Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[charlesdickens]

He sold the cock holster on Etsy, sorry.

He had two of them!

 

[Dick Pooman]

He had two of them!

I would figure that he'd try and sell a second pair considering some retard bought the first pair for $200, but the thought of Josh hanging onto them possibly for nostalgia's sake makes me smile

 

[GG Allin illegitimate Son]

A part I found interesting about the “consensual” boob touching story, he changed it from he knew this girl to his buddy knew this girl. But that is whatever, the part that gets me is he says it was him, the chick, and his buddy there. She whips her tits out and he tries to kiss her she says no so his boglim brain says OH doesn’t wanna kiss, better whip my dick out.

But not only that, but the fact he whipped his dick out in front of his male friend and jerked off in front of him. The guy that only watches lesbian porn, beat his dick in the forest, with his friend there watching?

 

[Muze]

condensed version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFcJtHeKuMo

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

 

[Jaybird]

It does, not going to PL here but his teeth are fucked and like antique prociline

When he ate those lemon pop tarts he looked like he wanted to scream in pain. He ate something else recently that made him groan in what sounded like pain but he tried to play it off like it was a "mmm mmm!" sound.

My theory about the beer swirling and baby sitting is the carbonation/cold hurts his chompers so he swirls the beer until its flat and warm. The worse his teeth get the more plausible my theory is

 

[biggacracka]

carbonation/cold hurts his chompers so he swirls the beer until its flat and warm

This is what I came to think too

 

[Potion_Time]

I wonder how Clint feels when his baby boy publicly advertises for his butthole pictures in front of the whole extended family on facebook.

This is what you get for not starting to group home saga years ago, Clunt.

 

[Woggly Wand Wizard]

"the only thing I didnt like about Jafar as a character is when he touched Jasmin without consent"

that caught me off guard with how funny that was. what a gentleman!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I wonder how Clint feels when his baby boy publicly advertises for his butthole pictures in front of the whole extended family on facebook.

"Keep on rockin bud!"

 

[RollingRock2]

Get it straight troles

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

so do the 8 people that post in this thread all the time like cobra or not?

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

so do the 8 people that post in this thread all the time like cobra or not?

I love the little guy.

 

[RollingRock2]

so do the 8 people that post in this thread all the time like cobra or not?

We are the Cool Cobras

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

so do the 8 people that post in this thread all the time like cobra or not?

Cobes is a dishonest, self important asshole.
Its funny to watch him go apeshit over harmless shit like garlic buttercups.

 

[HiveDull]

so do the 8 people that post in this thread all the time like cobra or not?

Dude, cobra is the reason why I'm on this site to begin with. Making dumb theories about him is what drives to me to watch every livestream.

 

[Grift Garrison]

so do the 8 people that post in this thread all the time like cobra or not?

Fucking love him. Take all of the worst shit he's ever done and he's still fairly wholesome compared to the rest of the shitbags chronicled here.

 

[eaglesfan665]

so do the 8 people that post in this thread all the time like cobra or not?

yeah but I'd love to see him improve his life somewhat

 

[BoglimArchives]

so do the 8 people that post in this thread all the time like cobra or not?

Joshua Saunders is a solid citizen.

 

[Cunning Lettuce]

so do the 8 people that post in this thread all the time like cobra or not?

Cobes IS the black flame that lights my green smoke