Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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this is a funny vid skip to 4:50 and hit play https://youtu.be/M06izE4neK8
GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!! learn how to use the media tag!
It even works for timestamps.
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so if we want to play this video it would be
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and if we want to play the video at the timestamp it would be
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ez mode is as follows;
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But for real, I miss cobes outside streams/vids of him pointing his wand at shit like a retard in public, especially with that goofy ass helmet on.
 
We're never gonna get that cobe back (:_(
As long as paypigs keep him flush with saki, coconut rum, bud light, 100$ pizzas and whatever other fuel he needs for gender relations and trans sickos rant #78787887878787876543456789, yep. Golden age of cobes is dead

also, saw this shared on fediverse;

 
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As long as paypigs keep him flush with saki, coconut rum, bud light, 100$ pizzas and whatever other fuel he needs for gender relations and trans sickos rant #78787887878787876543456789, yep. Golden age of cobes is dead

also, saw this shared on fediverse;

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Call me an A-Log but I'd love to see him uploading disgusting fetish vids like this get his channel banned. He'd just make another one, but he'd no longer be able to gloat about being a youtube celebrity with 45000 followers.

Also what do farmers make of him mentioning that he's schizophrenic a few times the past few days? Im thinking he's just trying to trole the troles since people are always calling him schizophrenic.
 
Also what do farmers make of him mentioning that he's schizophrenic a few times the past few days? Im thinking he's just trying to trole the troles since people are always calling him schizophrenic.
I don't think he's trolling the trolls. I think he's just adding another excuse to his routine if he ever gets slightly pressed about the way he's acting. "Dude, I'm autistic." "Dude, I'm schizophrenic." "Dude, I'm <enter condition>." When in fact it's just Cobes being dumb.
 
Call me an A-Log but I'd love to see him uploading disgusting fetish vids like this get his channel banned. He'd just make another one, but he'd no longer be able to gloat about being a youtube celebrity with 45000 followers.

Also what do farmers make of him mentioning that he's schizophrenic a few times the past few days? Im thinking he's just trying to trole the troles since people are always calling him schizophrenic.
When you look at the metrics it is kind of funny. He has 1/4 of the subscribers DSP has, and yet his streams and videos get 2-3x as many views and viewers. If he wants to gloat let him gloat.
 
Also what do farmers make of him mentioning that he's schizophrenic a few times the past few days? Im thinking he's just trying to trole the troles since people are always calling him schizophrenic.

I'm not 100% sure but Clint's said he has other things besides Autism and he does seem to have moments where he goes off, I feel sorry for anyone who has that particular malady but it could explain a few things if it's true -

1) Self Medication with Drink an Drugs, it's common for people to self medicate especially if they don't like prescribed meds.
2) Cobes come off his meds since the day he was 18 an could make his own decisions and has fought against going back on them, it's common for some people to do this if they are on meds they don't get on with especially if forced to take them.
3) Family history with his Biological mum having mental health problems, from the few scant descriptions Laura could have had something on the Skitsoeffective disorder spectrum (I think that's what it's called).
4) Clint trying to push him into "Therapy" at least twice I am aware of and I think that's his code word for you need to see a psychiatrist.

He could have been diagnosed or showing symptoms at a younger age, got medicated didn't like them or get on with them for some reason and decided to stop taking them but took to drink an drugs as a way of dealing with it in some way, and with the scrambling he's done to his brain the symptoms have gotten worse.

I think he might be at risk of having it, BUT he could also be aware of that knows he's getting worse and just saying it to garner sympathy or take the heat off.
 
I'm not 100% sure but Clint's said he has other things besides Autism and he does seem to have moments where he goes off, I feel sorry for anyone who has that particular malady but it could explain a few things if it's true -

1) Self Medication with Drink an Drugs, it's common for people to self medicate especially if they don't like prescribed meds.
2) Cobes come off his meds since the day he was 18 an could make his own decisions and has fought against going back on them, it's common for some people to do this if they are on meds they don't get on with especially if forced to take them.
3) Family history with his Biological mum having mental health problems, from the few scant descriptions Laura could have had something on the Skitsoeffective disorder spectrum (I think that's what it's called).
4) Clint trying to push him into "Therapy" at least twice I am aware of and I think that's his code word for you need to see a psychiatrist.

He could have been diagnosed or showing symptoms at a younger age, got medicated didn't like them or get on with them for some reason and decided to stop taking them but took to drink an drugs as a way of dealing with it in some way, and with the scrambling he's done to his brain the symptoms have gotten worse.

I think he might be at risk of having it, BUT he could also be aware of that knows he's getting worse and just saying it to garner sympathy or take the heat off.
Honestly he *does* have a lot of signs of schizophrenia. Doesn't barely ever leave the bog hole, delusional, terrible personal hygiene, poor understanding of instructions and poor motor skills, he's also been known to hear stuff. He's also so lethargic and slow I wouldn't be surprised if he suffered from mild catatonia and that could explain the system errors where he just stops in the middle of speaking. I don't know for sure, just spit balling of course.

That'd be a terrible fate to have schizophrenia on top of being a boglim and not be cool like Terry
 
I was calling Josh an undiagnosed schizo over 5 years ago and each time I'd bring it up the subreddit always shot the idea down. His auditory hallucinations are sometimes lies but often aren't, he legit hears things that aren't there.

Maybe lies that are now truths in his mind:
- Shoutout at the Ozzy concert
- "Fuck I got into a car crash" (Josh performs a vengeful spell on a driveby heckler - it's also lifted directly from a magic book he recently read during a family break)
- Others in the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom during the 2nd documentary (A bit more than auditory, but who knows how much of it is true. He does get casually picked on by strangers while out, but he does make up stories that I think he knows aren't reality until he repeats them so much over time the lies do become real to him. It's probably embellished, but he now believes it all.)

Probably legit auditory hallucinations:
- His family saying Alicia killed herself because of his trolls
- "The Atlanta Falcons are King Cobra's favorite football team" during a livecast of one their games
- Blair White shoutout on one of her videos as he was live watching it and she didn't say anything


The big thing for me was when Josh was at peak age that a lot of people start developing schizoid symptoms (late 20s), he was very heavy with the nicotine use. Big correlation of smoking and schizophrenia, Wikipedia even has a devoted page. Personally most of the people in my life that were close to witness it and developed schizophrenic symptoms kicked their smoking into high gear similarly around their mid-late 20s/early 30s.

I think people forget how much Josh used to smoke, since most people watch clips and he's definitely cooled off a lot on camera since moving to the new place. He does smoke inside off camera, but even then, his alcohol need has taken over his tobacco obsession for sure. He'd chew a lot more, snipe hunt (or have Alex Anderson gather them for him as a favor), sneer at vaping, and had a lot more bags of pipe tobacco before the alcohol took over.

I get it's all armchair diagnosis and I dunno why Josh has been saying it now, maybe his family mentioned it over Thanksgiving. I personally think he's far less autistic than he claims (his family doctor shopped for the diagnosis and settled on it). The autistic Hampow twins were right at least in calling out that he hides behind it as a defense. I don't know how much I buy into the FAS diagnosis like a lot of people. He does have some of the look, but honestly his birth mother looks a lot like him and there's no hard evidence for FAS since she's a mystery. I do think he's massively depressed, has a lot of types of anxiety, and is generally just dumb. Like his drug use, everyone has theories and it seems like an endless and pointless debate topic.

Regardless, he said schizos shouldn't own guns a little while back in a Blair White video responce. So he may or may not be a lot of things, but he's definitely a hypocrite!
 
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His auditory hallucinations are sometimes lies but often aren't, he legit hears things that aren't there.

The problem with that is it always starts off in a "Normal way" i.e Was that a knock at the door? Where is that sound coming from? etc we all get from time to time, but Josh has more defined stuff I'm never sure if it's something he is making up or if it's something he has heard and is embellishing it or trying to explain it away to himself or both.

One of the few Schizophrenics I've ever known constantly has music, often some experimental stuff playing in headphones when his medication isn't working well as it's easyer for him to write it off as just music but he keeps it logged and talks to his Doctors constantly.

The big thing for me was when Josh was at peak age that a lot of people start developing schizoid symptoms (late 20s), he was very heavy with the nicotine use. I think people forget how much Josh used to smoke, since most people watch clips and he's definitely cooled off a lot on camera since moving to the new place. Heavy nicotine use like that is a sign for schizo tendencies and definitely peaked around the susceptible years.

It's possible he was having symptoms before, but you are right a lot of the people suffering from Schizophrenia use stimulants to excess the dude I mentioned above puts my fag habit to shame an smokes a 50g pack of tobacco in 2 days, and drinks coffee like it's going out of style.

Josh is still heavily smoking he's just not using Rollies, Cigs, Pipe or a Vape as much in series he will often mix and match he is also deflecting to other stimulants, Kratom is one of them, and his energy drink consumption are both symptoms of deflection, when I quit Drinking my smoking skyrocketed as did my caffeine intake but Josh is still drinking possibly drinking more and still needing stimulants and that's a really bad sign not just for alcohol abuse BUT also for mental health in general.

One thing I just thought of, and also it matches with his Diagnosis is the American drug of last choice - Meth he tried it once and didn't like it, I've read a few things about Schizophrenics is they don't like meth, it does a number on them and not in a enjoyable way, if anything it can push people who where prone towards Schizophrenia into it.

I get it's all armchair diagnosis and I dunno why Josh has been saying it now, maybe his family mentioned it over Thanksgiving. He said schizos shouldn't own guns a little while back in a Blair White video responce.

I think IF and it's a BIG IF, it's true he's starting to realise something and that's likely he's not managing it well or it's getting worse and it was likely brought upto him in a way he wasn't outright hostile towards - When I was starting my deep dive into Booze I had a family member who didn't chew me out of drinking he just talked to me normally and tried to set up the idea in my mind that maybe I should slow down or stop drinking and it worked for a while, but if Josh's Step Mum, Sisters, Clint etc changed tactic and talked to him he could have had a moment realising what's going on.

I'm not saying that's what's happened but it's as close as I can work out how it would have gone down knowing him.
 
Call me an A-Log but I'd love to see him uploading disgusting fetish vids like this get his channel banned. He'd just make another one, but he'd no longer be able to gloat about being a youtube celebrity with 45000 followers.

Also what do farmers make of him mentioning that he's schizophrenic a few times the past few days? Im thinking he's just trying to trole the troles since people are always calling him schizophrenic.
Well, you are an A-Log.
 
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