Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

"noon video" uploaded at aprx. 10:30pm casper time. this uploading is probably what caused the stream to be a total of 34 pixels. includes a memorial beer pouring directly onto the chair for mlkjr.
"see I'm down for the cause 100% man, cause I ask myself as a white person 'how would it feel if I was in their shoes?' I'd hate it, if some trigger happy black cop shot me because he didn't like whiteys."
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Potion_Time said:
I'm probably just retarded, but hasn't it been illegal to sell caffeinated alcohol since a few years back when people were dying from drinking 4 loko?
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from what I can tell it won't have caffeine in it. but this is cobes we're talking about, he'd likely add normal monster to it so he won't be missing out on that sweet caffeine.
 
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You think that he uses lotion and stuff to actually moisturize his skin (aside from jackin off, of course). His want to buy body butter is kinda weird to me. I wonder if he just saw "SALE" on the top of the page or something and leapt on the idea of getting something at a discount cause it "saves" money.
Also, isn't body butter a women thing? I've never heard of a male lotion being called by that name.
 
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lol. I love the MLK Day Grift. "Buy my t-shirt."

However, if he makes a 'Some Lives Matter' t-shirt. I'd buy it.

Cobra is now pro-600 years of white oppression to make up for whitey being bad. Checking his privilege, Toobz.
 
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You think that he uses lotion and stuff to actually moisturize his skin (aside from jackin off, of course). His want to buy body butter is kinda weird to me. I wonder if he just saw "SALE" on the top of the page or something and leapt on the idea of getting something at a discount cause it "saves" money.
Also, isn't body butter a women thing? I've never heard of a male lotion being called by that name.
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I think body butter is just a consoomer term for lotion. I think I explained a bunch of pages back how Cobes is basically the perfect consoomer because of his white trash spending habits.

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from what I can tell it won't have caffeine in it. but this is cobes we're talking about, he'd likely add normal monster to it so he won't be missing out on that sweet caffeine.
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I can't remember if there's a daily intake for caffeine but it's safe to say Cobes at least goes 300% over the daily recommended intake.
 
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HiveDull said:
You think that he uses lotion and stuff to actually moisturize his skin (aside from jackin off, of course). His want to buy body butter is kinda weird to me. I wonder if he just saw "SALE" on the top of the page or something and leapt on the idea of getting something at a discount cause it "saves" money.
Also, isn't body butter a women thing? I've never heard of a male lotion being called by that name.
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I think he's drawn to it because of the word "butter". He loves butter.
 
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Bitesize is doing a multipart documentary on the boglim
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Kino doc. I couldn't stop chuckling on every mention of Cobes getting hit in the nuts.
There are so many small details that fit together like a puzzle. Like how the prequel to Tactical Soap was Chocolate Scented Axe Body Spray.
Thinking that smelling like chocolate will attract the ladies is just hilarious!
 
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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
Kino doc. I couldn't stop chuckling on every mention of Cobes getting hit in the nuts.
There are so many small details that fit together like a puzzle. Like how the prequel to Tactical Soap was Chocolate Scented Axe Body Spray.
Thinking that smelling like chocolate will attract the ladies is just hilarious!
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I think the best parts are how Bitesized is keeping track of the inconsistencies in Jorsh's storys, like the whole religion and symbol meanings. I wonder if he's just forgotten or he's so embarrassed he's trying to minimize it. Gotta be a real dickhead to get a cock rune tattooed on your arm.
 
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crying and shidding said:
"noon video" uploaded at aprx. 10:30pm casper time. this uploading is probably what caused the stream to be a total of 34 pixels. includes a memorial beer pouring directly onto the chair for mlkjr.
"see I'm down for the cause 100% man, cause I ask myself as a white person 'how would it feel if I was in their shoes?' I'd hate it, if some trigger happy black cop shot me because he didn't like whiteys."
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"Speaking of dreams, I dream of a world where black power and white power can just get along"
This is the message we need in these dark uncertain times.
 
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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
Kino doc. I couldn't stop chuckling on every mention of Cobes getting hit in the nuts.
There are so many small details that fit together like a puzzle. Like how the prequel to Tactical Soap was Chocolate Scented Axe Body Spray.
Thinking that smelling like chocolate will attract the ladies is just hilarious!
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Yea good stuff. There were definitely some funny bits of bog lore I had missed out on. I knew he used to shave his eyebrows but didnt know Clint would photoshop them back in for his school photos. That part had me dying.
 
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McWeaeselton said:
Yea good stuff. There were definitely some funny bits of bog lore I had missed out on. I knew he used to shave his eyebrows but didnt know Clint would photoshop them back in for his school photos. That part had me dying.
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You'd have to really study his school pics to notice that detail, just goes to show how thorough bitesize is.
 
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Does anybody know the name of the video where cobra does an interview with liquid cobra? If I remember right, it’s like a video where a dude imitates him complete with drink combos and a Jeff Dunham puppet? Sorry to ask I just can’t really recall where I saw this.

Thanks.
 
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