Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[fake farts]

Honestly, I hope that people don’t try and push him to do something stupid when he inevitability does his big ozzy RIP stream. I think it will genuinely effect him, and it’d be kind of sad to see people exploit that just to get Josh to do something dumb.

I think a lot of people will be effected to some degree when Ozzy dies, even if they bitch about him now. He was a gateway for so many peoples music tastes, and has made some amazing music. Cobes is gonna probably be gutted. Casting a circle of protection around him when Ozzy dies. Fuck weens.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He talks about ozzy and is upset about his surgeons for “fuckin up” his surgery. Which they didn’t

 

[crying and shidding]

He talks about ozzy and is upset about his surgeons for “fuckin up” his surgery. Which they didn’t

20 minutes into food hack and chill, and he gives you this look

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

getting drunk in ozzy’s name

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I gotta ask people who disagree with me saying he's a bad person out of genuine curiosity (and not because I care about negative stickers lol) why you'd disagree he's a bad person? I don't think he's a terrible person but I certainly don't think he's a good person. There's so many things he's said and done that completely paint him as just... not good. Multiple admissions to bullying people with actual mental disabilities, laughing at Carl's (the mentally disabled kid he bullied in school) mother dying, being happy Carl's dad abused him, talking about stabbing and killing Caroline as well as being happy she miscarried, talking about raping Stephanie, stalking Alicia to the point Clint had to tell Cobra she died so he'd stop thinking about her, his stalking Ellen despite the fact that they've barely ever interacted, the sexually assaulting the regarded girl, and discussing how used to chub himself up and rub his dick on women at the bar.

Now, I don't think he's genuinely dangerous because he's an edgy teenager in a 50 year olds 30 year olds body, but none of those things amount to a "good" person. I think it goes without saying I also don't think he should be fucked with in any way. I'm just always curious at the reasoning behind people who think he's a good person.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I gotta ask people who disagree with me saying he's a bad person out of genuine curiosity (and not because I care about negative stickers lol) why you'd disagree he's a bad person? I don't think he's a terrible person but I certainly don't think he's a good person. There's so many things he's said and done that completely paint him as just... not good. Multiple admissions to bullying people with actual mental disabilities, laughing at Carl's (the mentally disabled kid he bullied in school) mother dying, being happy Carl's dad abused him, talking about stabbing and killing Caroline as well as being happy she miscarried, talking about raping Stephanie, stalking Alicia to the point Clint had to tell Cobra she died so he'd stop thinking about her, his stalking Ellen despite the fact that they've barely ever interacted, the sexually assaulting the regarded girl, and discussing how used to chub himself up and rub his dick on women at the bar.

I think it's mostly because you can tell he's sperging out in a tough guy way who you could make sit down with angry glance, the booze doesnt help that takes you into a disgusting place at times especially when your in a foul mood already.

It's because he knows it was bad he talks about it and rages with a limper dick than your average 102 year old, he's aware it sounds bad and comes back apologising when he really freed the beast because he knows it's just impotent rage and he's not really like that he wishes he was in some way but he's a massive coward.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I gotta ask people who disagree with me saying he's a bad person out of genuine curiosity (and not because I care about negative stickers lol) why you'd disagree he's a bad person? I don't think he's a terrible person but I certainly don't think he's a good person. There's so many things he's said and done that completely paint him as just... not good. Multiple admissions to bullying people with actual mental disabilities, laughing at Carl's (the mentally disabled kid he bullied in school) mother dying, being happy Carl's dad abused him, talking about stabbing and killing Caroline as well as being happy she miscarried, talking about raping Stephanie, stalking Alicia to the point Clint had to tell Cobra she died so he'd stop thinking about her, his stalking Ellen despite the fact that they've barely ever interacted, the sexually assaulting the regarded girl, and discussing how used to chub himself up and rub his dick on women at the bar.

Now, I don't think he's genuinely dangerous because he's an edgy teenager in a 50 year olds 30 year olds body, but none of those things amount to a "good" person. I think it goes without saying I also don't think he should be fucked with in any way. I'm just always curious at the reasoning behind people who think he's a good person.

In comparison to a normal person? Yeah, he's bad.
But he's also retarded and edgy. You could even argue he doesn't even understand how fucked up what he says and does is. You don't wanna fuck kids because they don't have tits? Buying a girl you are stalking a katana is pretty normal, right? Telling stories about leading another tard into the woods, looking at their tits, and then beating off? This is not shit you tell people. He's like a young, selfish teenager who does not think shit out thoroughly because they are overly concerned how they look.

Difference is Cobes is a retarded 31 year old

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

In comparison to a normal person? Yeah, he's bad.
But he's also retarded and edgy. You could even argue he doesn't even understand how fucked up what he says and does is. You don't wanna fuck kids because they don't have tits? Buying a girl you are stalking a katana is pretty normal, right? Telling stories about leading another tard into the woods, looking at their tits, and then beating off? This is not shit you tell people. He's like a young, selfish teenager who does not think shit out thoroughly because they are overly concerned how they look.

Difference is Cobes is a retarded 31 year old

Lol still love the video he made the next day justifying him filling up a mentally challenge girl in the woods. “I…I’m mentally challenged too.” No shit, josh.

 

[GeorgeApley]

for some reason I’m watching that Cobes interview and either I’m going insane or Cobes doesn’t look as fucked up and weird as he does in his own videos, must be the forward facing view that adds 50 lbs of bloat to his face

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

for some reason I’m watching that Cobes interview and either I’m going insane or Cobes doesn’t look as fucked up and weird as he does in his own videos, must be the forward facing view that adds 50 lbs of bloat to his face

It might be the lightings. IMO he looks worst. You can tell with his sagging facial skin. It almost smells like he has edema all over his face.

 

[BoglimArchives]

why you'd disagree he's a bad person?

I could write out a whole page on childhood development and behavioral development in relation to people with disabilities, but I'll spare you the details because frankly I don't think anybody gives a fuck as to the nuance of why. I'll say this:

He's retarded. That's why.

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

He isn't goth in the US either, its just "goth" has become one of those nebulous terms that gets thrown around when dealing with anything alernative/dark.

He's a metalhead, pretty entry level at that. Has he ever namedropped anyone other than Ozzy and Cradle of Filth? Dio once. He wore a Judas Priest shirt once, does he even listen to them? I know he rocked a Venom one without knowing who they are.

edit: nothing wrong with being a metalhead either, I'm one. Its just people with actual music knowledge understand the genres aren't the same. But, this is Cobes we're talking about. Understanding isn't exactly in his wheelhouse.

edit 2 because I'm regarded: wigonhead isn't goth in the slightest. She just wears heavy eyeliner and wears a dark wig. She's a guidette still cosplaying as Boxxy in the year 2023.

I agree shoe is more of a old scene queen kind of vib, and keeping in line with our dark lord and savior who literally sharpies eyeliner. His perception of goth much like everything else in his peanut head is purely surface level at best. He did at one listen to 1 Sabbaton song, but fuck sickos and all that. He had an acid bath shirt at one point but I don't know if he ever actually listened to them. In short cobies is a posser on the most high level, only on that level is he or shoe goth.

wigonhead, had me rolling TWU.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I dont know why I never made the connection before...

All this time I thought it was the booze keeping his dental pain at bay. But could it be the kratom? Cobes should be in agony but other than a slight wince now and then from cold temprature or sudden pressure, he doesnt seem to be hurting all that much. Is the opioid effects from the kratom masking it and he doesnt realize how fucked his teeth really are?

When did he start using kratom ?

 

[BoglimArchives]

Come on buddy, it's getting real fucking sad now, you actually have a pedophile comb-over. Just cut it off, man.

 

[An automatic clown]

Sharon is a complete bitch. Love it how cobra thinks she’s a great wife. She just want money. The moment ozzy can’t bring in the cash, she’s gone.

I may be misremembering but I recall years after the Osbournes tv show, it came out that it was all Sharon's idea right ? I remember one of the kids refused to appear in the show.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Come on buddy, it's getting real fucking sad now, you actually have a pedophile comb-over. Just cut it off, man.

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There’s a reason why a guy who constantly think about kids having sex, menstruation, and puberty, would have a hair cut like that. He’s a few steps away from meeting with Chris Hanson

I may be misremembering but I recall years after the Osbournes tv show, it came out that it was all Sharon's idea right ? I remember one of the kids refused to appear in the show.

It was her idea and the oldest girl didn’t want to be on it. Everything he does is dictated by her. He’s a brain dead idiot who follows her every demand.

 

[An automatic clown]

He talks about ozzy and is upset about his surgeons for “fuckin up” his surgery. Which they didn’t

Double post, sorry. But I remember watching the Osbournes tv show and Ozzy shaking like a fucking leaf and being a complete stuttering retard because of all the scripts he was on. I believe his atv accident caused him to get hospitalized and one of the docs treating him realized the guy was pilled up to the 9s on anxiety meds which contributed to his utter stupor the TV show.

 

[Generic Retard]

Come on buddy, it's getting real fucking sad now, you actually have a pedophile comb-over. Just cut it off, man.

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Just imagine him shaving his head and cutting his ridiculous beard neat...

On another note:
Cobes is really living the Harry Dresden life with less magic and more drinking.
I wonder if he will ever discover that there is some pulp-ish noir Wizard fantasy (with guns) existing.
He wouldn't ever read it, but I think the first book is still on YT lol

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Double post, sorry. But I remember watching the Osbournes tv show and Ozzy shaking like a fucking leaf and being a complete stuttering retard because of all the scripts he was on. I believe his atv accident caused him to get hospitalized and one of the docs treating him realized the guy was pilled up to the 9s on anxiety meds which contributed to his utter stupor the TV show.

He’s on a lot of meds. I mean he’s on death’s door and his she demon wife is milking everything she can from ozzy’s boomer fans. Judging by his health. I say he has 5-7 years (maybe a decade if he’s lucky). He will most likely die before cobra hits 40

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

Wyomingian Hunger, toobz!