Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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niggers said:
i think clint has given up 100%, as long as josh doesnt get arrested he couldnt give a fuck

the 'beer spray trick' is pretty telling. the carpet was a huge reason cobes lost his place, i was shocked that daddy clint didn't step in after the 2nd or 3rd time he did the 'trick'. you know redditors are shooting those clips to papa nips and the landlord. cover the room in beer once, sure, but i'd expect a phone call and a grumpy crossed-arms video the next day. but nah, cobes can puke into his carpet and pour out beer for dead has-beens to his hearts content.

only thing i can figure is clint paid a huge deposit with the tacit agreement he wasn't getting it back, and the landlord would be buying the new carpet and fresh paint.
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And that is only talking about shit shown on stream, I am pretty sure he has ejaculated, shit and pissed on the carpet
 
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If he's staying long term in the apartment most places will just replace the carpet for free anyways when he moves out
My last place I stayed for 3 years and they didn't charge me for it they use the cheapest carpet possible and I imagine they buy in bulk
Although I can't imagine intentionally dumping beer on my carpet still
 
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whogoesthere said:
Oh Christ, its going to be amazing. I hope he somehow fucks it up and ends up with either too small or comically oversized dentures. You know that daft cunt will get ones with vampire fangs or something total goth bad boy like that.

"I cut my fucking mouth open on these metal fangs toobz, thats what it is...FUCK!"
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I read a story a while ago from a Dental Tech who made dentures and implants for a living and he said fangs where oddly common custom requests, there where a few that people requested that stood out to him:

1) The guy who ordered a solid white block monotooth both upper and lower so it was essentially just unsculpted fake tooth.
2) The guy who ordered a full set of dentures to look like various stages of decay.
3) The woman who orderd a full set in glow in the dark purple.

There are some odd ones for sure.
 
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whogoesthere said:
Oh Christ, its going to be amazing. I hope he somehow fucks it up and ends up with either too small or comically oversized dentures. You know that daft cunt will get ones with vampire fangs or something total goth bad boy like that.

"I cut my fucking mouth open on these metal fangs toobz, thats what it is...FUCK!"
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I hope he ends up with oversized pedo chompers like boogie.

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As a side note, Big Lenny has the best teeth around. Boogie needs to die and relinquish the title along with his plastic chompers.
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12(b)(6) said:
I think he understands that he is here for a good time, not a long time and has long since come to peace with it.
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And his father, for whom he fought with rather aggressively for years, blocked on social media and never got along with, has also accepted this. He wishes to maintain a civil relationship for however he can instead of fruitlessly wrangling his retarded son, always fighting and him dying anyway in the exact same way.

Takes people a real long time to figure this stuff out and I have no idea why.
 
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Devious Dave said:
On the subject of cobras teeth I'd like to point out on one of his recent live streams he talked about putting a Reese's peanut butter cup into a bottle of Pepsi and drinking it
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Just why? the sugar in American pop is already horrendous adding that sugared nut mush to it as well? my god his teeth must be screaming.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Just why? the sugar in American pop is already horrendous adding that sugared nut mush to it as well? my god his teeth must be screaming.
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It generally made me want to gag when he said it and he said it in such a confident way to
His entire personality comes from the media he has consumed at some point he definitely watched something that made some connection in his head that makes him think eating unhealthy foods is bad ass I remember in one of his burger videos he says something along the lines of "this is the kinda burger your doctor won't want you to eat" and you can just tell he thought he was being really cool saying that
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Just why? the sugar in American pop is already horrendous adding that sugared nut mush to it as well? my god his teeth must be screaming.
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The worse part is that the choco cup probably didn't dissolve all the way. I imagine that he drank the soda and was left with a globule of peanut butter/chocolate. Then he just swigs the bottle to get the last bit of candy.
 
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Dental Saga coming along nicely. Not gonna lie, I'm a little surprised but torn. I always sorta ignored Cobes' teeth because I guess I had a smidge of hope that he'd take care of them or Clint would step in and say, "Son, your teeth really need to get fixed before they get worse." Like surely he could have smelled Cobes' breath and realized something was wrong. In the end, we gotta remember his favorite saying:

"It is what it is, toobz."

He's always had a semi-fatalist view of things, just accepting his lot in life and going with it. I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks that his teeth will grow back and that's why he's letting them go to shit, but that's a little too optimistic, plus he's probably hung out with enough meth heads to know that shit doesn't grow back anymore as an adult. Once he loses his chompers, it's gonna be hard for him to gorge down on fast food, and gods fucking help us if we get a meal hack video of him blending up fast food to chug down. My money is on him getting dentures at some point this year, but not knowing how to take care of them or use them. We'll probably see him try to add his own fangs or carve away at the teeth Zulu style to shape them into fangs, because there's no way in hell Clint is gonna let him get custom dentures.

Or shit, he might try to hide it all together. Just calls it black magic fixing his teeth even though it's obvious they're dentures.
 
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I've never thought about him having dentures before. Based on his current track record with hyenine, I doubt the things will be cleaned. Denture Saga can either go:
1) He gets them, never cleans them, and keeps them in his mouth
2) He gets them, but never uses them. Bet the chompers just sit in their little case in his bathroom

I can see him being so lazy as to never use the little overnight denture cleaners.

Speculation on my M'Lord is the funniest thing. I love it here.
 
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charlesdickens said:
From all his stories, it is pretty evident he's never tripped on acid or shrooms. He wants so badly to have this crazy rock star persona and models his life after The Osbournes-era Ozzy, yet his glory days/peak/whatever you want to call it was barely anything. He has to be a poser when it comes to things like being a drug user in his 20s which is one of the more pathetic things. I think that gets overlooked a bit. It's a bit forgivable to be a goth poser even if he is at best a mall goth, stuff like that is part of his regarded identity and the old charm he had before he became this unlikable drunk misanthrope. Maybe something from Angie and Walt, but Josh has only been able to get "gas station" highs -- tobacco, alcohol, energy drinks, delta 8/cbd, spice, kratom. He's lucky to make connections for weed.

This is an idiot huffing Victoria's Secret cologne thinking he's high. He hasn't changed from making "jail house acid" with an orange peel and toothpaste in Job Corp. What a regard.
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Thank you. I bet he's never snorted cocaine, either too. I only ever recall him bringing up acid once, it was in his first documentary, where he tells the crew that he took "jailhouse" acid in Job Corps. He said it was essentially a banana peel just left fermenting in its own juices for a while. Whatever IRL troll talked him into eating a rotting banana peel deserves a medal. Him bringing up coke is weird too, because he always talks about his friend offering it, but what one of his friends can afford coke, even if getting a gram, and who the shit would want to share with this dope? Who honestly looks at Cobes and thinks that getting this dude wierd would be even remotely a good idea?
 
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