Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[DinnerDates]

Screenshots from the latest Boglim Chronicles video. Maybe, I'm getting mad at the internet here and I'm being a simp for Cobra, but this is so fucking gay. These people are worse than the Wings trolls with their logic to make themselves feel morally superior to Cobra. They really expect him to tip unwanted deliveries. They also want him banned from delivery services, something he does probably need since he doesn't have a driver's license.

These people are not better than Cobes, pay no attention to them unless they openly start to plan their gay-ops (on Reddit, Youtube, or Discord).

 

[UncleBlazer]

Okay, shitty horror movie where the scene isn't real, compared to watching actually skinning videos of deer, and I'm just using that as an example. All this shit started because I brought up the bird, which I personally found unsettling to hear. Was it on its last legs and he was justifiably euthanizing it? I don't fucking know, and honestly no one else here does either. The unsettling thing for me was, that gothic bad boy veterinarian, crushed it with a bike tire. Then I mentioned other things I found weird, which you guys just write it off as being a try hard autist sperg. Okay, fine I don't care, you guys can do that. It is what it is.

Josh is autistic. He has a below average IQ. He was in SpEd classes all through school.
His brain literally doesn't work the way a typical person's does. He struggles with social cues and norms. It's why he overshares, and says and does things that may sometimes seem shocking. He probably grew up relatively sheltered, so any stories that he tells prior to living on his own have to be taken with a large pinch of salt. He says things that he thinks a sexy goth bad boy would say.
If you have a normal functioning brain you will never truly be able to understand his motives and reasoning.
In the end, he's just a big goofy fuck that believes in magic, who wants to eat and drink garbage, and shit on his troles hehehehe yeeee dood

I wonder how much pain he is in? His teeth look like they are sliding down his rotting gum line

It makes me cringe to see him chomp down on something, so I don't understand how he's managing. They look like they're gonna just fall right out his skull. I noticed the other day he was only chewing like 3 or 4 times then swallowing his food. I don't know if that's just Josh or because it hurts him to eat.

 

[Associate Rick]

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If only Clint had found out about Cobes loves of dog treats sooner this could have been avoided.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Josh isn't a fucking psychopath. He's a 14 year old autistic edgelord stuck in a grown man's body. The only person that he's a danger to is himself.

He's a danger to cheap beer and dog treats.

 

[The Ideal AutoModerator]

Some screencaps from his latest video.
In the third screenshot, I think he legit is gonna blow chunks and only holds it down cause the video is recording. He has a spicy sausage stick, pink champagne, and selected shooters (one of which came in a bottle that looked like sperm) mixed in.

This valentine's day is gonna be a holler, for sure.

What is that exquisite chalice? I've never seen it before.

 

[D_Tractor]

I wonder if Clint will cover the bill at an actual dentist, or if he'll just drag him down to the dental clinic; he'd certainly fit in with the rest of the bums there.

Taxpayers wil cover it 100% thanks to SSDI tugboat.

 

[DrNow]

The dog biscuits thing annoyed me. Even more than his arrest for some reason. Just this weird underlying feeling of ‘you should know better than this josh.’ There’s people buying your tapes, calling out the weens and a logs sending you tampons and this is how you repay them.

I’m not mad at you Cobes, I’m disappointed.

 

[Bogliacci]

The dog biscuits thing annoyed me. Even more than his arrest for some reason. Just this weird underlying feeling of ‘you should know better than this josh.’ There’s people buying your tapes, calling out the weens and a logs sending you tampons and this is how you repay them.

I’m not mad at you Cobes, I’m disappointed.

Yeah, thats why I can't really come to care if redditors and discord gayops are just starting to get mean to Cobes. He's just gonna do as he do, nothing more and nothing less.

 

[Associate Rick]

You best start believing in bog stories toobs

 

[HiveDull]

What is that exquisite chalice? I've never seen it before.

In the video he says that a fan sent him a handblown glass. Honestly, I'm a little jealous cause it looks pretty snazzy - certainly would be a conversation started if I had it laying around instead of an actual drinking glass.

 

[Bogliacci]

In the video he says that a fan sent him a handblown glass. Honestly, I'm a little jealous cause it looks pretty snazzy - certainly would be a conversation started if I had it laying around instead of an actual drinking glass.

Almost looks like a saxon clawbeaker

 

[Muze]

Shoutouts and Vocal Covers ... TWU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88vAo1DQWuQ

 

[Baby Cakes]

We've been blessed.

 

[bonified retard]

Shoutouts and Vocal Covers ... TWU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88vAo1DQWuQ

Mumbling "I'm obsessed with ozzy osbourne, and I really like his music, and he'll be living a long life, and there's nothing wrong with that" 10 seconds into the video. The performative grieving when ozzy dies is going to be out of control.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He’s live soon

 

[G.Rapefruit]

The dog biscuits thing annoyed me. Even more than his arrest for some reason. Just this weird underlying feeling of ‘you should know better than this josh.’ There’s people buying your tapes, calling out the weens and a logs sending you tampons and this is how you repay them.

I’m not mad at you Cobes, I’m disappointed.

Food safety standards are much different from animal food to human food. Of course cobes would never think that he could get a food born illness from eating animal food but it’s quite possible. Animals digestive system and gut biome is drastically different from humans so don’t be surprised if cobes ends up with dysentery or salmonella. Hell maybe even some kind of parasitic worm.

 

[Bogliacci]

He’s live soon

He's currently combining 5 shooters with a can of bud light and he said "It's one drink, it's fine if it's one." Lmfao I dont think we've ever had a clearer answer to if he considers adding a bunch of liquor together into a single cup as one drink, but there it is.

 

[snort beg snort]

No slow mode tmdwtf is up doodtz

 

[RollingRock2]

He's currently combining 5 shooters with a can of bud light and he said "It's one drink, it's fine if it's one." Lmfao I dont think we've ever had a clearer answer to if he considers adding a bunch of liquor together into a single cup as one drink, but there it is.

I think Cobes is genuinely too regarded to understand ABV. Which is why he'll buy bud light and liquor and mix them when he could've just bought a case of cheap 6% beer for half the price. Any other drunk would know how to get the most alchohol per dollar.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I think Cobes is genuinely too regarded to understand ABV. Which is why he'll buy bud light and liquor and mix them when he could've just bought a case of cheap 6% beer for half the price. Any other drunk would know how to get the most alchohol per dollar.

I'd like to see someone sit Josh down and run a little experiment. Pour 4 shooters into a glass and ask him how many drinks he has. He'd say one of course. Then take the exact same 4 shooters but split them into two glasses. Ask him how many drinks he has now. I think he'd have a "steels heavier than feathers" moment.