Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

New pile o shite. Manages to look even worse than his previous creations. Edit: I just realised it takes him 30 fucking minutes to assemble this mess.
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Negative Toxic Loser said:
Are we just going to ignore the alcohol bottles? I am sure they're old, as you can kinda see dust tinting a few of them... But why keep them around?
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I knew people who used to keep around alcohol bottles as decoration. Generally it's something young adult men do right after they turn 21 and grow out of after a couple of years.

Jorsh will never outgrow it.
 
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Potion_Time said:
I knew people who used to keep around alcohol bottles as decoration. Generally it's something young adult men do right after they turn 21 and grow out of after a couple of years.

Jorsh will never outgrow it.
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He probably still smokes the nasty black resin out of his weed pipe and pretends it's amazing

Side note is it me or has he been saying "fuck sickos" more and more? The intrusive thoughts must be eating away at him
 
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Just started stream with a huge attitude, throwing his weight around like the regarded boglim he is. God he is delusional. Sitting there sipping on a Monster talking shit with a false sense of confidence.

I can't even figure out when he's been drinking and when he hasn't been. He's so fucking fried he's basically permanently slurred.

Fuck slow mode btw.
 
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IKEBURNER said:
He probably still smokes the nasty black resin out of his weed pipe and pretends it's amazing

Side note is it me or has he been saying "fuck sickos" more and more? The intrusive thoughts must be eating away at him
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When he moved the camera from the counter top to view the finished product, and he whispered that, I honestly had to do a double take. The most out of the blue fuck sickos moment he's ever had.
 
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Being a faggot here I guess, but Cobes is the one lolcow I follow that I actually feel kind of sorry for. Sure I still enjoy laughing at his shredding videos and the "gourmet" food and drink combos he shits out but... This motherfucker has fallen hard in like 10 years. He's younger than I am but looks a good 15 years older.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm not aware of him really doing anything terrible besides being a gross loser. He hasn't fucked a parent (ChrisChan). Hasn't schemed on minors (The Wern, Cyrax, Chibi). He's just a fucking weird ass sperglord and had been his entire life.

This nigger used to have a job, "friends", a relationship and now he's just wasting away and slowly drinking himself to death. I know it will never happen but I'd welcome a redemption arc. Okay... faggotry over.
 
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biggacracka said:
He seems to have intrusive sicko thoughts but afaik he never acted on them
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There was some rumor about him sniffing his sisters underwear people post on the subreddit but as far as I know it's just a rumor. He definitely stalked that girl in high school which is maybe the worst thing he's done.
DankTendency said:
Being a faggot here I guess, but Cobes is the one lolcow I follow that I actually feel kind of sorry for. Sure I still enjoy laughing at his shredding videos and the "gourmet" food and drink combos he shits out but... This motherfucker has fallen hard in like 10 years. He's younger than I am but looks a good 15 years older.
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Absolutely agree. I was listening to some video by bitesize where he remarked that the era of cobra being just a funny goth weirdo is over and now he's a much more depressing figure. It's insane how much he's declined since like the 2nd documentary even. He wasn't doing great back then but at least he went outside, hung out with people, made wands etc.
 
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So Jorp's code definitly no longer works now since apparently the soap site took off the discount code from their checkout. He claims his affiliate link still works though, so who knows.

Also stop feeling sorry for him, he willingly quit the second job he got to craft juans. He's got an extremely supportive family that he blows off to drink himself to death. He can easily get help but he's a satanist faggot that just wants to sit in his hole and drink with his delusions.
 
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Bogliacci said:
Also stop feeling sorry for him, he willingly quit the second job he got to craft juans. He's got an extremely supportive family that he blows off to drink himself to death. He can easily get help but he's a satanist faggot that just wants to sit in his hole and drink with his delusions.
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After a while you just get to the point where you acknowledge that he does shit-bag things but there's no reason to really care. He's a retard on the internet. Point, laugh, learn about why he is the way he is, let it go.
 
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