Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Metal_Heavy19]

Does anybody know the name of the video where cobra does an interview with liquid cobra? If I remember right, it’s like a video where a dude imitates him complete with drink combos and a Jeff Dunham puppet? Sorry to ask I just can’t really recall where I saw this.

Thanks.

This might be it, guys name was king kobra.

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[D_Tractor]

Does anybody know the name of the video where cobra does an interview with liquid cobra? If I remember right, it’s like a video where a dude imitates him complete with drink combos and a Jeff Dunham puppet? Sorry to ask I just can’t really recall where I saw this.

Thanks.

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[Bogliacci]

This might be it, guys name was king kobra.

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Holy shit this retard really drank his own cum, I always thought that was just the troles spreadin LIES

 

[X2F01 101011]

Holy shit this retard really drank his own cum, I always thought that was just the troles spreadin LIES

Boom. Thanks buddy this is the one!

I saw this one months ago as a part of some super long documentary, but I was struggling to find it and sift through to figure out if it was the right video. Thank you so much.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This might be it, guys name was king kobra.

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I knew the guy who did the King Kobra troll videos. He went by Snails and ran the channel Internet Collective. The subreddit hated him because he did some edgy MDE inspired comedy on his Youtube. Nice Canadian guy who put together the only real King Cobra JFS archive including a ton of the early 52 era that didn't exist on Youtube anymore. He eventually deleted fucking everything (On his Internet Collective account not the archive) and left the internet. He honestly doesn't get enough recognition for putting that archive together. You could ask him for the most obscure deeplore Cobra shit and he would find it for you.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I've just cottoned onto something Josh is doing and I feel regarded for not noticing sooner -

You know when he's drinking on a stream and starts off relatively sober, and then get's pasted off a single beer? Yea that's not beer I think he's putting a Drink Combo into the can and sipping on that to get around Clint's "No more than 2 beers boy" rule when he thinks Clint's likely watching.

If you watch his streams you'll see him start up and the beer is open and he make a BIG show that he's only just opened a Beer before going live etc but then gets so fucked he's mid rant in no time, he's employing what little brainpower he has to kill the remaining brain cells.

 

[shaverinocory]

I've just cottoned onto something Josh is doing and I feel regarded for not noticing sooner -

You know when he's drinking on a stream and starts off relatively sober, and then get's pasted off a single beer? Yea that's not beer I think he's putting a Drink Combo into the can and sipping on that to get around Clint's "No more than 2 beers boy" rule when he thinks Clint's likely watching.

If you watch his streams you'll see him start up and the beer is open and he make a BIG show that he's only just opened a Beer before going live etc but then gets so fucked he's mid rant in no time, he's employing what little brainpower he has to kill the remaining brain cells.

Don't long-term alkys have lower thresholds to be effected?

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Don't long-term alkys have lower thresholds to be effected?

Yeah, once you start to get bad liver damage it can interfere with it's ability to process alcohol, leaving more of it floating around in your system.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Don't long-term alkys have lower thresholds to be effected?

Yes you can but I muss stress this - not that light, if he was that light he would be near terminal and trust me he's harmed himself with his alcohol consumption rate likely terminally on many level but not enough to be that sensitive.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Greatly enjoyed the latest Bitesize vid.
Reminded me of a lot of things I'd forgotten and even informed me of some things I didn't know.
Looking forward to part 2.

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

Yes you can but I muss stress this - not that light, if he was that light he would be near terminal and trust me he's harmed himself with his alcohol consumption rate likely terminally on many level but not enough to be that sensitive.

I think part of it's he's probably drinking before he starts his camera, too. I doubt a guy this bad just puts it off until he starts the gender relashuns.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Copes has never tasted real butter in his life. He eats country cock marg. He'd probably have a religious experience if he ever tried the real deal.

He would see Jesus.

Probably because he would have a heart attack and die.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Cobes doesn't have the motor skills to pour a drink back into a can. Hes drinking before he turns the camera on.

 

[Diabetical Materialism]

At 4:56 in the video Cobes says "When i win the lottery im gonna make a toy that's so much fun to play with that it'll be passed down for generation. I'm not gonna say what it is."

anyone know what the fuck he's talking about? I know he rants about his future lottery winnings every now and then but i dont remember him mentioning inventing a new toy.

This also gives me an idea.
Here's Cobes as a warhammer 40k figurine wielding his trusty black magic dildo wand.
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Yeah this is legitimately the most vile drink combo I've seen him make yet. Bravo Cobes

I think he hinted that his fun toy for children and adults is a gun of some kind in a somewhat recent-ish (last few months) video. However it's hard for me to remember when he said what because it's all just one big blur of video responce, joke, rant and chillin videos.

 

[Bogliacci]

I think he hinted that his fun toy for children and adults is a gun of some kind in a somewhat recent-ish (last few months) video. However it's hard for me to remember when he said what because it's all just one big blur of video responce, joke, rant and chillin videos.

I think he finally said it was a q-tip shooter. Years of teasing how great the toy would be and that's what it was lmao

 

[charlesdickens]

I'm pretty sure he was made aware that it already exists and that's why he eventually let the cat out of the bag and hasn't talked about it since. One of the few dreams the boy has let go of.

 

[HiveDull]

It's kinda weird that he wants to win the lottery, but I don't think he actually plays the lotto often.
Big brain moves, Cobes.

EDIT: Shout out to his fridge. I'm actually surprised there's no visible sludge.

 

[Woobidy Boopity]

It's kinda weird that he wants to win the lottery, but I don't think he actually plays the lotto often.
Big brain moves, Cobes.

EDIT: Shout out to his fridge. I'm actually surprised there's no visible sludge.

He has magical powers which will enable him to win the lottery without actually playing the lottery.

 

[UncommonParlence]

It's kinda weird that he wants to win the lottery, but I don't think he actually plays the lotto often.
Big brain moves, Cobes.

EDIT: Shout out to his fridge. I'm actually surprised there's no visible sludge.

That's because the only things that go in there are pizza boxes and booze.

 

[Baby Cakes]

It's kinda weird that he wants to win the lottery, but I don't think he actually plays the lotto often.
Big brain moves, Cobes.

Scared money don't make no money, BOY!