Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.


He already does. And he does it like a complete boglim just shooting ropes all over his floor.
"I don't give a fuck I'm never gonna stop hating rape", what a perfectly normal thing to declare after jerking off onto your carpet. Now I know why Ozzy is crying on that shirt.
Cobra wtf! I trusted you and the circle of protection… that’s most definitely NOT what’s up.
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I'm starting to doubt Cobra's magic and that he smells good...
 
kiwibros, I don't feel so good...

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The cotton candy macaroni cheese powder everclear is the last thing I remember before I woke up on TOR...
I haven't used TOR since October 2013, the death of silk road. Never thought I'd be on an onion again, and I wouldn't have guessed it was to converse about a balding alcoholic gothic bad boy, but here we are.
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Cobes is grumpy. Sounds like a wand he was trying to lathe broke.
toddlerkingcobra trying to make juans while clint is jet setting around the world gets some stress sighs *sigh*

Watching Cobes' "meat loaf" edited together by Lenin lime, love the little things that just reveal how much of a poser he is. Loves knives, yet his basic kitchen knife is so dull he can barely cut through a jalepeno without putting his weight on the blade.
 
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so I bet you Clint didn't remind him about the no booze and lathe rule he used to parrot all the time. BoglimBrain memory only lasts a few months
 
That chisel is dull as fuck to. I've never seen anyone struggle while lathing like that. Should be smooth as butter.
I'd love someone who's got some good skill with lathing like this to do a reaction to the best parts of this vid lmfao, just watch the horror on their face when he's fucking reaching over the spinning lathe for tools, camera placement
 
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Won't lie, this was a bit comfy for me, I like it. Hope he does more, but shouldn't he be wearing a mask with the wood particles in the air? Can't be good to breath in.
Smoking vapes sent by "fans" which contain unknown liquids also can't be that healthy for our BOY(or drinking copious amount of alcohol or smoking or spice or not practicing hygiene). It's just the rockstar lifestyle he's living. He doesn't care about death, just waiting patiently. ROCK IN ROLL YYEEEAAHHH
 
He doesn't care about death, just waiting patiently. ROCK IN ROLL YYEEEAAHHH
Josh is going to decline in health so bad at some point, he will regret ever letting himself get that bad. Worse part is that its usually not a quick death, it's slow and painful. The boy doesn't deserve that despite his faults.

Could be wrong, but I am willing to bet.
 
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