Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Bogliacci said:
He's just goin to town on that cock of pepperoni, and notice how he's only taking bites off of it with the right side of his mouth. Looks like ol bog boy is gonna be losing his left side teeth first.
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Remember that time when Cobes tried to open that liquor bottle during a fan mail vid? He used his teeth but I can't remember if he used his left side. I'll do what I can to find when it happened.
 
Baby Cakes said:
Remember that time when Cobes tried to open that liquor bottle during a fan mail vid? He used his teeth but I can't remember if he used his left side. I'll do what I can to find when it happened.
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Nah Im pretty sure he used his right side for that one as well.
 
Bogliacci said:
Nah Im pretty sure he used his right side for that one as well.
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I'm remembering more - he tried it on one side, felt ouch, and switched to the other side. I'm still looking for the fan mail video.
(stumbled across the Dr. Stoner's video and got distracted. Great stream.)

Umaibae said:
He allegedly proceeded to film himself shitting out the pepperoni “for the trolls.” I will not be subjecting my eyes to that.
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His toilet probably looks like it's full of those dank fried steak strips he whipped up last year.
 
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Shithead in me is always tempted to donate money on these occasions just to see how far he goes. Ozzies death may be the only thing I’ll donate too
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Ozzy's death may be the death of Cobes. I fully believe he would be wrecked by Ozzy's death and will legitimately look towards mixing chemicals to cope. He's already polishing off 12 packs to deal with "Angola Lasbury's" death, he's going to fucking pound a fifth mixed with nyquill, and whatever pills he got from Ellen's mom and dad that week in order to mourn the prince of darkness.
 
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What was the video people were talking about with Warlord eating the sauce sandwich a page or so back? I can't seem to find it, or it's right in front of me and I haven't noticed. Warlord has always felt like the primary lolcow in the Cobraverse to me, as much as I hate the guy, his existence makes Cobes seem not so bad just by contrast. That's the only positive I can think of that Warlord bring to Cobes life. He's an obnoxious leech but the dynamic between the two always makes for good content.
 
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What was the video people were talking about with Warlord eating the sauce sandwich a page or so back? I can't seem to find it, or it's right in front of me and I haven't noticed. Warlord has always felt like the primary lolcow in the Cobraverse to me, as much as I hate the guy, his existence makes Cobes seem not so bad just by contrast. That's the only positive I can think of that Warlord bring to Cobes life. He's an obnoxious leech but the dynamic between the two always makes for good content.
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Right here


Yeah, all Floorlord does is make Cobes look better than himself.
 
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Bogliacci said:
He's just goin to town on that cock of pepperoni, and notice how he's only taking bites off of it with the right side of his mouth. Looks like ol bog boy is gonna be losing his left side teeth first.
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I was told ages ago your more likely to loose the teeth on the opposite side of your dominant hand - i.e. if your left handed you lose your right teeth, if your right handed you lose your left etc it's something to do with how you favour your dominant hand to feed yourself.
Baby Cakes said:
His toilet probably looks like it's full of those dank fried steak strips he whipped up last year.
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We've seen a picture of his toilet it's a mess but it's cleaner than you'd think.

Rope Salesman said:
Shithead in me is always tempted to donate money on these occasions just to see how far he goes. Ozzies death may be the only thing I’ll donate too
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TBH I wouldn't want to be a party to him drinking, let alone when he's doing a Tribute Stream one of these days he's going to push it and have a serious medical problem.

Potion_Time said:
Ozzy's death may be the death of Cobes. I fully believe he would be wrecked by Ozzy's death and will legitimately look towards mixing chemicals to cope. He's already polishing off 12 packs to deal with "Angola Lasbury's" death, he's going to fucking pound a fifth mixed with nyquill, and whatever pills he got from Ellen's mom and dad that week in order to mourn the prince of darkness.
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He's already mixing booze an drugs, even when I was at my worst drinking about 1lt of rum a day I never mixed in drugs (illegal ones are not my thing) and prescription drugs are often worse to mix with booze as they do weird things biologically that can have a unintended effect.

The day Ozzy die's is going to be a messy period of time in Josh's life, it wont just be one stream it will be days or weeks of hitting the booze hard he won't even try and recover for a day or so he'll just go all in on anything and everything he can get his grubbly little paws on.

Cunning Lettuce said:
Man, almost a year ago. I remember last year everybody thought he looked awful. Somehow he just gets worse and worse, the dudes rotting in real time
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I've stopped saying X cant get worse because with cows it can always get worse, and Josh has a way to go visually yet at the moment he's still got all his teeth at the moment and he's not developed Grog Blossoms yet (and I'm a bit shocked by that), his dress style can and will get worse as time goes one too.

Baby Cakes said:
Cobes "morphs" instead of aging. I think the shift is fueled by whatever substance he's consuming the most haha.
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He's like Chris in that respect he's a reflection of whatever media he's consuming he's just not as bonkers as Chris is (yet), I mean look at his wands and magic it's all based around Harry Potter the only books he's ever read as far as we know, music is all based off Ozzy and Ozzy adjacent bands (cradle did a few things with Ozzy and I am 90% sure that's how he knows about them) he like Chris has a very money see monkey do attitude when it comes to how he thinks he looks and acts because he doesn't like or understand that he can be original.
 
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Baby Cakes said:
I'm remembering more - he tried it on one side, felt ouch, and switched to the other side. I'm still looking for the fan mail video.
(stumbled across the Dr. Stoner's video and got distracted. Great stream.)


His toilet probably looks like it's full of those dank fried steak strips he whipped up last year.
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It may not be the exact vid you're thinking of, but this clip of Cobra trying to open a shooter with his mouth is one of my all time favorites. Despite the title of the vid, I can't say for sure he actually broke a tooth... but goddamn, it sure looks and sounds like it. You can even hear what sounds like tooth debris getting swished around. "No sense in breaking my teeth for that," says Cobra. Not suspicious at all.
 
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SeizureRobot5000 said:
It may not be the exact vid you're thinking of, but this clip of Cobra trying to open a shooter with his mouth is one of my all time favorites. Despite the title of the vid, I can't say for sure he actually broke a tooth... but goddamn, it sure looks and sounds like it. You can even hear what sounds like tooth debris getting swished around. "No sense in breaking my teeth for that," says Cobra. Not suspicious at all.
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I think he gouged it not broke it, his enamel is likely soft an weak so it's caused the damage but not outright broke it.
 
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Bogliacci said:
He's just goin to town on that cock of pepperoni, and notice how he's only taking bites off of it with the right side of his mouth. Looks like ol bog boy is gonna be losing his left side teeth first.
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I couldn't find the video until...

SeizureRobot5000 said:
It may not be the exact vid you're thinking of, but this clip of Cobra trying to open a shooter with his mouth is one of my all time favorites. Despite the title of the vid, I can't say for sure he actually broke a tooth... but goddamn, it sure looks and sounds like it. You can even hear what sounds like tooth debris getting swished around. "No sense in breaking my teeth for that," says Cobra. Not suspicious at all.
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Thanks for coming through, Seizure. This may be it. It does sound like he did some damage to his left molers and tooth fragments came off. Nothing a little mod podge couldn't fix TWU.
 
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I couldn't find the video until...


Thanks for coming through, Seizure. This may be it. It does sound like he did some damage to his left molers and tooth fragments came off. Nothing a little mod podge couldn't fix TWU.
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The way he has to eat from the centre of his maw looks painful. I doubt he could crank with his molars like he did then, now it would just crack some teeth. I know he is retarded and all that, but why doesn’t the get Clint to take his ass to the dentist?
 
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Rope Salesman said:
The way he has to eat from the centre of his maw looks painful. I doubt he could crank with his molars like he did then, now it would just crack some teeth. I know he is retarded and all that, but why doesn’t the get Clint to take his ass to the dentist?
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I'm not a doctor so I don't know if they can deny a patient based on the patient's hygiene. If they could, maybe that's why Cobes hasn't been haha. No one in Casper or even Wyoming will mask up and go near the maw of madness.

Once again not a doctor. If Cobes doesn't get something done about his teeth, they will turn paint brush soft under the buildup. The fact that he's having pain associated with pressure and sensation leads me to believe that it's already been happening. The longer Cobes does nothing, the more likely he's going to lose teeth and develop heart problems.
 
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