce. Put in oven for 10 minutes then remove and coat meat side again and place back in oven for another 10 minutes. Repeat this for a total of 5 times for 50 minutes. Perfect ribs cooked in the oven. PLEASE GOD, DONT BOIL YOUR RIBS!
 
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Metal_Heavy19 said:
Season ribs, place meat side down, poke back sinew full of holes, wrap in tin foil, 2 hours @250. Remove, let cool for 15 minutes, drain grease. Turn oven to 350, coat sinew side of ribs with sauce and flip over so meat side is up, coat that side with sauce. Put in oven for 10 minutes then remove and coat meat side again and place back in oven for another 10 minutes. Repeat this for a total of 5 times for 50 minutes. Perfect ribs cooked in the oven. PLEASE GOD, DONT BOIL YOUR RIBS!
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WRONG!

Step 1: Get really fucking drunk and/or high

Step 2: Let your ribs sit on the counter till room temperature or your remember them

Step 3: Stab with a fork while slurring to your fans

Step 4: Wrap with bacon, sprinkle with salt, cover with lard, drench with Mountain Dew, add splash of bud light, and sprinkle with Doritos

Step 5 : Put in oven and then fall asleep on your bug throne

Step 6: Time to eat your delicious, crunchy ribs!
 
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Rope Salesman said:
WRONG!

Step 1: Get really fucking drunk and/or high

Step 2: Let your ribs sit on the counter till room temperature or your remember them

Step 3: Stab with a fork while slurring to your fans

Step 5: Wrap with bacon, sprinkle with salt, cover with lard, drench with Mountain Dew, add splash of bud light, and sprinkle with Doritos

Step 6 : Put in oven and then fall asleep on your bug throne

Step 7: Time to eat your delicious, crunchy ribs!
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If Cobes had even an ounce of ambition or wasn't completely retarded he could make a killing selling cook books to us troles.
 
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Metal_Heavy19 said:
Season ribs, place meat side down, poke back sinew full of holes, wrap in tin foil, 2 hours @250. Remove, let cool for 15 minutes, drain grease. Turn oven to 350, coat sinew side of ribs with sauce and flip over so meat side is up, coat that side with sauce. Put in oven for 10 minutes then remove and coat meat side again and place back in oven for another 10 minutes. Repeat this for a total of 5 times for 50 minutes. Perfect ribs cooked in the oven. PLEASE GOD, DONT BOIL YOUR RIBS!
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It's called parboiling and it's perfectly acceptable. Idk why this is an unknown own technique to you.
 
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daBonehead said:
lmao Cobes is pissed someone is calling him out on his lazy content and wasting money on booze. "FYI I don't spend it all on alcohol dood! I order food with it too! And I have other expenses besides alcohol." Cmon Josh we all know your SSI pays for your apartment and your dad pays for your groceries. You do spend all your money on booze and ordering out.
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9/10 troll message. Point deducted for not ending the message with “BOY”
 
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Metal_Heavy19 said:
Season ribs, place meat side down, poke back sinew full of holes, wrap in tin foil, 2 hours @250. Remove, let cool for 15 minutes, drain grease. Turn oven to 350, coat sinew side of ribs with sauce and flip over so meat side is up, coat that side with sauce. Put in oven for 10 minutes then remove and coat meat side again and place back in oven for another 10 minutes. Repeat this for a total of 5 times for 50 minutes. Perfect ribs cooked in the oven. PLEASE GOD, DONT BOIL YOUR RIBS!
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Yo you forgot to poke the meat with a fork to "tenderize" it
 
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