Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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BoglimArchives said:
I feel bad for whoever has to organize anything with Josh though, I don't think people understand how horrible he is when it comes to doing simple, rudimentary shit and taking simple instruction. Homeboy Robbie is a good example of that, I remember when Robbie was walking Josh through setting up the DTTS framework, he'd message me and tell me that it's like pulling teeth to get him to simply download and install OBS/Streamlabs, nevermind the literal weeks and weeks it took to get him to set it up.
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I can 100% cosign this.

I've sent Cobra a care package once a couple years back. Speaking from that experience, "pulling teeth" is an apt description. Nothing, NOTHING will make you angry at the little bogtard like trying to do something nice for him. This motherfucker left my package at his PO Box for like 3 weeks. He even went to the post office and left the package behind. I think he didn't feel like bringing it back with all of the other packages he had recieved that week, because I believe he gets a lot more packages than he ever shows on camera.

It was there for so long it was nearly returned to sender. I had to have my friend (who was in correspondence with Cobra at the time) repeatedly pester him to go pick this thing up while pretending to be an of-age female fan who would be so very sad if her gift got returned in order for him to actually go pick it up.

I cannot overstate how frustrating it is to try and coordinate anything with this man. He runs on boglim time and is so entitled/paranoid that he's just as likely to just blow you off completely or, more likely, his alcohol-addled autism brain just failed to commit his obligations to memory.
 
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The Blue Morpho said:
I can 100% cosign this.

I've sent Cobra a care package once a couple years back. Speaking from that experience, "pulling teeth" is an apt description. Nothing, NOTHING will make you angry at the little bogtard like trying to do something nice for him. This motherfucker left my package at his PO Box for like 3 weeks. He even went to the post office and left the package behind. I think he didn't feel like bringing it back with all of the other packages he had recieved that week, because I believe he gets a lot more packages than he ever shows on camera.

It was there for so long it was nearly returned to sender. I had to have my friend (who was in correspondence with Cobra at the time) repeatedly pester him to go pick this thing up while pretending to be an of-age female fan who would be so very sad if her gift got returned in order for him to actually go pick it up.

I cannot overstate how frustrating it is to try and coordinate anything with this man. He runs on boglim time and is so entitled/paranoid that he's just as likely to just blow you off completely or, more likely, his alcohol-addled autism brain just failed to commit his obligations to memory.
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Dumb fuck, don’t try be one of those Reddit fags and send him useless shit. Hell, don’t give him anything. He’s ungrateful and already gets everything he wants. DONT T O U C H T H E P O O
 
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The food deliveries could stop if he simply didn't eat the food or acknowledge the delivery to begin with. He seems to be a strong proponent of "just ignore them - block and delete", but he never actually practices what he preaches.

I'm not trying to highroad or anything here. I'm just stating facts, Toobz.
Also, I'm glad that he's at least getting fed.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
Dumb fuck, don’t try be one of those Reddit fags and send him useless shit. Hell, don’t give him anything. He’s ungrateful and already gets everything he wants. DONT T O U C H T H E P O O
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Listen faggot I didn't send him a troll package, I sent him a nice gift at a time when my friends and I were watching him very frequently because I liked him and had been entertained by his content for several years. I didnt try to get any clout or anything for doing so, considering it was years ago now and I don't even have a reddit account. I'm just pointing out here and now that, yes, it is incredibly difficult to try and organize anything with our gothic bad boy and, yes, it probably ISNT worth your effort if you were thinking of doing something similar.

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Maybe you shouldn't send him anything in the first place.
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Yeah that's what I learned pretty quick, hence my post detailing the experience. I'm not advocating anyone go and do so.
 
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The Blue Morpho said:
Listen faggot I didn't send him a troll package, I sent him a nice gift at a time when my friends and I were watching him very frequently because I liked him and had been entertained by his content for several years. I didnt try to get any clout or anything for doing so, considering it was years ago now and I don't even have a reddit account. I'm just pointing out here and now that, yes, it is incredibly difficult to try and organize anything with our gothic bad boy and, yes, it probably ISNT worth your effort if you were thinking of doing something similar.


Yeah that's what I learned pretty quick, hence my post detailing the experience. I'm not advocating anyone go and do so.
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Still fuckin’ stupid.
 
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Cobes just told a story on stream about him and homeboy felon Ian going to a bar and two hot women buying them drinks. If you're wondering why people here don't believe the tard molesting story shit like this is why. The dude legit believes his own insane made up ego driven stories.

EDIT: I forgot to mention he claims that the girls bought them drinks because they recognized cobra. Basically she walked up to them and was like "Whoa it's that famous Youtuber Gothic King cobra let me buy you a drink!"
 
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mars said:
I wonder if the person who slipped the note under his door this last livestream is a legit troll or a neighbor tired of him doing loud incel rants all day?
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I say a “troll” most likely. I remember reading about people driving one or two states away to just look at his apartment complex, so it makes sense some Reddit fag could spend his weekend driving to his shit hole city just to slip a piece of paper.
 
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Deathfromabove said:
Cobes just told a story on stream about him and homeboy felon Ian going to a bar and two hot women buying them drinks. If you're wondering why people here don't believe the tard molesting story shit like this is why. The dude legit believes his own insane made up ego driven stories.
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It’s either a lie or he genuinely thinks it happened. I thought he was just lying all the time until the documentary guys told me that he’d say “Hey did you hear that? Someone called me a faggot. Fucking trolls, dude. Gotta love them.” Nothing was said. It was the wind. Guy mutters to himself like a legitimate schizophrenic when he thinks he’s alone. Incoherent babbling about sickos and trolls.

If Josh isn’t lying, he’s just imagining shit that didn’t ever happen. He actually needs medication.
 
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Deathfromabove said:
EDIT: I forgot to mention he claims that the girls bought them drinks because they recognized cobra. Basically she walked up to them and was like "Whoa it's that famous Youtuber Gothic King cobra let me buy you a drink!"
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If it wasn’t for the edit I could see the story as plausible, home felon Ian I could see trash ass Casper women buying him a drink sure, and maybe pitying cobra and not wanting him to feel like shit for not having a drink bought for him.

The only way it would be remotely plausible would be if it was trolls fucking with him, but if they bought him a drink and he’s so famous, how did he not get laid?

I know I know he lies all the cows do, every time they talk they lie.
 
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Is he holding a bat?
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