Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[SnusBurns]

Man that really is something else... It's honestly easy to forget, but a lot of parents were up in arms over videogames back in the day...

My friends mom refused to let me and her son play Terminator 2 on the Sega Genesis, as it was too graphic. Church going folks and what not. It's nothing compared to GTA

 

[Passacaille]

Josh would've been a better person if Papa Clunt instilled the teachings of God into our boy and took him out more to go fishing instead of focusing on being a feminist lmao.

He's not actually called Sky God, son.

What's He called then?

Well, in ancient times he was sometimes called He Who Rides On Clouds. Kinda like that dude with a tail on Dragon Ball. That's kind cool, huh?

I guess...

And he even defeated Satan himself, out in the desert! Jesus was just seeking solitude, like a righteous dude, and the devil was tempting him with all kinds of bad things, I dunno, like with alcohol, porn, junk food, and the like, and Jesus was instead "Nah, I'm just gonna be makin' my pray'rs and keep doin' mah thang."

"Makin' my pray'rs and keep doin' mah thang!"

That's right, Josh!

But dad, didn't Jesus die?

Yeah! And that's the best part! That's how he would conquer death once and for all, so that we all would have a chance of salvation and eternal life! He rose from the grave, hung out with his homies for a while, and then went home to his dad in Heaven.

Why'd he do all that?

He did it all for us, 'cause he loves us so much, Josh. No matter how bad we people can be, he never gives up on us, like I will never give up on you... You know I love you, son, I don't say that enough.

Love you too, dad. But don't call me Josh, call me King Cobra.

You know, Jo... Cobra, they also call God the King of Kings. So if I'm going to call you King Cobra, you have to be a king that Jesus is the king over. Will you accept that, in your heart?

I guess I can do that. That's a deal, dad!

Amen, Hallelujah!

 

[Sonitistic]

He is definitely starting to "take off". More and more people are noticing. If he took a second to edit his videos down he would put all the derivative channels out on their ass. That and taking a second to care about filming himself. He could honestly be a legit YouTube celebrity. But he won't because hes a stupid lazy alcoholic.

 

[CerealKilla420]

My friends mom refused to let me and her son play Terminator 2 on the Sega Genesis, as it was too graphic. Church going folks and what not. It's nothing compared to GTA

Yeah I remember a lot of that myself.

It just seems wild to me today because most parents seem to just let their kids play whatever these days. That and public discourse over video games causing school shootings seems to have ended for the most part.

 

[BoglimArchives]

That really infuriates me so much - I have a little tiny folding tripod in my bag that can take my DSLR and Phone and it goes with me EVERYWHERE and is a really basic bit of equipment and he just can't be bothered using one, hell papa nips would gladly give him one (I've yet to meet a photographer who hasn't got dozens of them).

He's just extremely incompetent at handling anything even slightly complicated so he doesn't even bother, like, here's a good example of that.

Josh was sent a motor that could be fitted on his bike, right. This is one of these easy to use, bolt it to the fucking frame and run the chain through it kind of motors. Anyone in this thread, even those who aren't mechanically inclined in any way possible could do this in like.....3-4 days, maximum. He spent almost a whole fucking year trying to make this thing work on his bike and in the end, he just gave up and said "Fuck it." The fact that he worked on it that long is an amazing feat in and of itself.

Josh would've been a better person if Papa Clunt instilled the teachings of God into our boy and took him out more to go fishing instead of focusing on being a feminist lmao.

"Josh......I know you like hot women but, listen.....tits are ephemeral. The glory of Rome is forever."

I'm sure I'm not the only one who's come to this conclusion either but Its smart of null to have Josh be his agent

While Josh would be relatively unscathed by the legion of bat shit insane inside-out penis people, he would not be able to literally do anything. He'd forward Null lesbian porn instead of important emails assuming he'd even bother to forward anything at all, Clint takes care of ALL of Josh's shit and I don't think Clint would do this for Josh. He's an uber feminist retard.

 

[RollingRock2]

Finally a product to help the boglim eat like a human being

 

[Associate Rick]

Josh would've been a better person if Papa Clunt instilled the teachings of God into our boy and took him out more to go fishing instead of focusing on being a feminist lmao.

If Clint had gone all in he might have even been able to ship Josh off to a monastery, imagine Brother Boglim tending to the garden and flexing his vocal chords with some Gregorian chants.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

imagine Brother Boglim tending to the garden and flexing his vocal chords with some Gregorian chants.

You know what I'd really like to see him try and manage a really basic veg garden.

 

[Passacaille]

If Clint had gone all in he might have even been able to ship Josh off to a monastery, imagine Brother Boglim tending to the garden and flexing his vocal chords with some Gregorian chants.

I think monastic life would be perfect for Brother Boglim, and he'd be a decent contribution to that community too. Obviously not intellectually, but he could be taught to chant well enough, do simple gardening or supervised kitchen work. Maybe some crafting of various religious objects that would be sold to outsiders. He'd have lots of male guidance around him, to help with his temper or bad thoughts.

But best of all, he'd be genuinely happy if he was the designated bell-ringer, and if I was in charge I'd make sure the bells were not automated, just for him.

 

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Brother Cobra?

 

[Bogliacci]

Any truth to Cobes needing to get permission from Clint to go live now? I haven't been following our boys vids too closely for the last few weeks.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Any truth to Cobes needing to get permission from Clint to go live now? I haven't been following our boys vids too closely for the last few weeks.

I've not heard anything about that but if Clint's doing that he's got more influence over him than we thought. He's obviously not cutting down on his drinking and Clint's been pissed off enough with him to call the Police on him at Christmas so maybe he's making more of a effort to reign Josh in if it's true that is.

 

[Associate Rick]

I think monastic life would be perfect for Brother Boglim, and he'd be a decent contribution to that community too. Obviously not intellectually, but he could be taught to chant well enough, do simple gardening or supervised kitchen work. Maybe some crafting of various religious objects that would be sold to outsiders. He'd have lots of male guidance around him, to help with his temper or bad thoughts.

But best of all, he'd be genuinely happy if he was the designated bell-ringer, and if I was in charge I'd make sure the bells were not automated, just for him.

Or maybe he could get up to some detective work.

William of Baskerville "My dear Boglim, we must not allow ourselves to be influenced by irrational rumors of the Antichrist, hmm? Let us instead exercise our brains and try to solve this tantalizing conundrum."

 

[Passacaille]

Or maybe he could get up to some detective work.

William of Baskerville "My dear Boglim, we must not allow ourselves to be influenced by irrational rumors of the Antichrist, hmm? Let us instead exercise our brains and try to solve this tantalizing conundrum."

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The Name of the Rose (1986), I remember watching and only half paying attention to it on TV decades ago. Today the only scene I vividly remember is one that would make Cobra uncomfortably go I support the LGBT, as long as you're not a SICK fuck!

What made me feel even more uncomfortable was the thought of feeling that course texture of the monastic clothing upon naked skin, how much of an irritating sensation that would be. I'm sure that modern monastic clothing, combined with modern textiles and undergarments, would be more comfortable nowadays. But we all know that underneath his monk's habit Cobra would be FREE... FREE-BALLIN'!

 

[Bogliacci]

People have dicussed what job Josh could possibly get nowadays, and I think it's just completely obvious, medieval peasant. No thinking, he feels useful, there's community, and at the end of the day after a hard day in the mines, at five oclock he can head down to the tavern with medieval darf and get wasted while medieval scottie picks his pocket

 

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

Josh would've been a better person if Papa Clunt instilled the teachings of God into our boy and took him out more to go fishing instead of focusing on being a feminist lmao.

We're missing out on some dank Bible study streams.
"and Jesus said to them, "truly I say to you, before Abraham was, I am," EXACTLY MY POINT, JESUS. THANK you. It's like, He was, y'knowm sayin? Ok toobz please turn your page to Ezekiel 23:20 hehe yeeessssth.

 

[Woggly Wand Wizard]

People have dicussed what job Josh could possibly get nowadays, and I think it's just completely obvious, medieval peasant. No thinking, he feels useful, there's community, and at the end of the day after a hard day in the mines, at five oclock he can head down to the tavern with medieval darf and get wasted while medieval scottie picks his pocket

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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That is one intimidating Vigo. Scourge of Frosty's, Sorrow of Albertsons.

 

[bonified retard]

He's live and using a broken lathe with dull tools. Circle of protection for this retard.

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Edit: He just used his shopvac for a solid minute before realizing it was blowing instead of sucking. Also, the lathe is no longer attached to the workbench. He's sliding it around, and mentioned how he should be wearing boots lol

 

[stinkybaxter]

Holy shit he finally cleaned out his vacuum. I’m loving this gates of hell listening party!