Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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They issue criminal warrants for child support evasion. This is probably what he's always getting arrested for imo

I didn't know they did that, then again I don't know many deadbeats and non at all like floor lord.

Do they just keep escalating this like first time you get a warning, next time a week or so in jail, then a month, then 3 etc or is it just a flat nope fucker your getting locked up.
 
I was curious about what results I would get from searching “huffing cologne” on google and he was the first results lol
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Lol I guess that's why they turned comments off.

They obviously just saw Josh on Your Mom's House, realized they were in the same city, and decided to use him to grow their "podcast". No research into the community they're trying to leech from at all. And now their feelings are hurt from all the negative engagement. Love to see it.
This is why you research your guests lol. Enjoy, dipshits.
Lol he just said “negro” again. This is going to haunt him again.
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What is this, 1952? Not even the Klan says "negro" anymore. Has he ever even seen a black person in his life?
Is it just me, or does Josh make you think of that one interesting fellow in class who makes you try really hard not to laugh when he reads aloud in front of the group with his incoherent speech?
Young Josh is that fucking spazz kid in class who won't shut up about metal music and spergs out at the teacher; an annoyance at worst, a laugh riot on his best days.
Mid-period Josh (post-Wendy's until 2-3 years ago), was that fuckup who couldn't stop ruining things for himself, but was still kinda cool.
Modern Josh is a complete burnout you kinda wish would just die already to save everyone else the hassle of putting up with him.
Don't huff cologne, kids.

His cologne huffing reminds me of this kid in school who'd borrow the class nerd's coke bottle glasses because he thought the dizziness he got from putting them on was getting him high.
 
This is why you research your guests lol. Enjoy, dipshits.

What is this, 1952? Not even the Klan says "negro" anymore. Has he ever even seen a black person in his life?

Young Josh is that fucking spazz kid in class who won't shut up about metal music and spergs out at the teacher; an annoyance at worst, a laugh riot on his best days.
Mid-period Josh (post-Wendy's until 2-3 years ago), was that fuckup who couldn't stop ruining things for himself, but was still kinda cool.
Modern Josh is a complete burnout you kinda wish would just die already to save everyone else the hassle of putting up with him.
Don't huff cologne, kids.

His cologne huffing reminds me of this kid in school who'd borrow the class nerd's coke bottle glasses because he thought the dizziness he got from putting them on was getting him high.
The only black person he's had contact with is Damian, the one banging Stephanie. Which of course makes him feel deeply racist.
 
They issue criminal warrants for child support evasion. This is probably what he's always getting arrested for imo
It’s more than likely, consider most of his previous warrants are listed as “Failure to Comply.” Probably related to his inability to pay child support.

Unrelated but I wanna know what Josh did or said that made him make these comments on his video. lol

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His cologne huffing reminds me of this kid in school who'd borrow the class nerd's coke bottle glasses because he thought the dizziness he got from putting them on was getting him high.
I’m waiting for him to discover duster spray and , knowing him, he will do too much and die from it.
 
Josh had a marathon stream today. I skimmed through it and didn't see much of interest; other than I noticed a few hours in that someone slipped a note under his door. He doesn't check it out until sometime later, but when he comes back he mentions something about "Casper Cobra Stompers" and gang stalking. I think people are going to his apartment now to fuck with him?
 
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