Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Phalanges Mycologist said:
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Has Josh ever mentioned fishing or going fishing? In this still from his old apartment to the left of the walking stick it looks like there is two fishing rods in Rod Bags.

If you look at them a larger ring looks like it's poking out of the one on the right and the tip ring on a quiver tip seems to be poking out.
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If Cobes ever went fishing he would end up hooking his own lip
 
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BoglimArchives said:
some of them stay but most of them leave because he is extremely fucking boring, especially now.
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for real. his streams are usually so slow they're just insufferable.
I'm always surprised when I see that Boglim Chronicles and Bitsize Cobra vids have less subscribers than him. Looks like Cobes is growing faster than them too, he's been getting like 100 new subscribers a day. That actually seems pretty good.

Also, is Cobes aware that they're making a limited edition 750 bottle run of Baja Blast Hot Sauce? He should totally use his demonic powers to secure himself a bottle.

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Pasta Runner said:
for real. his streams are usually so slow they're just insufferable.
I'm always surprised when I see that Boglim Chronicles and Bitsize Cobra vids have less subscribers than him. Looks like Cobes is growing faster than them too, he's been getting like 100 new subscribers a day. That actually seems pretty good.

Also, is Cobes aware that they're making a limited edition 750 bottle run of Baja Blast Hot Sauce? He should totally use his demonic powers to secure himself a bottle.

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He'll probably make his own by going to Taco Bell, getting a large cup of Baja Blast, a few fistfuls of hot sauce packets, and mixing them in his kitchen while drunk off his ass.
 
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RollingRock2 said:
If Cobes ever went fishing he would end up hooking his own lip
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If Cobes and Homenips ever went fishing, Cobra would do some kind of boglim fuckery on the bait. Of course this would lead to our boy finding it irresistible, and his carp lips would inevitably find themselves hooked up to Daddy's rod.
 
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BoglimArchives said:
If it makes you feel any better, Cobes has always been blown up by content creators or normies. He's been on the front page of Reddit a handful of times, been all over Twitter trending, tons of YouTube mini-docs and livestreamers covering him. Lots of new people show up, some of them stay but most of them leave because he is extremely fucking boring, especially now.
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I really hope he doesn't blow up anymore than he already has. I have had friends with surface level understanding of lolcows, Chris, Drachenlord, Keffals now after the big debacle. The fact that they're starting to talk about Jormsh bugs me. Josh is the one lolcow I don't actively hate. I love watching him, he's a fucking goof. And increased attention means increased money, means rapidly increasing alcohol intake. I don't want the boy to die, at least for a long time. I get bugged seeing any of the videos from channels floundering for any attention, because it means the normies will get involved, which can only ever be bad for the Bog. We all saw the "Chris Chan raped his mother/She/Right she raped her mother" stuff, I can't even imagine what the bleeding heart "uwu-mental iwwness is nothing to joke about, leave joshy alone he's a good boy and needs protected" will end up doing to his brain.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
A question arises -

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Has Josh ever mentioned fishing or going fishing? In this still from his old apartment to the left of the walking stick it looks like there is two fishing rods in Rod Bags.

If you look at them a larger ring looks like it's poking out of the one on the right and the tip ring on a quiver tip seems to be poking out.
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That's a "staff" with a quartz crystal sticking out the top.

youtu.be

chillin

https://teespring.com/cobra-craft-shirt?pid=2&cid=2397&sid=fronthttps://teespring.com/demoness-t-shirts?pid=2https://teespring.com/rock-club-nation-shirts?pi...
youtu.be youtu.be
 
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Bogliacci said:
What fucking goober looked at him and thought "Yeah this guy would be decent as the very first face a new customer sees or hears at a business."
Even before Josh became a soon to be toothless boglim, he still had that air of wonk about him.
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It's probably the only training they had where he wouldn't seriously injure himself or someone else.
Phalanges Mycologist said:
A question arises -

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Has Josh ever mentioned fishing or going fishing? In this still from his old apartment to the left of the walking stick it looks like there is two fishing rods in Rod Bags.

If you look at them a larger ring looks like it's poking out of the one on the right and the tip ring on a quiver tip seems to be poking out.
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Yes
www.youtube.com

chillin

https://www.patreon.com/KingCobraJFShttps://teespring.com/funny-shirt-3765?pid=369&cid=6514&sid=fronthttps://teespring.com/cobra-cult-tapestry?pid=584https:/...
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com
you can search the transcripts of almost every video he has made on https://lolcowgo.net/
I would love to see the regard try to cast and have a tantrum about hooking himself and tangled line. Fly fishing would be especially hillarious.
 
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Devious Dave said:
Don't tell him about all the niggers who die in Chicago every night he will die from the amount of Hennessy he will have to drink
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Cobes used to drink forties. He should've leaned on showcasing some Henney and a forty on MLK day for rayshul relayshuns. I beg and I pray for a KingCobraJFS/STEELEWORLDWIDE forty collab... one day.
 
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