Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

ManiacalChrisBenoit said:
Probably a non eventful Thanksgiving. I'm sure everyone was nice to him and he sat there like a sperg probably answering basic questions and then staring at his phone.
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Well, clint is supposedly taking the family to an indoor waterpark overnight for the holiday. Cobes stocked up on a ton of booze that he already nearly polished off this morning before even being picked up. Possibility for lots of interesting things to happen, unfortunately off camera most likely.
Bixby Snyder said:
Didn’t they even buy alcohol for him last family gathering? I feel it was more they feared he would have withdrawals than trying to have a good time. I have no clue how they can stand by and just watch him fall apart over the years. Probably a lot of shit going on in background we don’t know about but still rough to watch a family member circle the drain.

I wonder if he ‘hacks’ shit while in public off camera?
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Yea, clint bought him a case of beer and he just sat outside in the corner talking to his phone ignoring the family. He was terrified to say clint cooked the food because he mentioned liking it a lot, which I find hilarious. I think the reason he does the food hack bullshit, other than being youtubed brained, is to rebel against clint. "How bout we just get a pepperoni and cheese pizza bud, your sisters and mom don't really like their pizza with ranch, anchovies, and mustard"

I just want to know if he does the fucking apple grip in front of family. I don't know how anyone could watch him eat like that and not barf.
 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
Imagine if he watched A Clockwork Orange, he would think the slang in the film is real British slang. He would try to mimick the way they speak in the film a d incorperate that in to his own speech.

eggy weggs yesssthhhh...
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chimpSculpture_ said:
Imagine if he watched A Clockwork Orange, he would think the slang in the film is real British slang. He would try to mimick the way they speak in the film a d incorperate that in to his own speech.

eggy weggs yesssthhhh...
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Whaddup, my droogs!

Today we're gonna make a drink-combo. It's milk with Bud Light. I call it the Clockwork Cobra, or Cobra's Milk.

Fuck rape. If a lady does not consent, you may NOT cut holes for her boobs in her dress, no matter how hot that is, or if she's of age, or alive, or related. I mean non-related, g'dammit!

Also, you've heard my play this before, but I've been practising on my giddy-liddy gitar this little song by the Lovely Ludwig Van.

Thanks for watching, droogs.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
Didn’t they even buy alcohol for him last family gathering? I feel it was more they feared he would have withdrawals than trying to have a good time. I have no clue how they can stand by and just watch him fall apart over the years. Probably a lot of shit going on in background we don’t know about but still rough to watch a family member circle the drain.

I wonder if he ‘hacks’ shit while in public off camera?
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Yeah, I wouldn't want to be his family member.

He hacks shit all the time camera or not, inside the apartment or not. He used to do food hacks at the Loaf n Jug sometimes with a guest (unlucky if it was Homeboy Scotty, rest in piss). He did a Cobra's Mist at Buffalo Wild Wings during the Now It's a Party update documentary. Guy will food hack/drink combo whenever he can.
 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
Imagine if he watched A Clockwork Orange, he would think the slang in the film is real British slang. He would try to mimick the way they speak in the film a d incorperate that in to his own speech.

eggy weggs yesssthhhh...
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Viddy well, toobz: A little bit of the old in-out-in-out is a want, not a need.
 
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Passacaille said:
Whaddup, my droogs!

Today we're gonna make a drink-combo. It's milk with Bud Light. I call it the Clockwork Cobra, or Cobra's Milk.

Fuck rape. If a lady does not consent, you may NOT cut holes for her boobs in her dress, no matter how hot that is, or if she's of age, or alive, or related. I mean non-related, g'dammit!

Also, you've heard my play this before, but I've been practising on my giddy-liddy gitar this little song by the Lovely Ludwig Van.

Thanks for watching, droogs.
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I can definitely see cobes trying to draw the eye thing under his wonk ass eye with a sharpie
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I wish he would leave his hovel more often. It’s easy to forget how weird he is until you see him in the wild with normie looking at him. Can you imagine him in a water park? That’s a fucking sexual harassment suit in the making
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He'll have to shower before entering any of the pools so that's a plus.
 
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Bogliacci said:
How the hell does this retard get the camera lense so greasy lmfao
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Thats nothing compared to the 2015 grease saga

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