Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

UncommonParlence said:
He was so hurt that it didn't contain alcohol. Stupid thoughtless thoughtful package. He was so sure he was about to get wasted. Legitimately looked like he was going to cry. How is he going to fund his addiction without the ability to go live? Dummy should have ordered his sim card immediately so he can operate his 2fa. On another note, BOY is looking real bald today.
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jfc someone sent him sourpatch kids, monster energy, mountain dew, cbd gummies, and pipe tobacco. That's the absolute worst thing he could be putting on his teeth. I've been thinking about it a lot lately and I think were about to get into the more unsavory chapters of the tooth decay saga.


Also, lmao at the crow skull on a chain. I thought it was roadkill, but it looks like some $30 etsy roadkill.

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Pasta Runner said:
Just release him into the wild. Into a more natural boglim habitat where the alcohol comes from the fermented sludge drippings he finds along the way. He can be free. He can be happy.

Pic related. Huge Boglim and oonga boonga vibes.
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Instead of Gandalf the Grey, we got Cobra the Shitfaced.

Might as well work with we've got.
 
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Bogliacci said:
Art for Cobes' next album dropped, by a guy named Parker S Jackson
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Its actually a really cool album cover. Got that 90s death metal scene feel to it, bit with smatterings of the Cobra himself. I mean he was not going to do what we would have done which is make cruel jokes about his teeth and general goblin like appearance.

But it catches your attention in a sort of throwback way. I bet its fucking shit.
 
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Pasta Runner said:
Only chips and cheese? What kind of weak ass food hack is this? Not even a scoop of dip in sight.

Our boy's slippin

edit: "these aren't half bad for being on the healthier side of things"
so this is the healthy side of the nacho, eh?
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40% healthier. Lou Crane’s cheese, too. Yish please.
 
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When do you guys think Cobra is gonna hit mainstream? Has any big YouTuber ever reacted to his cooking videos? I would like to see some cooking channel try to recreate something
 
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Devious Dave said:
When do you guys think Cobra is gonna hit mainstream? Has any big YouTuber ever reacted to his cooking videos? I would like to see some cooking channel try to recreate something
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I mean besides Danny Brown I don't think any big names know about him. Danny did show him to Cristian P from your mom's house but I haven't seen them talking about him and they tend to grab whatever freak show from tiktok they can find.
 
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Devious Dave said:
When do you guys think Cobra is gonna hit mainstream? Has any big YouTuber ever reacted to his cooking videos? I would like to see some cooking channel try to recreate something
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Pretty sure cr1tikal has, he's pretty big now. I discovered cobes through DeadwingDork a couple years ago (sort of big channel but just unlists every occasional stream he does nowadays). I think that guy made the sushi bacon cheeseburger. Simian Jimmy (Mumkey Jones) has done a couple of videos about him, including one where they make the candy calzone.

There's a few somewhat notable people that I know of, cr1tikal obviously being the most popular out of these.

I've also heard that someone is reposting Josh on TikTok and getting a lot of views, but I don't use TikTok because I'm not 12 years old
 
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Easy lasagna recipes said:
I discovered cobes through DeadwingDork a couple years ago.
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Found our darklord through Should I Series. Dude had a compilation of him talking about his dry spells and I was busy making a L4D2 map so why not. Needless to say I was pretty entertained. Shortly afterwards the Chrischan shit happened and made an account here. Was happy to find Cobra had a thread. Still my favorite lolcow.
 
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Mister Uno said:
Found our darklord through Should I Series.
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Oh man I completely forgot about that guy. He made something that cobes created called circle stew (??), and immediately after that the restaurant he filmed his videos in was shut down.

Such a shame, we needed someone like him to make the absolutely vile shit cobra makes nowadays, like those doritos fried ribs in bog sauce. A channel dedicated to lolcow cookingbog sauce.png
 
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Oh man I completely forgot about that guy. He made something that cobes created called circle stew (??), and immediately after that the restaurant he filmed his videos in was shut down.

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This lady is a dear.
 
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