Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at this picture.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at this picture.

Boglin jaws about ready to take a bite out of its prey

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I could write out a whole page on childhood development and behavioral development in relation to people with disabilities, but I'll spare you the details because frankly I don't think anybody gives a fuck as to the nuance of why. I'll say this:

He's retarded. That's why.

He's disabled but he's not mentally retarded, unless you're counting current day Cobes and all the brain damage he's self inflicted. If you watch basement Lesbian era Josh he is clearly not retarded. He's very stupid and autistic, but not actually retarded. Clint's posts and discussions of whats wrong with Josh point to autism and a whole host of mental illnesses, but never that he's actually intellectually disabled and I think if he were Clint would readily point it out to really hammer home Cobes is doin the best he can every day.

Frankly it comes across like more of Josh making excuses for himself. You can't think it's bad he's bragged about sexually assaulting women multiple times, he's just an autist. Sure he bullied some kid with actual mental retardation, but he's drank and inhalented his brain into mush now so we can't think any of his actions are something a bad person would do. I'm confused what it would take for people to say he's a bad person and not just handwave it away as not his fault.

 

[fake farts]

I may be misremembering but I recall years after the Osbournes tv show, it came out that it was all Sharon's idea right ? I remember one of the kids refused to appear in the show.

It was pretty obviously her idea from the start. Ozzy had a segment on MTV Cribs with his family where they were well-received. Naturally, Sharon saw dollar signs, and The Osbournes was born. The daughter who refused to be in it was Aimee, his oldest kid with Sharon. Aimee does her own music now, with very little fanfare.

Double post, sorry. But I remember watching the Osbournes tv show and Ozzy shaking like a fucking leaf and being a complete stuttering retard because of all the scripts he was on. I believe his atv accident caused him to get hospitalized and one of the docs treating him realized the guy was pilled up to the 9s on anxiety meds which contributed to his utter stupor the TV show.

Not to PL, but I can speak with experience from a close relative that Lithium will make you shake and stutter like that. It wouldn't shock me if he was on Lithium. He actually speaks pretty clearly now, aside from that thick as fuck Brummie accent that has never gone away. The accent is honestly kinda based though.

 

[Lament Configuration]

I gotta ask people who disagree with me saying he's a bad person out of genuine curiosity (and not because I care about negative stickers lol) why you'd disagree he's a bad person? I don't think he's a terrible person but I certainly don't think he's a good person. There's so many things he's said and done that completely paint him as just... not good. Multiple admissions to bullying people with actual mental disabilities, laughing at Carl's (the mentally disabled kid he bullied in school) mother dying, being happy Carl's dad abused him, talking about stabbing and killing Caroline as well as being happy she miscarried, talking about raping Stephanie, stalking Alicia to the point Clint had to tell Cobra she died so he'd stop thinking about her, his stalking Ellen despite the fact that they've barely ever interacted, the sexually assaulting the regarded girl, and discussing how used to chub himself up and rub his dick on women at the bar.

Now, I don't think he's genuinely dangerous because he's an edgy teenager in a 50 year olds 30 year olds body, but none of those things amount to a "good" person. I think it goes without saying I also don't think he should be fucked with in any way. I'm just always curious at the reasoning behind people who think he's a good person.

Congratulations on being more retarded and autistic than the man you're criticizing.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Congratulations on being more retarded and autistic than the man you're criticizing.

I'm sure Cobes appreciates you thinking that it's okay he groped and jerked off on the girl who he described as more retarded than him because he's just doing the best he can every day

 

[Lament Configuration]

I'm sure Cobes appreciates you thinking that it's okay he groped and jerked off on the girl who he described as more retarded than him because he's just doing the best he can every day

Cobes living rent free in your head while you check his content every hour of your life. Still don't see why you're retarded?

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Cobes living rent free in your head while you check his content every hour of your life. Still don't see why you're retarded?

Ofc Cobes lives rent free in my head because he rules trolls lives and also can be very entertaining to watch or whatever. Doesn't make him a good person.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Just imagine him shaving his head and cutting his ridiculous beard neat...

On another note:
Cobes is really living the Harry Dresden life with less magic and more drinking.
I wonder if he will ever discover that there is some pulp-ish noir Wizard fantasy (with guns) existing.
He wouldn't ever read it, but I think the first book is still on YT lol

If I sent him my collection of Heavy Metal magazines, he would absolutely lose his shit.

It’s just wizards, space, drugs and tits. He would never stop reading them and furiously masturbating.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

If I sent him my collection of Heavy Metal magazines, he would absolutely lose his shit.

It’s just wizards, space, drugs and tits. He would never stop reading them and furiously masturbating.

I can't believe I never thought about how much he'd love Heavy Metal. Someone needs to teach him how to work torrents or get him a DVD he can play on his PS3 or some shit so he can develop a Taarna obsession.

 

[Lament Configuration]

Ofc Cobes lives rent free in my head because he rules trolls lives and also can be very entertaining to watch or whatever. Doesn't make him a good person.

Probably true, but keep in mind he's been surrounded by negative influences his entire adult life. Grifter bums coming in and out of his apartment + his online trolls. Clint is the sole good influence in his life, and I feel Clint stays distant because of the negative influences in Josh's life. I think he does have some good inside of him.

 

[BoglimArchives]

I can't believe I never thought about how much he'd love Heavy Metal. Someone needs to teach him how to work torrents or get him a DVD he can play on his PS3 or some shit so he can develop a Taarna obsession.

I can send him the comics, I don’t give a shit. They’re worthless to me.

I can’t see why he wouldn’t be obsessed with the concept of a glowing green satanic orb that makes women grow giant tits and make people kill each other en masse. It’s practically made for him. It’s just issue after issue of space witches with their tits hanging out, banging other space witches and doing satanic shit. Immediately right up his simple pea brain alleyway, dood.

 

[Lament Configuration]

BoghlimArchives wants Cobes' life to burn because his own life is shit. Probably collects disability or pushes carts at Walmart. Read all of his/her posts. His personal hatred for Cobes is perplexing given how entertained by Cobes she/he is. Too much of an ego to realize that she 1.) loves cobes, 2.) his life is worse than Cobes.

Seriously, shut the fuck up you hateful autistic faggot fool.

 

[Lament Configuration]

Someone's alt account going buckwild.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Frankly it comes across like more of Josh making excuses for himself. You can't think it's bad he's bragged about sexually assaulting women multiple times, he's just an autist. Sure he bullied some kid with actual mental retardation, but he's drank and inhalented his brain into mush now so we can't think any of his actions are something a bad person would do. I'm confused what it would take for people to say he's a bad person and not just handwave it away as not his fault.

I think the whole "Is Josh a good person?" debate is stupid. Of course he's not. The guy is massively egotistical, inconsiderate, slovenly, delusional, a drunkard, a liar etc etc etc. The guy has an extremely flawed personality. As a person he's for sure not a good guy. But do I think he's a genuinely bad person? Nah. He's pretty harmless actually. The worst things he's done are impotent threats and made up lies. Compare that to even his own friends: Warlord is a meth addict with a history of domestic violence, Scrapper Steve rapes animals and had a child die due to black mold, Scotty is a deadbeat dad, Darf is fat. I really don't care Josh bullied some retarded kid as a retard 20+ years ago.

I think I should clarify that when I'm talking about my definition of what a genuinely bad person (This is not based on what a normal bad person is to be clear) I'm thinking of people who actively harm the people around them with their actions. You could for sure argue Clint is harmed by Josh's stunts but really no one else is.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Seriously, shut the fuck up you hateful autistic faggot fool.

Oooooooh nooooo

I’m gunna say words again

You better stop me before it’s too late

 

[Lament Configuration]

Oooooooh nooooo

I’m gunna say words again

You better stop me before it’s too late

Oh nooooooo

You use Cobes as a punching bag for your peasant existence instead of appreciating the entertainment you get from him.

Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Homo.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Oh nooooooo

You use Cobes as a punching bag for your peasant existence instead of appreciating the entertainment you get from him.

Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Homo.

Alright, relax. lol You take all of this way too seriously. He’s a silly man on the internet. Laugh, don’t have spastic fits about it. You sound like you have significant mental issues.

 

[UncommonParlence]

I could write out a whole page on childhood development and behavioral development in relation to people with disabilities, but I'll spare you the details because frankly I don't think anybody gives a fuck as to the nuance of why. I'll say this:

He's retarded. That's why.

Ah yes, Boglim's razor. The cause of and reason for everything bad, good, and stupid about Copes. Any question you might ask has the exact same answer... he's regarded.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The coping has begun