Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BoglimArchives]

And guess how he’s celebrating

You can tell he actually edited the video because:

1. Dark green text that meshes extremely well with the background, definitely not illegible as fuck like his t-shirts.
2. Music is "For Whom The Bell Tolls" not a shocker as to why.
3. The music is so fucking loud in the mix that whatever he's saying can't be heard, and I'm guessing he didn't intend for it to be like that because why talk in the first place.

I guess I have to give him some credit though, I don't think he's ever edited a single one of his videos, so it's probably what he considered a lot of effort for a momentous occasion. Goddamnt Josh, you're fuckin' stupid. lmao

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

He's a metalhead, pretty entry level at that. Has he ever namedropped anyone other than Ozzy and Cradle of Filth? Dio once. He wore a Judas Priest shirt once, does he even listen to them? I know he rocked a Venom one without knowing who they are.

There was also the shirt he wore on the memorial stream for Queen Elizabeth, which looked like it was for some newjack iPhone raw black metal band, definitely some fan gift.

 

[Big Nasty]

This track is appropriate for this thread:

 

[JarJar Stinks]

This track is appropriate for this thread:

That's appropriate for a lot of things. Thanks. Saved. Is Josh still uploading fart videos? I remember that irritating people.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Our sexy goth bad boy is moving up! Let's go!

There was also the shirt he wore on the memorial stream for Queen Elizabeth, which looked like it was for some newjack iPhone raw black metal band, definitely some fan gift.

Apologies for double posting, but Metalheads are some of the most elitist and miserable douchebags ever. I love the old devils music myself and hung around those communities a lot, they're the type to be "Oh you never heard this bootleg of Helvet Queens exclusive bootleg sold exclusively to one single record shop that existed for a week? Poser. "
If our Cobra wants to be a metal head, good for him, even if he is more of a headbanger.

 

[wyleanda]

He has a weird thing for cheap booze

Cheap booze gets you drunk faster. Cant wait to see what drunken shit he gets into now.

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

Our sexy goth bad boy is moving up! Let's go!


Apologies for double posting, but Metalheads are some of the most elitist and miserable douchebags ever. I love the old devils music myself and hung around those communities a lot, they're the type to be "Oh you never heard this bootleg of Helvet Queens exclusive bootleg sold exclusively to one single record shop that existed for a week? Poser. "
If our Cobra wants to be a metal head, good for him, even if he is more of a headbanger.

I wouldn't think there's more substance to his fondness for metal and hard rock than anything else really: if he discovered the 90s euro rave scene first he'd be looking like a member of New Kids Turbo, aping HP Baxxter and trying to make barely listenable gabber mixes.

 

[Generic Retard]

You can tell he actually edited the video because:

1. Dark green text that meshes extremely well with the background, definitely not illegible as fuck like his t-shirts.
2. Music is "For Whom The Bell Tolls" not a shocker as to why.
3. The music is so fucking loud in the mix that whatever he's saying can't be heard, and I'm guessing he didn't intend for it to be like that because why talk in the first place.

I guess I have to give him some credit though, I don't think he's ever edited a single one of his videos, so it's probably what he considered a lot of effort for a momentous occasion. Goddamnt Josh, you're fuckin' stupid. lmao

He also had the bottle in deep-freeze or his 15$ bought him a shit product.
Just look how little pressure there is. If you tried that with a decent Cremant/Champagne it would have blown up in his face
(although it's seriously hard to say with the audio)

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He also had the bottle in deep-freeze or his 15$ bought him a shit product.
Just look how little pressure there is. If you tried that with a decent Cremant/Champagne it would have blown up in his face
(although it's seriously hard to say with the audio)

The shit he drink isn’t even champagne. It’s carbonated wine; it didn’t come from champagne region of France. I would love to see him drink some Duval-Leroy and bitch about it.

 

[Generic Retard]

The shit he drink isn’t even champagne. It’s carbonated wine; it didn’t come from champagne region of France. I would love to see him drink some Duval-Leroy and bitch about it.

So if that is 15$ he got seriously ripped off. I can get 24 months bottle fermented Sekt for 15€ (which is ATM almost 1:1 last I looked)
There must be similar stuff in the US, but he probably wouldn't know where to look

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

So if that is 15$ he got seriously ripped off. I can get 24 months bottle fermented Sekt for 15€ (which is ATM almost 1:1 last I looked)
There must be similar stuff in the US, but he probably wouldn't know where to look

Champagne in America is expensive. He just doesn’t understand different types of alcohol. I remember him going on call Korean soju a saki and him calling jagermeister a wine.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Champagne in America is expensive. He just doesn’t understand different types of alcohol. I remember him going on call Korean soju a saki and him calling jagermeister a wine.

Yea it's weird how little he knows about booze, I'm not saying I was expecting him to be a wine snob or whiskey guy but just basic terminologys and descriptors are missing from his lexicon - hell he's even disabled when it comes to pouring a beer it's got more head on it than your average troon, he never drinks beer out of a glass anymore he always has it out of it's bottle or can.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Yea it's weird how little he knows about booze, I'm not saying I was expecting him to be a wine snob or whiskey guy but just basic terminologys and descriptors are missing from his lexicon - hell he's even disabled when it comes to pouring a beer it's got more head on it than your average troon, he never drinks beer out of a glass anymore he always has it out of it's bottle or can.

He's like Ralph, he's an Amerimutt Class-A Wigger. Those people are proficient in getting trailer trash fucked up because America is #1 and if they don't get absolutely shittered on box wine tequila, somewhere there's an eagle crying and a baby Jesus a'whinin'.

 

[Well-groomed Discord User]

 

[BoglimArchives]

Here’s your interview guy.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Something I've noticed as bigger channels have taken an interest in people like cyrax and Josh and covered them on podcasts, its how weirdly gate keeping the subreddit gets. They're crying about potential new pay pigs. As if though it isn't the old guard that showers him with sheckles.

 

[crying and shidding]

Here’s your interview guy.

"..with king cobra jfs part 1"
lmao this nobody and his trailer park cokewhore girlfriend are really trying to ride the cobra cock of fame, gotta get those views from the cobra clout. I assume he's reading here so shoutout shartboy and shartwhore that's most definitely what's up hahaha yesssss.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Something I've noticed as bigger channels have taken an interest in people like cyrax and Josh and covered them on podcasts, its how weirdly gate keeping the subreddit gets. They're crying about potential new pay pigs. As if though it isn't the old guard that showers him with sheckles.

I think the majority of his income now is new people coming in. They're funneled to his channel under the strict impression that he's an entertaining lolcow who freaks out when he drinks because that's what they feature in their streams. So, they see boring old Josh talking about MRA shit and they flood him with money so he'll get booze, they wanna see the monkey dance. Most leave because he's a very slow burn and he's not gunna freak out when you want him to, some stay, become weens and keep pumping quarters into the old Josh machine, rinse and repeat.

Old guard probably throws him a couple of bucks but I don't think it's substantial compared to the crop of weens that show up every month and wanna goad Josh into reliving the golden years of his lolcowdom because they missed it.

"..with king cobra jfs part 1"
lmao this nobody and his trailer park cokewhore girlfriend are really trying to ride the cobra cock of fame, gotta get those views from the cobra clout. I assume he's reading here so shoutout shartboy and shartwhore that's most definitely what's up hahaha yesssss.

These interviews are a waste of everyone's time. All of the questions have been answered in virtually every way possible. There's nothing new to learn, besides Josh has a pickled goldfish brain. Any lore on Josh could accurately be described by Bitesize or me or whoever the fuck wastes their life learning about this retard.

 

[HiveDull]

Here’s your interview guy.

Lmao what is that even? There's nothing new to gain from interviewing Cobes. He's already shared every story that's worth sharing and even those aren't even that interesting to begin with. The only caveat is that now he gets so messed up that he's starting to share the really embarrassing stuff (like shitting himself while high).

 

[Sugriva]

So, famous rapper Danny Brown has gotten into lolcows recently. He's been going around doing podcasts and trying to introduce people to Chris Chan, Cyrax, and King Cobra. Just recently he did an episode with my favorite comedian Shane Gillis, and showed him a Cobes video.

(starts at 55:45 if the timestamp didn't work)