Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Couldn't post this earlier, but who's this person and how do they know Cobes?
She's the female host in that podcast that had Cobra on, they disabled comments after a while of being ass blasted then she went on Facebook pity posting. Turns out she plead no contest to smoking meth while looking after her children. I don't think they knew the "fan base" of Dark Lord and the consequences of pozloading my neghole.

Tldr she's a meth head clout chaser.
 
Tldr she's a meth head clout chaser.
I always tell people don’t gives these people attention. They are okay with ignoring them unless they’re a female. Then it’s, “omg a le epic female troll lolololo ayooo” and worship them like they’re Brittany venti or shoeonhead. All the women who tries to clout chase are subhumans like gothie, porkney, and that one nurse. I’m surprised she even tried to troll him. If the nursing boards found out she was making fun of a “disabled” boglin online, they could of took her license away. The dumb things people do for fame.
 
It’s more than likely, consider most of his previous warrants are listed as “Failure to Comply.” Probably related to his inability to pay child support.

Unrelated but I wanna know what Josh did or said that made him make these comments on his video. lol

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Josh fighting for the mother fucking people while drinking absinthe just like many people did during the French revolution. Truly a man of culture.
 
It’s more than likely, consider most of his previous warrants are listed as “Failure to Comply.” Probably related to his inability to pay child support.

Unrelated but I wanna know what Josh did or said that made him make these comments on his video. lol

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“Racsism” and “Sexem” , god, I love his illiteracy. lol.
 
So, you got legit internet personalities that would love to interview Cobes. They got countless hours watching him, know his lore, and subtly behind the scenes help him get a larger sub count.

Who gets to interview him?

A meth head.
It shows how masterclass Seizure's recent interview with him was. Knew exactly how to press, what to tip toe around, how to get him smiling and even turn on the camera a few times.
 
I don't understand this type of trolling. Number 1, you are just wasting your money, number 2, Cobes is entertaining on his own
They do it for Reddit upvotes. However, at least they sent him something that got him pissed instead of the new fags who send him free food and believe it’s trolling. I would rather someone send him tampons and see him sperg about it instead of a Fag sending him a pizza and watching cobra eat it.
 
>Complains about the new Velma being for pedos
>says he still watches it
Lol

If you close your eyes he almost sounds like daffy duck.

Thisth isth not the scthooby doo I grew up thwith.
They do it for Reddit upvotes. However, at least they sent him something that got him pissed instead of the new fags who send him free food and believe it’s trolling. I would rather someone send him tampons and see him sperg about it instead of a Fag sending him a pizza and watching cobra eat it.

The blimpies sandwich from yesterday has to be the worst attempt of this type of trolling I've ever seen
 
If you close your eyes he almost sounds like daffy duck.

Thisth isth not the scthooby doo I grew up thwith.

The blimpies sandwich from yesterday has to be the worst attempt of this type of trolling I've ever seen
I agree. They think giving him unwanted food is some form of trolling. Having him eat unwanted food isn’t funny or trolling. Fuckin’ wholesome trolling is for Reddit faggots. If you want to troll, do something that annoys him. Ffs it’s like when that old fat cunt, Courtney, thought giving him a Pizza Hut gift card for pizza day was trolling. Then again, it’s country and she’s fully retarded.
 
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