Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[RollingRock2]

The coping has begun

Autotuned Ozzy... this is painful

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Autotuned Ozzy... this is painful

With ozzy’s health issues, I’m sure he’s about ready to kick it, and, sadly, sometimes a big cluster of health issues can happen all at once and kill you. I can see that with ozzy. His history of drug use and his over all declining health will just do him in all at once. I’ve already making plans for cobra’s eventual massive drunken ozzy remembrance stream. It’s going to be wild, toobz.

 

[BoglimArchives]

I’ve already making plans for cobra’s eventual massive drunken ozzy remembrance stream. It’s going to be wild, toobz.

There’s a small part of myself that thinks, you know, it’ll probably be just another gender relations rant. Same boring fucking stream with drunken vocal covers, then he’ll pop out for a smoke for 20 minutes, come back and say “Annnnnyways, YouTube…”

Josh has always has this uncanny ability to build up expectation and then completely shit the bed on delivery. He can’t not fuck anything up. lol

 

[whogoesthere]

He's disabled but he's not mentally retarded, unless you're counting current day Cobes and all the brain damage he's self inflicted. If you watch basement Lesbian era Josh he is clearly not retarded. He's very stupid and autistic, but not actually retarded. Clint's posts and discussions of whats wrong with Josh point to autism and a whole host of mental illnesses, but never that he's actually intellectually disabled and I think if he were Clint would readily point it out to really hammer home Cobes is doin the best he can every day.

Frankly it comes across like more of Josh making excuses for himself. You can't think it's bad he's bragged about sexually assaulting women multiple times, he's just an autist. Sure he bullied some kid with actual mental retardation, but he's drank and inhalented his brain into mush now so we can't think any of his actions are something a bad person would do. I'm confused what it would take for people to say he's a bad person and not just handwave it away as not his fault.

The problem is, you are judging cobes on his own statements. You have been told, Cobes lies all the time. A lot of what he has said is likely a partial or total fabrication to try to make himself look "cool" as he sees it. Even his prison arc had some shite about how the police had to surround Cobes as he wanted to kill some guy, but the other guy was in a cell so he was safe yootoobs! Of course that's a lie, we know Cobes would be some quite mumbling idiot, happy to be left alone, rather than some alpha wolf beatdown king. He will change that story in time as well, as he makes subtle changes to the idea of himself (whatever youtube shit has inspired him last, he just adopts the identity of whatever impressed him last. And what will get him women).

In order to understand him, you first must stop taking his word for things, he is a liar.

He has done shitty things though, no one claims he is a good person, just relative to the animal torturers, child abusers, discord groomers that litter the rest of the site, Cobes is a nice break from that.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I like Ozzy but he's lived long enough. He needs to die so we can get some good Cobes content

 

[DinnerDates]

With ozzy’s health issues, I’m sure he’s about ready to kick it, and, sadly, sometimes a big cluster of health issues can happen all at once and kill you. I can see that with ozzy. His history of drug use and his over all declining health will just do him in all at once. I’ve already making plans for cobra’s eventual massive drunken ozzy remembrance stream. It’s going to be wild, toobz.

Now that you mention the first thing I'll do when Ozzy die is to watch Cobes coping and sneeding.

 

[Fortyone]

Now that you mention the first thing I'll do when Ozzy die is to watch Cobes coping and sneeding.

The first thing I'll do is pour some Cobra invented drink mixes, bake a candy calzone, and pour out a spice packet in Ozzy's honour

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

I like Ozzy but he's lived long enough. He needs to die so we can get some good Cobes content

Do you think the Prince of Darkness himself would be proud of the fact that Cobes is his true legacy?

 

[Fortyone]

Do you think the Prince of Darkness himself would be proud of the fact that Cobes is his true legacy?

He would if cobes did literally fucking anything over the past few years asides from being a social outcast alchoholic who doesn't leave his apparent for days at a time. Cobes actually used to be interesting back during the first documentary when he still had friends and left the house.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Here’s your interview guy.

Cobes has been more involved in conversations with Warlord than these surface dwellers.

 

[BoglimArchives]

The problem is, you are judging cobes on his own statements. You have been told, Cobes lies all the time. A lot of what he has said is likely a partial or total fabrication to try to make himself look "cool" as he sees it. Even his prison arc had some shite about how the police had to surround Cobes as he wanted to kill some guy, but the other guy was in a cell so he was safe yootoobs! Of course that's a lie, we know Cobes would be some quite mumbling idiot, happy to be left alone, rather than some alpha wolf beatdown king. He will change that story in time as well, as he makes subtle changes to the idea of himself (whatever youtube shit has inspired him last, he just adopts the identity of whatever impressed him last. And what will get him women).

In order to understand him, you first must stop taking his word for things, he is a liar.

He has done shitty things though, no one claims he is a good person, just relative to the animal torturers, child abusers, discord groomers that litter the rest of the site, Cobes is a nice break from that.

I mean, not only is Josh just a prolific fabricator of very transparent bullshittery, but he’s also developmentally fucking retarded. People who have a base curiosity when it comes to Josh think he’s eccentric and a long time ago, I was guilty of this, too. He’s not. He has smooth brain, he’s had smooth brain his entire life. Even Clint knows this, he put him in the retard classes his whole life.

He can’t add 4+5 without a calculator. He needs to use speech to text because he can’t read or write. Look at the way he dresses, the way he views hygiene, he literally has auditory and visual hallucinations, he thinks fucking magic is actually real, a lot of these issues go back years and years. How does someone like that graduate high school? Retards who paint with their fingers and wear their inside helmet, that’s who.

Homeboy is a retard who lies, gets all retard angry and says stupid shit, then he feels bad about it later and apologizes. He’s not a bad person, he’s like a retarded child. It’s hard to be mad at them when they spill milk all over the floor. Sometimes it’s better to learn to laugh at the absurdity of it and say “Bless you child because God sure as shit didn’t.”

 

[SonnyLorenzo]

getting drunk in ozzy’s name

Ten bucks he's already jerked it to that bottle opener.

Also:
That interview went exactly how I thought it would. The hosts clearly didn't do any research because if they did they wouldn't have been so shocked when he started huffing.

 

[Bogliacci]

That interview went exactly how I thought it would. The hosts clearly didn't do any research because if they did they wouldn't have been so shocked when he started huffing.

The only good that came from that interview was the amazing angle we got on Cobe's chrome dome.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I can send him the comics, I don’t give a shit. They’re worthless to me.

I can’t see why he wouldn’t be obsessed with the concept of a glowing green satanic orb that makes women grow giant tits and make people kill each other en masse. It’s practically made for him. It’s just issue after issue of space witches with their tits hanging out, banging other space witches and doing satanic shit. Immediately right up his simple pea brain alleyway, dood.

Man, if you're going to just give them away, give them to me.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Ten bucks he's already jerked it to that bottle opener.

Also:
That interview went exactly how I thought it would. The hosts clearly didn't do any research because if they did they wouldn't have been so shocked when he started huffing.

The hosts really don’t know anything because they really don’t care. They just want the quick views from having a lolcow on their show.

 

[Cunning Lettuce]

https://k2radio.com/shannon-boomer-pleads-no-contest-to-child-endangerment-meth-charge/

Man, they're all at it in Casper. (Shout outs to Burger Boy for posting this on his youtube)

 

[BoglimArchives]

https://k2radio.com/shannon-boomer-pleads-no-contest-to-child-endangerment-meth-charge/

Man, they're all at it in Casper. (Shout outs to Burger Boy for posting this on his youtube)

Oh, should mention this, Warlord is in jail again. Criminal warrant this time.

Natrona County Recent Arrests (1/30/23–2/1/23)

CASPER, Wyo. — Here is the latest recent arrests log for law enforcement agencies in Natrona County. The log represents law enforcement contact with

oilcity.news

Heard through the grapevine from the usual people who talk to him that he’s been MIA for months and months and months now, guess we know where that story ended.

 

[bonified retard]

https://k2radio.com/shannon-boomer-pleads-no-contest-to-child-endangerment-meth-charge/

Man, they're all at it in Casper. (Shout outs to Burger Boy for posting this on his youtube)

Lol I guess that's why they turned comments off.

They obviously just saw Josh on Your Mom's House, realized they were in the same city, and decided to use him to grow their "podcast". No research into the community they're trying to leech from at all. And now their feelings are hurt from all the negative engagement. Love to see it.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Oh, should mention this, Warlord is in jail again. Criminal warrant this time.

Natrona County Recent Arrests (1/30/23–2/1/23)

CASPER, Wyo. — Here is the latest recent arrests log for law enforcement agencies in Natrona County. The log represents law enforcement contact with

oilcity.news

Heard through the grapevine from the usual people who talk to him that he’s been MIA for months and months and months now, guess we know where that story ended.

I really want to know what he's wound up in for, you know it was something retarded and easily avoided but he's managed to wind up inside and is now finding out just how gay the name Alexander is.

 

[bonified retard]

I really want to know what he's wound up in for, you know it was something retarded and easily avoided but he's managed to wind up inside and is now finding out just how gay the name Alexander is.

They issue criminal warrants for child support evasion. This is probably what he's always getting arrested for imo