Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BoglimArchives]

How's he changing his behavior? Willing to talk about his past or?

He was just very honest about his problems and very self-aware of them, he was willing to speak about them to some degree. More willing to speak about his past now, less likely to be thrown into a gender relations vortex of bullshit. Back to making wands again when there was no financial motivation, he knows he's gunna pull himself out of debt with donations and he's almost out of it. I think he had two days of actual, real sobriety aside from some Four Loko thing, which is negligible considering how fuckin' hammered he is all day. He's been more...agitated over very stupid things, normally he can brush it off.

Looks like there's some small effort/improve going on there since the arrest. The stream before the Vodka Challenge one was very fucky, he was not behaving normally and in a good way. That and him mentioning that he's speaking to someone makes me think there's some minor, incremental improvement going on.

I can't wait to see how he fucks this up, I know he will. Here's to hoping he doesn't, though.

 

[Diabetical Materialism]

He mentioned in his latest video that he was over 400$ overdrawn, but got it down to a manageable $160. Absolutely boggles the mind (no pun intended) that he continues to do this day after day, week after week. Clint needs to step in and put overdraft protection on his card so it just gets declined, no money no doordash. He knows he can rack up a huge bill and then just go live and get money thrown at him. It does make me curious what would happen if he had access to a credit card.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Clint needs to step in and put overdraft protection on his card so it just gets declined...

I'm pretty sure the ability to be overdrawn and continue to withdraw into a deeper negative balance is overdraft protection. It has the possible use of ensuring that routine things like bills get paid so you only have to deal with consequences (fees) from your bank instead of whatever you're billed for. Of course this means that the Boglim can overdraw on his routine Doordash orders instead of rent. But without overdraw protection everything would just be declined, which I'm sure Clint enabled it to stop Cobes from whining.

 

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

Thanks for the closeup of your yuck-mouth, Josh. I'm brushing my teeth extra long tonight.

Spoiler: black and green goff teeth

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That shit is blue

 

[Bogliacci]

Last of us but the fungus is located solely in his mouth

He really wants this to be a true story so Im gonna humor him

It's ok to take advantage of a retard if you're retarded yourself I guess.

 

[DrNow]

No matter what progress he makes, somebody will dangle a $20 holler in front of him in exchange for footage of him drinking a bottle of cheap vodka, and Cobes will be unable to resist.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

He really wants this to be a true story so Im gonna humor him

Honestly it does sound plausible, he's likely changed or misremembered some details but I could very well belive it.

 

[bonified retard]

Going from "I'm too intelligent for therapy" to "I can molest retards because I'm retarded" in a couple weeks is so funny. His ability to move the goalposts is the real demon magic.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Going from "I'm too intelligent for therapy" to "I can molest retards because I'm retarded" in a couple weeks is so funny. His ability to move the goalposts is the real demon magic.

Oddly that's something I've heard from a lot of people less smart than Josh, there is this idea that's oddly pervasive amongst people of low intellect who think they are smarter than they are especially when they "know" there is a problem like autisim that they are smarter than a doctor.

I'm not saying that Psychologists an Therapists are some kinds of mirical workers here far from it, but in some situations like the one Josh finds himself in now i.e. Alcohol and Drug using to cope with reality they can help, the kind who'd be best for Josh are not the one's who instantly reach for the prescription book but slowly nudge and implant ideas small ones at first that will make him think it's his own idea to not drink today, or that today might be the good day to take a shower etc.

 

[SonnyLorenzo]

Thanks for the closeup of your yuck-mouth, Josh. I'm brushing my teeth extra long tonight.

Spoiler: black and green goff teeth

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I should know better then to click on anything on this page while I'm eating. Thats my fault.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I should know better then to click on anything on this page while I'm eating. Thats my fault.

That should be the Rule on anything here TBH.

I mean right now I am at my folks with my Fiance and I've had a few of Josh's more linguisitc moments playing and they have come in asking that I'm not drinking and showed them Josh (good speekers are a curse at times), they know I'm not drinking but the sounds of a drunken regard, who thinks he can sing and lack of volume control kinda make them worried.

 

[Fortyone]

Thanks for the closeup of your yuck-mouth, Josh. I'm brushing my teeth extra long tonight.

Spoiler: black and green goff teeth

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I don't get how anyone can let their teeth get to this level, it must actually hurt to eat

 

[shaverinocory]

Time for all the of-age, consenting, not dead gothic ladiez to drench their panties, ohyisssss [ thx Tar Man]

 

[BoglimArchives]

Time for all the of-age, consenting, not dead gothic ladiez to drench their panties, ohyisssssView attachment 4349719

THE ANUS PICTURES COMETH

THE AGE OF GAY-FOR-PAY IS UPON US, INSHALLAH BROTHERS ​

 

[fake farts]

I don't get how anyone can let their teeth get to this level, it must actually hurt to eat

I honestly think thats why he boils his noodles so long they're completely white and mushy. Well, that and just being inept at something as simple as boiling noodles.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I don't get how anyone can let their teeth get to this level, it must actually hurt to eat

It does, not going to PL here but his teeth are fucked and like antique prociline

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

Ah shit our sexy Boi is empowered now

 

[charlesdickens]

THE ANUS PICTURES COMETH

THE AGE OF GAY-FOR-PAY IS UPON US, INSHALLAH BROTHERS ​

We've seen the anus already.

The question is - will the cock holster come back?

Spoiler

 

[Fortyone]

Time for all the of-age, consenting, not dead gothic ladiez to drench their panties, ohyisssss [ thx Tar Man]View attachment 4349719

Is there a single man or woman on earth that would actually find Cobra's nudes sexy? Back when he was younger and hadn't devolved into gollum from lord of the rings there might have been one or two but the guy is hagard and disgusting now

 

[Dick Pooman]

will the cock holster come back?

He sold the cock holster on Etsy, sorry.

Also, Onlyfans was the next evolution for Cobra. It wasn't even a year and a half ago that he was going live on Chaturbate and cranking his hog for the "of-age female fans"