Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Ok cool, but did Lenin or any of the other usual suspects manage to grab the whole thing?

I could tell it was going to be a special one but had to tap out for bed halfway through because, you know, I have a life (unlike king garlic butter).

I legit have no problem tackling bigger streams like this over the course of a few days playing it in the background. Too many gems to not bite the bullet and watch ‘em through.
 
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Last night was the first Cobes stream I watched live it was a rollercoaster of emotions. Groveling to the dominoes guy that " I'll take it if it's paid for dood" only to open it up and get 13 garlic butters. By the 20th garlic butter rant loop I hoped he would change topics, however I didn't realize the topic he'd loop on instead was cousin fucking.
 
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Deathfromabove said:
That was the most fun I've had watching a Cobes livestream in months. I'm going to just take a guess and assume a ween saw he said "faggot" several times and flagged down the stream. I don't see any other reason why it would have been down.
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In the last 3-6 months, Josh has had an issue of his stream just crapping out on him. On IP2 streamers, I've seen youtube take action for sex happening on stream, blade getting beaten up drunk, maybe a few other things. And the removed video will say "removed for community guidelines". The stream dropped because of Josh and or his setup. And the video was deleted because of Josh.
 
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Maybe an addendum to him getting help, I'm pretty sure he's talking to someone now about his problems if not primarily based on his enthusiasm to talk about his past/shit he's currently doing. That was a common thing he used to do and it was largely the appeal, it's not common now as he's likely to just do the same gender relations stream over and over. Just mulling over the same coping mechanism for his loneliness and pathological need to fuck.

I've always wanted Josh to make some very small, incremental changes to his life that help him in some beneficial way and I'm happy to see he's doing it. It's clearly not a lot and he's still being a fuckhead, but it's hard to expect anyone to change in a week and especially Josh, someone who's largely incapable of any change at all. I don't have any hope he'll get better but it looks like something's changing his behaviour in small ways, so....it's not broken, don't fix it. Keep it up, you little retard.

It'll be a good day when I wake up, look for his channel and find out he's deleted it. It'll be a really good day.
 
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After watching Tar Man's recap video of the retard molesting story from last night here why I think it's bullshit.
1. Cobes has a long history of making up stories that he thinks makes him look badass or studly. Most involve beating up people at bars or scoring with chicks. It's a way for him to inflate his ego and convince himself he's not that much of a lost cause loser.
2. Young socially retarded frogfaced Josh was absolutely not convincing a girl to follow him into the woods alone and flash her tits to him. That's just not happening. Even a retarded girl isn't agreeing to that.
3. There is zero chance in hell this disabled girl was not only okay with him jerking it in front of him but "into it".

Also the line "Make that white stuff come out again!"
 
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BoglimArchives said:
He's talking about his "Harlem" of fan girls.


Oh, lord. There's another for the list of malapropisms he uses.
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Challenge failed, but the dude was kind enough to give him the money. Also, he finished the vodka off stream.

5:21 "Right now my account went to being negative almost four hundreds dollars to negative 161"
 
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Deathfromabove said:
After watching Tar Man's recap video of the retard molesting story from last night here why I think it's bullshit.
1. Cobes has a long history of making up stories that he thinks makes him look badass or studly. Most involve beating up people at bars or scoring with chicks. It's a way for him to inflate his ego and convince himself he's not that much of a lost cause loser.
2. Young socially retarded frogfaced Josh was absolutely not convincing a girl to follow him into the woods alone and flash her tits to him. That's just not happening. Even a retarded girl isn't agreeing to that.
3. There is zero chance in hell this disabled girl was not only okay with him jerking it in front of him but "into it".

Also the line "Make that white stuff come out again!"
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Personally, I think some of his stories are based on truth and he chooses to embellish certain parts of the story.

From his regarded sicko story, I think here are the bits with some truth:
  1. He knew a girl and this girl was regarded to an extent
  2. He asked the girl to see her tits
  3. He may have been in an area with some trees. His definition of "forest" is something I question here since I don't think he would actually be allowed to go into the woods on his own accord.
  4. He may have been with another friend - So it would be him, the girl and this unnamed guy
I think that the girl rejected the idea and probably was grossed out at him during the entire outing. I also would believe that M'lord held onto this memory and altered it to the point where he was the winner in the situation and came out on top (him getting to see tits and being told "Make that white stuff come out again!").
You're right on him being too socially regarded to actually do something like this to someone.

In the end, this is all just speculation toobz. This is one of the fun things to do with his stories lol.

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Cobes talking about possibly starting an OnlyFans at 5:48. Absolutely haram.
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I think he's considered the idea before, but OF had asked him to provide a passport/ID. He couldn't do it so he just dropped the entire thing.
 
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Thanks for the closeup of your yuck-mouth, Josh. I'm brushing my teeth extra long tonight.
jesus christ.jpg
 
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BoglimArchives said:
I've always wanted Josh to make some very small, incremental changes to his life that help him in some beneficial way and I'm happy to see he's doing it. It's clearly not a lot and he's still being a fuckhead, but it's hard to expect anyone to change in a week and especially Josh, someone who's largely incapable of any change at all. I don't have any hope he'll get better but it looks like something's changing his behaviour in small ways, so....it's not broken, don't fix it. Keep it up, you little retard.
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How's he changing his behavior? Willing to talk about his past or?
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Why is the fly fucking would this jackass spend 200 bucks on Tactical Soap? I know he isn't sponsored anymore, but was he expecting them to start sponsoring him again if he bought a metric fuck ton of their shit? Even then it still doesn't make sense because he wasn't getting any money from them in the first place, even though he was sponsored, right?
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what happened to his sponsorship? He was so enthusiastic about tactical soap I hope the reddit fags didn't ruin that for him
 
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