Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[MoonMare]

I don't know why you all are so surprised about the shitbag state of his teeth, he has said that he is 80% British many times.

 

[Ed Weed]

I don't know why you all are so surprised about the shitbag state of his teeth, he has said that he is 80% British many times.

Someone should tell him his last name Is irish Norman, not british. I honestly doubt he is astute enough in history to even really know what that means, but it's obvious to me he wants to be British because his hero Ozzy is.

 

[bonified retard]

I am very much looking forward to the customized gorilla glue dentures saga

 

[Baby Cakes]

O Adonai, a blessing from the Lord this day! A new Snake Bones!

My favorite aspect of all the gifts and gags is that they all rely on Cobes being a fucking idiot.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

His bottom teeth may possibly be salvaged.

In some shots it looks to me like he has a wall of plaque built-up behind his bottom teeth. Safe bet that bacteria is eating away from the back where the saliva pools.

I assume his front upper teeth will need to be pulled in the new year.

Think of all the projectile food and drink that will be launched through the gap they leave. I can see a lot of spit shooting through too when he coughs or sneezes. Just when we thought it couldn't get worse, his masticatory ejaculations are going to get even more vile.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Jorp Gothshington

Welcome to the cobraverse- Cobes most definitely doesn't drive. He infamously struggles to use a can opener so a motor vehicle is out of the question. He did drive his roommate(of sorts) van once and got pulled over.

Only time ole Jord drove a car, he did it illegally and immediately got pulled over
all over a stick of butter

fucking chefs kiss

 

[An automatic clown]

Only time ole Jord drove a car, he did it illegally and immediately got pulled over
all over a stick of butter

fucking chefs kiss

Where can I find more about this ?

 

[Baby Cakes]

Where can I find more about this ?

Couch Chris Saga video by Bitesize covers this. There's a section called "Driving Chris' Van" you can click on the timestamp.

Couch Chris: A KingCobraJFS Documentary

Intro: 00:00Backstory: 00:33Chris moves in: 06:25Fun fight 12:29Living with Chris 15:35Beethoven: 39:24Driving Chris' van: 50:532013: 01:06:52Chris is arrest...

youtu.be

 

[Ed Weed]

Couch Chris Saga video by Bitesize covers this. There's a section called "Driving Chris' Van" you can click on the timestamp.

Couch Chris: A KingCobraJFS Documentary

Intro: 00:00Backstory: 00:33Chris moves in: 06:25Fun fight 12:29Living with Chris 15:35Beethoven: 39:24Driving Chris' van: 50:532013: 01:06:52Chris is arrest...

youtu.be

Having a couch chris moment is when you get sad that the sped you were leeching of if is starting to realize you're a parasite.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

more memes

 

[Stygian Evil]

O Adonai, a blessing from the Lord this day! A new Snake Bones!

the comment on the "sneaky stank face" made me fucking cry...

 

[Bogliacci]

the comment on the "sneaky stank face" made me fucking cry...

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That got me as well. I had to go back and rewatch to really see it. I miss the classic stank face lmfao, although he's been doing it a bit more recently trying to read donayshuns.

 

[12(b)(6)]

Ive said it before and Ill reiterate. Our boy is going to be in alot more trouble then just the cosmetics of missing teeth. The puffyness and discoloration of his gums are very indicitive if seriousgum and periodontal disease. With periodontal disease, the infection creeps into the jawbone and you begin to have boneloss. Once this happens you CANNOT get dental implants to replace the lost teeth as there is not enough bone to anchor the screws in. More importantly, there is a huge correlation between periodontal disease and heart disease. Somehow the infection in the jaw makes its way to the heart, and heart failure is a very real possibility for our boy.

PL: Im a dental assistant, and if Cobes were to get help immediately, he would probably need to have all of his upper teeth removed, and he MIGHT have enough bone to get implants. His bottom teeth may possibly be salvaged. He is right on the cusp of going to the point of no return though. And it still might be too late to do much...

I just googled the cost of tooth implants out of pocket. I mean...that's just not going to happen. Cobra will have to start a wand sweatshop for years to make that kind of dough.
I think he understands that he is here for a good time, not a long time and has long since come to peace with it.

 

[Beak Thing]

Someone should tell him his last name Is irish Norman, not british. I honestly doubt he is astute enough in history to even really know what that means, but it's obvious to me he wants to be British because his hero Ozzy is.

Based Cobra considers Ireland rightful British clay. Fuck Home Rule, fuck Sinn Fein, fuck the troles.

 

[Ed Weed]

Based Cobra considers Ireland rightful British clay. Fuck Home Rule, fuck Sinn Fein, fuck the troles.

Also Cobra 'The orange order is a Saxon British order cleansing the land of all papists so that Ozzie my lord over eire"

 

[whogoesthere]

I am very much looking forward to the customized gorilla glue dentures saga

Oh Christ, its going to be amazing. I hope he somehow fucks it up and ends up with either too small or comically oversized dentures. You know that daft cunt will get ones with vampire fangs or something total goth bad boy like that.

"I cut my fucking mouth open on these metal fangs toobz, thats what it is...FUCK!"

 

[Bogliacci]

Oh Christ, its going to be amazing. I hope he somehow fucks it up and ends up with either too small or comically oversized dentures. You know that daft cunt will get ones with vampire fangs or something total goth bad boy like that.

"I cut my fucking mouth open on these metal fangs toobz, thats what it is...FUCK!"

I dont know about our boy going quite that far, but trying to color the teeth green and black might be in the cards

Maybe thats why he doesnt brush his teeth he likes the black color his chompers are taking on right now

 

[biggacracka]

Maybe thats why he doesnt brush his teeth he likes the black color his chompers are taking on right now

"My gothic fangs are coming in nicely (close up to his fucked up chompers), toobz, TWU but they hurt like fuck so I have to drink more to numb the pain now so if you want to donate to the drink combo funds, it would be appreciated"

Yeah, I can picture it and hear it in my mind

 

[niggers]

The birthday escapade was a clear example that his family knows it is an issue but have given up on him reforming.

i think clint has given up 100%, as long as josh doesnt get arrested he couldnt give a fuck

the 'beer spray trick' is pretty telling. the carpet was a huge reason cobes lost his place, i was shocked that daddy clint didn't step in after the 2nd or 3rd time he did the 'trick'. you know redditors are shooting those clips to papa nips and the landlord. cover the room in beer once, sure, but i'd expect a phone call and a grumpy crossed-arms video the next day. but nah, cobes can puke into his carpet and pour out beer for dead has-beens to his hearts content.

only thing i can figure is clint paid a huge deposit with the tacit agreement he wasn't getting it back, and the landlord would be buying the new carpet and fresh paint.

 

[SonnyLorenzo]

Oh Christ, its going to be amazing. I hope he somehow fucks it up and ends up with either too small or comically oversized dentures. You know that daft cunt will get ones with vampire fangs or something total goth bad boy like that.

"I cut my fucking mouth open on these metal fangs toobz, thats what it is...FUCK!"

Ether fangs or a bottle opener. I watched this man open a twist off bud light with his teeth the other day and thought all his teeth would pop right out.