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“Please sir, may I have just a crumb? N…no,okay, I’ll just watch instead”
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Real sigma male energy coming from cobes, that faggot warlord better not ogle his boglim hole or reach for a slice. It's gonna be a one way ticket to the floor and a smashed phone if Cobes unleashes his pythons, Warlord knows his place.
Don't bullshit us brother
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Didn't floorlord bring a bottle of vodka over for them both days ago?
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Yep and josh drank most of it. A selfish cobra? Get out of here lol
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That was a few days ago dood and cobes repaid him with his company and a cozy place to hang out. Warlord didn't bring SHIT today so he can't mooch.
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I just cant get over how Floorlord looks like he's going to cry as cobes facefucks himself with a slice of pizza
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Just realized that since Cobes has a lathe, he can lathe himself some fucking teeth before they start falling out.
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George Wash... GEORGE WASHINGTON... Had TEETH made of WEED DOOODT... they used WEED FOR ALL SORTS OF STUFF BACK THEN DOODT... Its teh tRUTH!
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The saddest part is that Warlord is definitely skipping meals due to being a broke junkie. He was crying inside, I guarantee it.
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Imagine if somehow Clint cuts jorp off, and he ends up on the streets. He'd be eaten alive by the likes of floorlord.
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Cobra probably still resents Floorlord for insulting Ozzy, some things just can't be forgiven doodt. Also imagine being Floorlord, a starving homeless recovering drug addict, and you go to hang out at your peanut head friend's government paid for apartment and he's pigging out on some pizza while reading shout outs to people who send him money for existing. Fucking grim
RollingRock
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Wonder if he ever regrets abandoning his wife and kids to go get fucked in the ass.
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Only a matter of time before he gets a lathe powered shave.
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The good part about his shitty lathe is that it'll stall or pop the breaker breaker before it rips his beard off.
Warlord has smooth muscle control, he can keep the tears at bay.
Warlord has smooth muscle control, he can keep the tears at bay.
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DarkSydeBegging
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So when is Cobies making the official Ingurland Magic wand? Or maybe a ELIZABETH IMPOWERMEMT T-Shirt? Kahm on Joshie boy score sahm faking dosh.
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What fucking time is it in Casper? Boglim Boy is fucked up and the sun is still out.
I'm kinda surprised he has enough willpower to not just drink the entire bottle once he starts
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It's that he gets too fucked up too quickly to finish the bottle. If he, or his liver, could handle the liquor he'd absolutely finish the bottle.
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Just incase anyone watching didnt quite catch the little slip of information, Cobes is 80% British. Its hard to hear him say it, barely a whisper.