Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

JFC, what is he tweaking on?

Old Spice and gas station kratom.
Fuck he's about to sing Warrant.

 

[biggacracka]

This isn't even fun to watch anymore. He looks like shit and is slowly dying.

It's only gonna get worse and, in my opinion, he's too far gone for a salvation arc so we might as well find some enjoyment in the show as is goes on.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

It's only gonna get worse and, in my opinion, he's too far gone for a salvation arc so we might as well find some enjoyment in the show as is goes on.

I am honestly starting to question how I spend my free time.

 

[An automatic clown]

Cigarette break. What a show.

 

[biggacracka]

Who sang "I Want It That Way" better
Cobes or Chris-Chan?

 

[An automatic clown]

This is aural aids. Good God cobros

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

I am actually listening to this.

 

[bonified retard]

There were moments during that backstreet boys cover where he genuinely looked happy.

 

[Bogliacci]

There were moments during that backstreet boys cover where he genuinely looked happy.

Hes not trying to pretend to be the gothic badboy when he's listening to his boy bands, lets him drop the facade and relax

Oh man didnt realize he was "snorting" his cologne again tonight. Talk about putting on a facade, such a poser lmao

 

[BallBuster II]

It's 1AM, he's completely trashed, huffing...something, gargling through Ozzy because he obviously doesn't know the lyrics to one of his most popular songs, and he is still pulling in more viewers than DSP and that is just **Chef's Kiss**. 520 right now.

 

[Grift Garrison]

As far as I'm aware it's his only relationship he's ever had.

Nah hes had a few relationships. Summer being the most notable besides Stephanie.

 

[RollingRock2]

Sleepy boglim spicy peanit challange

Edit: after stalling for 20 minutes he ate 1 peanut, stumbled off gasping for air, and is now eating an entire gallon of icecream

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

Stream down, either Homedad yanked the cord, or the neighbors wifi is wobbly.

 

[Devious Dave]

I am honestly starting to question how I spend my free time.

That's how it is with these lolcows if you watch them long enough it's like staring into the abyss eventually it stares back at you

 

[eaglesfan665]

Didn't manage to catch the stream last night, so I searched for archives on youtube but ended up finding this archive of a "Night Video" from exactly nine years ago yesterday instead. Stephanie has an off camera cameo in this video, Cobes talks about Christmas and religion, then reads a CNN Article and finally gives his plan to stabilize the economy of the United States. I'll leave it here cause it really shows how father time turned an autistic goth badboy into a boglim.

Spoiler: Link

Night Video 2013-12-15

https://www.youtube.com/c/InternetCollective666

youtu.be

Also, this face he made in the level 3 peanut video reminded me of a specific scene from The Thing

 

[Bogliacci]

Man why does he even try to pretend to be a badass at this point. Spends 20 minutes talking up how much he (and his landlord!) love spicy foods and is a "pepper head", first time I've heard him use that term, then barely goes a minute with the peanut before spitting it out into his toilet and grabbing a gallon of icecream, and then spitting on the got dang floor right in front of his chair. Spill some doritos, mini freak out and immediately clean it up, but vomit, spit, cum, booze? Let it soak!

Another funny little rewrite of his first peanut vid was saying his livestream cut out before he could do #3, but josh, that was a video you uploaded. You ended it whining after 2 lmao

 

[Associate Rick]

Spill some doritos, mini freak out and immediately clean it up, but vomit, spit, cum, booze? Let it soak!

He freaked out because the five second rule generally doesn't include food falling onto a carpet covered in jizz, vomit, beer and spit.

 

[HiveDull]

First post here

Spoiler

TWU!!

His stream last night was amazing. Only Cobra would say stuff like "me and ((my landlord)) love spicy food." As if he actively eats spicy food with his landlord.

I was wondering if anyone has the guitar stream he did a while ago. He got absolutely sloshed in the video, but he sat in his little bug chair and seemed like he had fun explaining how to play the guitar. He seemed like he really enjoyed doing it and I want to see the first-half of the stream. You know, before he gets wrecked by booze.

Maybe it was supposed to be a patreon-only video, but he ""accidentally"" went live on youtube.

Also, does his apartment have a laundry area? I had this theory that he was washing his clothes in the sink while his family went to Ireland.

 

[charlesdickens]

Yes he has a laundry area. Apparently the new managers have been trying to lift up the Conquistador's reputation around Casper as the area's shithole ghetto apartments.

Lenin Lime's channel has been the historical go-to for backups of Josh's deleted content, but since he has been deleting so many lately, he's been playing catch up it seems and doesn't have everything.

 

[Bogliacci]

Also, does his apartment have a laundry area? I had this theory that he was washing his clothes in the sink while his family went to Ireland.

Lol, jorq washing clothes