Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.


For anybody wondering how the fuck he was going to food hack a meat loaf to cost 200 dollars, he's not. He's going to door dash it apparently.

I can't tell if that would be boglim style or stoner style munchies.

I'm waiting for 'food hacks' to be him just piling shit onto DoorDash orders. He's getting lazier with every passing day

He's already done that hasn't he? I know he's used leftovers from a food hack in another food hack.

ETA: Whoever came up with the term "Food Hack" deserves to be hacked at, it's one of the most retarded terms in the English Language that needs to be swiftly and surely pruned from the social lexicon with all due alacrity.
 
Is there anything that he cooks that any of you would eat?
Ehhhhh......I mean, I wouldn't eat anything he cooked. My dude has long finger nails and I'm fairly certain that if he can't open a can properly, he's not exactly wiping his ass efficiently either.

If I made it, maybe that Candy Calzone without the cheese. Supplement it for some marshmallow whip. Peanut butter, candy bacon, peanut butter cups, cardinal cherries. That might be okay until my fucking stomach explodes 2 hours later because I'm not 20 anymore.
 
If I made it, maybe that Candy Calzone without the cheese. Supplement it for some marshmallow whip. Peanut butter, candy bacon, peanut butter cups, cardinal cherries. That might be okay until my fucking stomach explodes 2 hours later because I'm not 20 anymore.

I've never had one of those sweet pizza's but that sounds like something I'd try tbh.
 
Deep Farted avocados, maybe. rig up a high-pressure frying device to pressure-fry avocado slices at high temps. Breaded fried avocados sounds pretty good as a bar food item TBH
 
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Deep Farted avocados, maybe. rig up a high-pressure frying device to pressure-fry avocado slices at high temps. Breaded fried avocados sounds pretty good as a bar food item TBH
Sure but you'd need someone who isn't a mentally retarded man covered in filth to cook them
 
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