Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Deathfromabove said:
Cobes just told a story about going into the woods with a special ed girl and her showing him her tits and beating off. I don't believe it at all it sounds like all his other made up stories.
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heres the story
-he was in the woods with a friend and a special ed girl
-he asked to see her boobs
-he "touched her boobs - consensually" (his words)
-he leans in for a kiss, she rejects him
-he proceeds to jack off allegedly with her encouragement (she said "lets see that white goo")
youtube-dl dosnt work on clips so i cant archive the clip but it happens around 6:20:00 in the stream
 
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cgk qqq said:
heres the story
-he was in the woods with a friend and a special ed girl
-he asked to see her boobs
-he "touched her boobs - consensually" (his words)
-he proceeds to jack off allegedly with her encouragement (she said "lets see that white goo")
youtube-dl dosnt work on clips so i cant archive the clip but it happens around 6:20:00 in the stream
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https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx7udngcM86Gm_3aoff0dinwpTQcQyX-Yx hows this?
EDIT: welp they deleted it never fucking mind
 
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I wonder what scope cobes would have to look ‘looksmax’, like if he started eating well, drinking a lot less and was wrangled into self improvement.

I watched some of the gothic king cobra documentary last night. One of the comments said the part where he’s hanging with that bum outside the liquor store was like watching him meet the ghost of Christmas future.
 
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He went on an insane rant defending pedophiles ("was she hot?"), then described how he groped a special needs girl then jacked off in front of her, prompting her to say "make the white stuff come out again". I thought he was supposed to be quitting the drink, this is unhinged.

Then later he says rejection is half the fun of dating (what could he possibly mean by this). He was also talking about how he definitely didn't want to kill himself earlier... Not looking good bros...
 
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A Log in D Tractor 2 said:
He went on an insane rant defending pedophiles ("was she hot?"), then described how he groped a special needs girl then jacked off in front of her, prompting her to say "make the white stuff come out again". I thought he was supposed to be quitting the drink, this is unhinged.
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Then later he says rejection is half the fun of relationships (what could he possibly mean by this). He was also talking about how he definitely didn't want to kill himself earlier... Not looking good bros...
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"Wasn't like she was so retarded that she drooled on herself, you take what you can get"
 
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A Log in D Tractor 2 said:
He went on an insane rant defending pedophiles ("was she hot?"), then described how he groped a special needs girl then jacked off in front of her, prompting her to say "make the white stuff come out again". I thought he was supposed to be quitting the drink, this is unhinged.
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Then later he says rejection is half the fun of relationships (what could he possibly mean by this). He was also talking about how he definitely didn't want to kill himself earlier... Not looking good bros...
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To be fair to the "was she hot?" rant, he was talking about how people react to female pedos versus male ones, in his typical strange boglim way. There's no defending what came after that though. Or his "cute little mosquito bites" remark about girls developing breasts.
 
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