Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It really is amazing how long Cobes seethed over Sasha eating that "sandwich", must have been what was in his mind when he delivered his signature Saunders Shove
I actually don't think Cobes minded Floorlord eating that sandwich at all. He had been getting sent Doordash orders a lot before then (iirc) and some of them had to have been fucked. If that's the case, he may have been sent a sauce sandwich (or two) off stream and knew what this sandwich was going to be.
 
I actually don't think Cobes minded Floorlord eating that sandwich at all. He had been getting sent Doordash orders a lot before then (iirc) and some of them had to have been fucked. If that's the case, he may have been sent a sauce sandwich (or two) off stream and knew what this sandwich was going to be.
In that after action discord voice chat one of the weens recorded, Cobes was complaining pretty hard about him eating the sandwich lol
 
I still can't believe Cobes was that petty and that's probably why I forgot.

I mean I can understand bitching about someone eating your sandwich (note - touch my pateneted Beast Butty you will be losing fingers) but he wasn't even going to eat it, he was going to toss it because he knew it was Bread, sauce and lettuce wasn't interested and was just going to get rid.
 
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I mean I can understand bitching about someone eating your sandwich (note - touch my pateneted Beast Butty you will be losing fingers) but he wasn't even going to eat it, he was going to toss it because he knew it was Bread, sauce and lettuce wasn't interested and was just going to get rid.
Just shows how petty Cobes is. Just think of how Clint describes our boy in his reddit posts about how giving Cobra is vs how he treats the mentally ill homeless man who's willing to eat bread smothered in every sauce and some lettuce for some food.
 
Just shows how petty Cobes is. Just think of how Clint describes our boy in his reddit posts about how giving Cobra is vs how he treats the mentally ill homeless man who's willing to eat bread smothered in every sauce and some lettuce for some food.

TBH I think Josh does have a caring side to him, He has had moments where he's let the image slip like when he cried over the posabillity of his step mum getting shot, or when he really cares about something BUT I also think he's really territorial and with FloorLord he just puts up with him for the times he shows up with Booze or Drugs slightly outweighs the times he's a mooch or irritation but when he's helping himself to "His stuff" he gets shirty about it.

For example we all have people we know who we will go for a coffee with but we wont buy them a coffee, we have friends who we'll buy a coffee for, we have freidns we'll buy a coffee and a cake for and then really close friends and family who you'll quite happily invite back home and cook a bacon sandwich and make a pot of coffee and talk for hours with.

To Josh, Floorlord is the first class of friend who he'll occasionally buy a coffee for when he's a payday millionaire but expects the same back and views asking for a slice of cake as a serious liberty being taken but doesn't really have the effort in him to say No. Josh didn't want to eat that sandwich but if he was hungover enough and didn't have any food hack remains to pick at he might have gave it a go and floorlord didn't ask if it was OK and just had at it and that's what pissed him off more.
 
To Josh, Floorlord is the first class of friend who he'll occasionally buy a coffee for when he's a payday millionaire but expects the same back and views asking for a slice of cake as a serious liberty being taken but doesn't really have the effort in him to say No. Josh didn't want to eat that sandwich but if he was hungover enough and didn't have any food hack remains to pick at he might have gave it a go and floorlord didn't ask if it was OK and just had at it and that's what pissed him off more.
I think this is 100 percent true, except I would say that he lacks the emotional maturity to view Warlord in a empathetic light at all. For the rest of us, we think it's awful to watch a clearly homeless person chow down on a sauce sandwich and we mock Cobra getting angry about it, but cobra thinks exclusively like a 5 year old, he doesn't consider the thoughts or feelings of others so the entire sad situation wasn't "This poor homeless dude is in such bad shape that he's eating a sauce sandwich a troll sent as a joke" it was "This fucking mooch ate my sandwich without asking permission".
 
I think this is 100 percent true, except I would say that he lacks the emotional maturity to view Warlord in a empathetic light at all. For the rest of us, we think it's awful to watch a clearly homeless person chow down on a sauce sandwich and we mock Cobra getting angry about it, but cobra thinks exclusively like a 5 year old, he doesn't consider the thoughts or feelings of others so the entire sad situation wasn't "This poor homeless dude is in such bad shape that he's eating a sauce sandwich a troll sent as a joke" it was "This fucking mooch ate my sandwich without asking permission".

That's what I mean, he views Floorlord as a low tier friend not as a homeless person he either genuinely cares for or has been conditioned to feel for, he views him in a very direct transactional fiendish way without the adult nuance much like a young child does.

Say you and I exchanged messages and agreed to met up for coffee one morning, we might be friendly here but we don't really know each other so we'd be polite and buy our own coffee, we had a really good conversation and the place we met at is local to us both the week later I'm by happenstance ahead of you in the queue and order your coffee for you an you offer the cash and I decline but the week later our positions are reversed but you don't buy me a coffee back and it happens again the week after but the 3rd week you buy me a really big coffee and a cake, those two first times where kinda annoying to me but then you got me a coffee an a cake so all is forgiven kinda deal - that's what there relationship is Josh puts up with him mooching or using his stuff because he comes through just enough with booze an drugs he's worth keeping around.

(BTW not calling you a mooch, I am of no doubt you'd buy us both a cake on the second instance and take one look at me an say make it a big slice for that cunky monkey on our hypothetical weekly coffee morning it's just a example pulled from my arse)

Josh get's just enough out of the relationship to not feel he's cheated but occasionally like when the fight happened or when floorlord phones him to "chat" i.e. beg or probe if he's got booze or weed going on josh puts up with him coming over an drinking his beer, or drink combos but he has to give a offering to the boglim in return and when josh views he's over stepped he's not brave enough or is too out of it to complain much.
 
I went back and watched the sauce sandwich video. Cobes denies one delivery for him (that was prepaid). The sauce sandwich order must've had Cobes and Floorlord's names on it. After Cobes said he didn't want to review it (twice), I guess Floorlord took that as an invitation to eat the whole gross ass sandwich. Cobes could have stopped Floorlord from eating the entire sandwich if it was going to piss him off.
 
I went back and watched the sauce sandwich video. Cobes denies one delivery for him (that was prepaid). The sauce sandwich order must've had Cobes and Floorlord's names on it. After Cobes said he didn't want to review it (twice), I guess Floorlord took that as an invitation to eat the whole gross ass sandwich. Cobes could have stopped Floorlord from eating the entire sandwich if it was going to piss him off.
We say the same shit all the time and it pretty much applies to nearly everything Josh does — he has the mentality of a teenager with a hefty dose of retard. He’s a coward too, so it’s a mix of being afraid to say no and a fragile ego of being disrespected.

Sasha is one of the few people he probably feels ‘better than’ and he loves to lord it over him
 
Lack of Cobra Content has really made y'all go overboard with the fanfic.
Speculating on how Cobes ticks is a fun distraction while we wait for a black out stream. Also RIP in peace homegirl Angelo Lasbury.

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"Sometimes you need to get stoned and drink to cope with shit"

- Joshua Faye Saunders

 
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"Sometimes you need to get stoned and drink to cope with shit"

- Joshua Faye Saunders

He's just goin to town on that cock of pepperoni, and notice how he's only taking bites off of it with the right side of his mouth. Looks like ol bog boy is gonna be losing his left side teeth first.
 
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What are the chances Cobes runs afoul of the new PayPal rules? He is always calling for the deaths of sickos and that could go bad depending on who is reviewing his shit

 
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