Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Oh this is fucking amazing, wasn't this the same day as the most recent Clintervention? I wonder what he did to get scooped up was he bogliming around drunk or was he doing something odd even for him?
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Looks like he was in the clink for about 20 hours, released Christmas Eve afternoon


Copestream coming in nicely toobz, already confirmed he isnt going to go to any counselling because quote "I already know why I'm depressed."

"I'm far too intelligent for therapy" lmfao holy shit

We got another cash stream from all the weens after the arrest. Somehow his account is in the negative so he's happy about getting it out of red.
 
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Big Al's Famous Pork said:
He's seething.
Nothing makes Dark Lord more upset than knowing control over his life may soon come to an end.
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We are blessed this day with a supreme cope stream

Devious Dave said:
I think he definitely reads the thread here idk how popular of a rapper he is I don't listen to rap but ive seen clips of him with cyraxx
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Nah, but he reads the reddit. He even checked it live on stream to make sure the troles didn't actually have a video of him in jail
 
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LOL Vinelink is currently overloaded with requests for Natrona County in Wyoming.

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Many people are wanting that mugshot.
 
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Big Al's Famous Pork said:
What if the SWATing coincides with both a Grindr date and the delivery of a sauce sammich?
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what if one of the officers on the response team delivers for door dash in his off time and just so happens to realize his grindr date is the same address as the sauce sandwich and the bogus call? He'd have gotten a good look at that bad boy dark wizard cowboy
 
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Bogliacci said:
Anyone else here believe in demons etc. that wants to sperg with me about the fact that cobes willingly inviting demons into his life from an early age is part of why he's so fucked up?
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I worked for a church a couple of years ago. Went with the preacher to pray with someone we knew from anither church. He started dry heaving saying he was possessed and a cross that was hanging on the wall flew off. Sounds crazy but I've seen it. This guy was addicted to pornography. I think practicing sin alone does it.
 
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RollingRock2 said:
Clip of Cobes talking about his night in the drunk tank. He is chuffed and thinks it makes him a super badass rock star who's been to prison. Apparently he was at a gas station black out drunk.
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Liar Liar.. I have been at multiple gas stations black out drunk and have never been arrested. Only faggothomosexual pedophiles like jord get arrested for being blackout drunk at gas stations. Jersh was looking for police cock to suck on wasn't he?
 
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