Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bonified retard]

Going to Josh's apartment to troll him is wild. Obviously he's a giant pussy but he's still a psychotic retard with a shotgun lol

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Is he holding a bat?
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Custom sized bad dragon.

 

[Devious Dave]

Josh discovering duster spray would be a death sentence for him ):

 

[cgk qqq]

Josh discovering duster spray would be a death sentence for him ):

i dont know if this applies to all duster products but most of them are mixed with bitterants, making it impossible to huff without puking. knowing cobes this probably wont stop him

 

[Janny Jewsh]

Axl Rose's long lost son:

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I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at this picture.

"If you stare into the Goyslop, the Goyslop stares back at you"
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[Kermit Jizz]

cobes is live

he's incredibly low energy and im going to assume that hes on kratom

"It's Friday, I can have a drink"
t. Man without a job

On another note, is there any rhyme or reason as to which food deliveries he attributes to trolls vs "real" fans? He seems particularly pissed off over the garlic sauce in spite of the fact he is happy to have them. Why does he assume they're from a troll?

 

[Janny Jewsh]

He went on an insane rant defending pedophiles ("was she hot?"), then described how he groped a special needs girl then jacked off in front of her, prompting her to say "make the white stuff come out again". I thought he was supposed to be quitting the drink, this is unhinged.
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Then later he says rejection is half the fun of dating (what could he possibly mean by this). He was also talking about how he definitely didn't want to kill himself earlier... Not looking good bros...
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hilarious.
gonna need a link for that vid, can't seem to find it on his channel

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

hilarious.
gonna need a link for that vid, can't seem to find it on his channel

He deleted it, it was a stream called "challenge stream", I don't have an archive of the full stream I just clipped those parts when I heard them.

 

[RollingRock2]

Alright this cracked me up.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

“negro”
those are rookie slurs. you gotta pump those slurs up

Danny Brown is one of those posters btw​

He use to say nigger and got banned from stream on Facebook over it. He first denied he said it, then he said he didn’t know it was racist, and, finally, he said he was using it original meaning (lazy). Lol he’s an idiot.

 

[fake farts]

hilarious.
gonna need a link for that vid, can't seem to find it on his channel

Here's an archive of the full 7 hour monstrosity.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Alright this cracked me up.

Casper Field Operatives coming in nicely, toobs.

We've kinda known for a while now that there's 3-4 different people who live in Casper, and one in THAT building specifically, who watch Josh and are willing to fuck with him in harmless ways. Banjo Bill being one of them, he lives in the old apartment complex. There's kinda some mixed feelings about the guy, the whole Smokers Pole incident set some people off I guess.

 

[Grift Garrison]

"It's Friday, I can have a drink"
t. Man without a job

On another note, is there any rhyme or reason as to which food deliveries he attributes to trolls vs "real" fans? He seems particularly pissed off over the garlic sauce in spite of the fact he is happy to have them. Why does he assume they're from a troll?

You’re wondering how a delivery of 13 Dominos garlic cups and nothing else was identified as a troll delivery??

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

"It's Friday, I can have a drink"
t. Man without a job

On another note, is there any rhyme or reason as to which food deliveries he attributes to trolls vs "real" fans? He seems particularly pissed off over the garlic sauce in spite of the fact he is happy to have them. Why does he assume they're from a troll?

If he get food he like or gifts he likes, they’re a try hard Reddit faggot who think it’s either a nice way of trolling or they want the internet clout. If it’s shit like A burrito with only uncooked onions in it, garlic butter and nothing else, a salad with veggie sticks, tampons, diapers, gay pride stuff, bibles, pamphlets on alcoholism, etc, then it’s trolling.

TL;DL sending him stuff he likes = Reddit faggots
Sending stuff he hates = trolling

 

[SupToobs]

I have mixed feelings about the cobra stoppers thing. On one hand it's stupid to go cow tipping but on the other he's already being puppet mastered by porkney and at least this made me laugh

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I have mixed feelings about the cobra stoppers thing. On one hand it's stupid to go cow tipping but on the other he's already being puppet mastered by porkney and at least this made me laugh

What's funnier is it's someone inside his own building.

 

[Potion_Time]

What's funnier is it's someone inside his own building.

Has that been confirmed? It could just as easily be anybody who lives in the area considering that everything about Cobes is pretty much public knowledge at this point.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Has that been confirmed? It could just as easily be anybody who lives in the area considering that everything about Cobes is pretty much public knowledge at this point.

I thought people had to buzz them in through the front door,

 

[SupToobs]

I thought people had to buzz them in through the front door,

In shit blocks like that you either follow someone in, or the lock doesnt work or you buzz a random number and say you're doordash

 

[Bogliacci]

Axl Rose's long lost son:

Here's the full flyer