Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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We're losing sight of what really matters. What's important is that Josh stays happy, healthy, and full of delicious apples.

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Oh. My. God.
That is literal nightmare fuel. How is he not howling in excruciating pain every time anything touches his teeth ?

He usually drinks most drinks at room temperature due to the pain. It is more obvious when he drinks “hard liquor” because he swishes that shit in his mouth for 2-5 minutes at times.
 
Looks as if he's got mineral deposits in his gums. Brings a new meaning to the term bog iron!
What you are seeing is the exposed and rotting dentin. This is the layer under the hard enamel and above the nerve rich pulp of the tooth. Its hard to tell in the videos but those dark splotches are actually deep grooves in his teeth like in this photo.
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Without the enamel, the bare and exposed dentin offers little protection to sensations like presure and temprature in food and beverages. Once the dentin layer is gone and its the exposed nerves in the tooth pulp, our boy is going to be in hell.
 
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What you are seeing is the exposed and rotting dentin
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How many times have we seen people guess when his teeth are going to start falling out? Will I jinx it all by declaring that 2023 will definitely be the year of the dental emergency? I hope not, but seeing how much his teeth have deteriorated in the past few months... we've gotta be on the cusp of it. I'm actually going to call it that since our boy has wised up on talking about happenings in his life etc. he's going to try to hide details of it, but it'll be pretty fucking hard to hide missing teeth when you've got a carp mouth with prehensile lips that have a mind of their own.
 


This is the only video I was able to find of this. Pretty funny ngl.


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I’m in physical fucking pain from laughing so hard. Everything about that pants shitting story was perfect from the grotesque details to the flat deadpan serious delivery and the shameless nonchalant attitude after he just admitted to making a fucking mess of himself while driving.
 
DIY wooden spray-painted dentures arc soon. TWU
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I’m in physical fucking pain from laughing so hard. Everything about that pants shitting story was perfect from the grotesque details to the flat deadpan serious delivery and the shameless nonchalant attitude after he just admitted to making a fucking mess of himself while driving.
Welcome to the cobraverse- Cobes most definitely doesn't drive. He infamously struggles to use a can opener so a motor vehicle is out of the question. He did drive his roommate(of sorts) van once and got pulled over.
 
DIY wooden spray-painted dentures arc soon. TWU
Gorilla glue a bottle cap to the exposed bone as his gums rot away

I’m in physical fucking pain from laughing so hard. Everything about that pants shitting story was perfect from the grotesque details to the flat deadpan serious delivery and the shameless nonchalant attitude after he just admitted to making a fucking mess of himself while driving.
It really boggles the mind wondering how he's gotten to this point thinking that these kinds of stories are what impresses people. Cobes and Clint often say Cobes isnt afraid to be himself, yet we can all clearly see he's just a poser. This guy is a sponge that sucked up the lowest common denominator media as he grew up and never released any of it.
 
I've been trying to put it into words just how ghastly his chompers are - It looks like he's never brushed his teeth since the day he turned 18.

I know other people have said it before but he's going to have serious medical problems resulting from this.
I've said it before and Ill reiterate. Our boy is going to be in a lot more trouble then just the cosmetics of missing teeth. The puffiness and discoloration of his gums are very indicative if serious gum and periodontal disease. With periodontal disease, the infection creeps into the jawbone and you begin to have bone loss. Once this happens you CANNOT get dental implants to replace the lost teeth as there is not enough bone to anchor the screws in. More importantly, there is a huge correlation between periodontal disease and heart disease. Somehow the infection in the jaw makes its way to the heart, and heart failure is a very real possibility for our boy.

PL: Im a dental assistant, and if Cobes were to get help immediately, he would probably need to have all of his upper teeth removed, and he MIGHT have enough bone to get implants. His bottom teeth may possibly be salvaged. He is right on the cusp of going to the point of no return though. And it still might be too late to do much...
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Ive said it before and Ill reiterate. Our boy is going to be in alot more trouble then just the cosmetics of missing teeth. The puffyness and discoloration of his gums are very indicitive if seriousgum and periodontal disease. With periodontal disease, the infection creeps into the jawbone and you begin to have boneloss. Once this happens you CANNOT get dental implants to replace the lost teeth as there is not enough bone to anchor the screws in. More importantly, there is a huge correlation between periodontal disease and heart disease. Somehow the infection in the jaw makes its way to the heart, and heart failure is a very real possibility for our boy.

PL: Im a dental assistant, and if Cobes were to get help immediately, he would probably need to have all of his upper teeth removed, and he MIGHT have enough bone to get implants. His bottom teeth may possibly be salvaged. He is right on the cusp of going to the point of no return though. And it still might be too late to do much...
I can say that my back molars are shit, but at the moment I only have one that's as in bad of condition as cobes front top teeth and it has the nerve exposed and it throbs on and off. I can only imagine the type of pain Josh is going to have once every single one of his top front teeth have exposed pulp and nerve. He's going to need the alcohol just to numb that pain
 
When he streams from his phone, it really accentuates his Daffy Duck lisp. Somehow it comes through less on the regular desk streams.

Can't wait to see his poor-fitting dentures rattle around while the lisp gets worse.

Anyway, it's just going to fuel his drinking more.
 
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