Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

RollingRock2 said:
He had(has?) a coupon code that I presume would give him a cut of the sale if someone used it.
As for why he would spend $200 on soap when he was already in the negative and visibly doesn't shower enough? Because he's a rube
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Coupon is no longer active but apparently his affiliate link still works, but it's down to 10% now. He probably thinks he's getting a hell of a deal.
 
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it's not looking too good guys. That tooth on the upper left looks fucking dead
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Why is the fly fucking would this jackass spend 200 bucks on Tactical Soap? I know he isn't sponsored anymore, but was he expecting them to start sponsoring him again if he bought a metric fuck ton of their shit? Even then it still doesn't make sense because he wasn't getting any money from them in the first place, even though he was sponsored, right?
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I didn't hear this. Do you know when it ended?

A friend sent me a bar of Bond Number 1 over the summer. I'm pretty sure they used the link on Cobra's youtube. It smelled like dirt but the black stain it left in my shower was pretty fucking goth.
 
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Something fucking weird is going on with him. He's not usually like this, being honest and somewhat self-aware of his ineptitude. Not really talking about politics or going on long rants about gender shit, getting stuck in his weird vortex. He's back to making wands again.

I think he's actually getting some kind of help. Something fucky is afoot, gentlemen. This is far too big of a behaviour change for him without some kind of catalyst or Clint putting his foot down.
 
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BoglimArchives said:
Something fucking weird is going on with him. He's not usually like this, being honest and somewhat self-aware of his ineptitude. Not really talking about politics or going on long rants about gender shit, getting stuck in his weird vortex. He's back to making wands again.

I think he's actually getting some kind of help. Something fucky is afoot, gentlemen. This is far too big of a behaviour change for him without some kind of catalyst or Clint putting his foot down.
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He's not slowing down or getting quieter with alcohol either. That combined with actually making wands, and hinting at seeing a therapist a few weeks ago strongly indicates he's seeing a psychiatrist who's put him back on ADHD medicine.
 
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HiveDull said:
I loved how he was malding over the peach challenge. The original request was for him to eat an apple and he probably avoided it cause his teeth wouldn't be able to handle it. Hearing him talk to Clint was a little heartwarming.
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Yeah, I think it's a mix of scared his teeth will fall out and that the only actual fruit he could tolerate are peaches because he likes the taste so much
 
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charlesdickens said:
He popped on Krystal's stream for a short time yesterday. Not much that was interesting. Krystal let regular friend/Keffals lookalike Nicolette Nicotine panel one-on-one with Josh to discuss what they'd do on a date together. Josh was timid as usual and only appeared on camera to simulate cunnilingus. Seizurerobot also popped on panel a bit before Josh, but nothing of note.
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He tried his best to chat her up.

 
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Baby Cakes said:
They'll probably get pulled if he goes in. His top four teeth look horrid.
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They wouldn't be able to pull them tbh. The decay is so bad at his gumline, that its nearly at the pulp. There is not enough integrity for the tooth to remain in one peice for pulling. They would have to pop off the above-gum portion of tooth, deaded the exsposed pulp, then dig out the rotten roots peice by peice. If he has any periodontal infection under his gums (he most certainly does) then they will have to debride and shave a small portion of infected jaw bone socket where the tooth was.

I don't think he realizes just how truly fucked he has let his teeth get. Its not even a matter of cosmetics at this point, its a health hazard.
 
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Trapped Under Rice said:
He's not slowing down or getting quieter with alcohol either. That combined with actually making wands, and hinting at seeing a therapist a few weeks ago strongly indicates he's seeing a psychiatrist who's put him back on ADHD medicine.
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Not sure about the ADHD medication but that's definitely possible, as it takes some time for that medication to acclimatize to your brain chemistry and start working properly. I wanna include SSRI's in that equation, they can kinda even shit out mentally with the right people and help with depression, which he technically has a clinical diagnosis for. It's not uncommon for people with Aspergers to get a Generalized Anxiety or Generalized Depression diagnosis.

I think....you know, maybe Clint's actually put his foot down and is making him see someone once a week and it's helping. With people like Josh, this shit takes a long time. Small little steps in the right direction.
 
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Absolutely malding over garlic butter.

"I love garlic butter, even though I'm a vampire."
Best quote lolol
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Edit: When he goes on long rants, you can see that he licks his front teeth. I think he's doing this to soothe his pain. I imagine that air hurts his teeth so when he rants a bunch and takes in a big breath via his carp mouth it gives him a little ouchies lmao.
 
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