Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

"That was a cute door dash girl but I didn't try anything because the first rule of dating is to assume they're taken".

The kings gothic dry spell is never going to end is it?
He will have to try and pay a hooker if he wants it to end. Sadly though she will just jerk him off while upselling him significantly if he wants anything else.
 
Jesus I thought this numbnuts got a new gun and got drunk and decided to wave it around like he did with the shotgun for a second.
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This may be Josh’s last Halloween. He goes pulling that on the wrong person saying Motherfucker like he did in his video there’s a good chance it won’t end well for him. And saying fuck off I’m autistic won’t save him.
Optimistic of you thinking he'll leave his apartment after the embarrassment of last year. Its either the bog den or walt and angies to gaze at LN if she's there.
 
He def will carry that out in public. Either someone will tell him not to, which means he will, or he will get drunk and be outside smoking waving it around. Kinda a clever troll gift but also really fucked up.

Cobes is about to get smoked for waving around a cap gun.
 
He def will carry that out in public. Either someone will tell him not to, which means he will, or he will get drunk and be outside smoking waving it around. Kinda a clever troll gift but also really fucked up.

Cobes is about to get smoked for waving around a cap gun.
Oh shit you're right, just realized it doesnt have an orange tip
suicide by cop coming in nicely toobz
 
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