Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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This is the only video I was able to find of this. Pretty funny ngl.


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It's so pathetic that drug users think it's a big win that nobody said anything to them about being high. Like, what do you think people are going to say to you? Why would any of us care what drugs you are on our aren't? Just buy your fucking shit and get the fuck out of the store.
 
Cobes has been streaming for one hour now, just found out about it. Comments are off

He's now talking about shitting himself while on acid
Like all of Cobra's drug stories this acid one is really fake. The strange part is why would you make up a fake story that made you look like a retard? Shitting yourself isn't exactly badass and goth.
 
He's been consistently drinking for over 3 years. It really seemed to pick up in 2019 and 2020. But don't worry, Cobes has kratom shots to ease the pain of alcohol withdrawal.
Ive been through opiate withdrawal and it was hell. Alcohol withdrawal is worse in that it can kill from seizures and numerous other ways. If he's been daily drinking for at least 3 years i'd be willing to bet he at least wakes up with the shakes.
 
Like all of Cobra's drug stories this acid one is really fake. The strange part is why would you make up a fake story that made you look like a retard? Shitting yourself isn't exactly badass and goth.
He probably really did shit his pants and the drug story is to cover for the fact he's just a pants shitting retard.
 
Like all of Cobra's drug stories this acid one is really fake. The strange part is why would you make up a fake story that made you look like a retard? Shitting yourself isn't exactly badass and goth.
I thought only teenagers made up stories about doing drugs, but here we have a 30 something year old man doing it, JFC.
 
Shitting yourself and telling everyone that you did it cause you were high on pretend drugs is badass, toobz.

Nevermind that I can't afford basic necessities like toilet paper and cheapo ramen noodles. I live rent-free in my troles minds.

Not having TP was the funniest thing that happened this year, by far. The way he was ebogging for TP was out of this world lmao
 
Ive been through opiate withdrawal and it was hell. Alcohol withdrawal is worse in that it can kill from seizures and numerous other ways. If he's been daily drinking for at least 3 years i'd be willing to bet he at least wakes up with the shakes.
idk Cobra is mentally retarded enough that I think his brain is physically different enough that he isnt getting shakes. There are people who have had seizures from withdrawal, but never shakes and never even had a hangover. If you really are that mentally ill I can imagine your brain is different enough that that shit misses you or expresses in a different way.
I also think that since hes someone with nothing to do and just drinks all day, hes not drinking as much as you might think, hes just at a level of drunk nearing blackout but he never passes out. Like someone drinking 12 shots in 2 hours is gonna get drunk and then blackout and pass out, hes drinking like 14 shots mixed with a bunch of random shit, over like 8 hours; I think hes closer to a 'functional alcoholic' than the type of person or 20s-something that is hiding it regularly, then binging on top of that.

Also because he is drinking in such a metered way, I think hes probably unintentionally tapering off even if he doesnt plan to. Alcohol withdrawals are most dangerous around 48-72 hours after the last drink but hes not really going that long and hes not binging on hard liquor. Ive talked to people who admitted to drinking like 2L of rotgut a day at their worst, and he isnt drinking Burnetts so hes not that far gone.
 
cobes doing his best.jpg

Don't shit your pants
 
Shitting yourself and telling everyone that you did it cause you were high on pretend drugs is badass, toobz.

Nevermind that I can't afford basic necessities like toilet paper and cheapo ramen noodles. I live rent-free in my troles minds.

Not having TP was the funniest thing that happened this year, by far. The way he was ebogging for TP was out of this world lmao
Like use the faucet in your bathtub, lol. This nibba can't into ass-cleaning.
 
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idk Cobra is mentally retarded enough that I think his brain is physically different enough that he isnt getting shakes. There are people who have had seizures from withdrawal, but never shakes and never even had a hangover. If you really are that mentally ill I can imagine your brain is different enough that that shit misses you or expresses in a different way.
I also think that since hes someone with nothing to do and just drinks all day, hes not drinking as much as you might think, hes just at a level of drunk nearing blackout but he never passes out. Like someone drinking 12 shots in 2 hours is gonna get drunk and then blackout and pass out, hes drinking like 14 shots mixed with a bunch of random shit, over like 8 hours; I think hes closer to a 'functional alcoholic' than the type of person or 20s-something that is hiding it regularly, then binging on top of that.

Also because he is drinking in such a metered way, I think hes probably unintentionally tapering off even if he doesnt plan to. Alcohol withdrawals are most dangerous around 48-72 hours after the last drink but hes not really going that long and hes not binging on hard liquor. Ive talked to people who admitted to drinking like 2L of rotgut a day at their worst, and he isnt drinking Burnetts so hes not that far gone.
True, he isn’t having to get prescriptions of kepra, but I firmly believe he is drinking more than he lets on, and like you and others have said the only time he doesn’t drink is when he can’t buy it.

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People that I dealt with that needed medication (Kepra) to deal with the withdrawals passed away from the abuse. Cobes is definitely getting closer to that path.
 
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True, he isn’t having to get prescriptions of kepra, but I firmly believe he is drinking more than he lets on, and like you and others have said the only time he doesn’t drink is when he can’t buy it.

PL:
People that I dealt with that needed medication (Kepra) to deal with the withdrawals passed away from the abuse. Cobes is definitely getting closer to that path.
Man, there's really no telling how much he's drinking off camera. Trying to figure that out requires knowing his budget almost every day I bet.
 
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Man, there's really no telling how much he's drinking off camera. Trying to figure that out requires knowing his budget almost every day I bet.
Look man, we all drink so why are we bein so hard on him? We're all just hypocrites! We're all getting plastered but we just give cobes a hard time because we're jealous.
 
Man, there's really no telling how much he's drinking off camera. Trying to figure that out requires knowing his budget almost every day I bet.
The birthday escapade was a clear example that his family knows it is an issue but have given up on him reforming. I know Clint controls the money in a sense to his subsidies. As for the money he gets from pay pigs, that is going straight to food and beer/liquor.
 
Does anyone know when Cobra started the whole "tactical soap" thing? Did he just see a commercial for it on TV or something? I never heard of tactical soap before M'Lord.

I'm watching through his chillin stream for tonight. Who's Keith? I'm starting to think that he makes up names just so he can go hang out with Walt and Angie.
 
Look man, we all drink so why are we bein so hard on him? We're all just hypocrites! We're all getting plastered but we just give cobes a hard time because we're jealous.
Yeah so what if we like a little "hair of the dog" every morning?

The birthday escapade was a clear example that his family knows it is an issue but have given up on him reforming. I know Clint controls the money in a sense to his subsidies. As for the money he gets from pay pigs, that is going straight to food and beer/liquor.
That was an all around disappointment for everyone except us viewers. I figure most of his money goes towards alcohol, tobacco, and whatever gas station vices he has.
 
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Does anyone know when Cobra started the whole "tactical soap" thing? Did he just see a commercial for it on TV or something? I never heard of tactical soap before M'Lord.

I'm watching through his chillin stream for tonight. Who's Keith? I'm starting to think that he makes up names just so he can go hang out with Walt and Angie.

September 23, 2018 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=3483&v=LnLa7o6TJ8Y

Josh watched George Bruno who started to shill/make videos about the soap earlier that year. He bought it as a desperate attempt to attract Dani the waitress at The Office Bar and Grill when he was working there as a dishwasher with Warlord.
 
September 23, 2018 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=3483&v=LnLa7o6TJ8Y

Josh watched George Bruno who started to shill/make videos about the soap earlier that year. He bought it as a desperate attempt to attract Dani the waitress at The Office Bar and Grill when he was working there as a dishwasher with Warlord.
That's amazing, bless you for finding this. I can't believe he even explains why he puts the soap back in the box in this video.
 
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