Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

shaverinocory said:
Regards on the Reddit said cobes pissed himself in the one unboxing video he just did, but I can't see it. Any idea about timestamp?
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Saw the video. I would like to post it here and archive but site is currently so janky it’s not worth it. He bascially gets up and either

A) He sat so long his ass sweated into the fabric and it’s shiny
B) The pants are greasy as fuck and never cleaned, making the fabric shine
C) Cobes pissed himself and that’s why they are sagging on his ass — which is also explains previous stains on his throne

With him it’s impossible to really know as nothing is beyond his level of retardation.

Gotta say the content has been improving lately. Caveman video, pissing his pants on camera, lathe of death…
 
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Mister Uno said:
Won't lie, this was a bit comfy for me, I like it. Hope he does more, but shouldn't he be wearing a mask with the wood particles in the air? Can't be good to breath in.
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I remember saying not long ago how comfy I found the 'Now it's a Party' documentary to be. There's times in it where you get the feeling he's content with where he is, he has people around him who are halfway decent, the tattoo guy and the people in the bars treat him decently, even when he is a bit socially awkward. I've even got a friend who hates the idea of lolcows and considers the whole thing 'bad vibes', I put him onto Cobes and a few days later told me he was going down the cobraverse rabbithole.
 
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Bogliacci said:
If he pissed himself, I'm thinking it'd be very obvious on the chair too, and watching the vid it didn't look like the chair had been pissed in. IMO its just that the pants are dirty as fuck and being worn by a boglim that gave them the grease sheen.
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The growing stain where his disgusting ass and balls sit does not look anything like something simple sweat could make. Our boy has pissed or shit himself on that chair at least once or twice.
 
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Updates while the Farms have been down:

I threw the OP thread up on Metokur Forums (Basically a Kiwi clone) in case things go down again. I'll be replicating this OP on various clone websites for the time being.

Josh's original Wiki page, which contained a lot of information relation to Josh, has been closed. The archive exists here on Wayback Machine but considering their position on things recently, I don't particularly trust them to keep it and I'd rather not lose it. I'll be redirecting archives for things to a different site, can't imagine which one. Maybe 4-5 different ones. Any help would be appreciated.
 
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daBonehead said:
Floorlord looks straight up suicidal in this video. Love how Cobra is just pigging out in front of him while Floorlord looks like a starving dog. Better not be a good host BOY
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I feel sorry for warlord. He kept looking at the “garlic butter” wanting it and cobra is just stuffing his face. Poor boy is hungry and cobra is stuffing his face. It’s bad when I care more forwarlord than cobra lol.
 
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This image is going to live in infamy. So much for Cobes being selfless and giving lmfao clint come get your boy


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