Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Now there's an idea. Imagine Josh on Bitchute, going off without a filter.
He might be too retarded without someone coming to his apartment and showing him to actually setup and stream on a shitty alt-tech site like Bitchute. They have different UI's and are far more unreliable than Youtube. Fuck all the losers who flagged Cobra for hate speech.
 
Fuck all the losers who flagged Cobra for hate speech.
imo he got away with a lot of shit. Even the “trolls” tried to protect his channel. I think after years of him calling for people deaths/call of action and hate speech, he finally got a hit. I mean, smaller channels get terminated for lesser shit. he’s a popular lolcow now that people, for some reason, wants to protect/get clout from. Also, his channel isn’t gone. It seems like he got a stroke and won’t be able to stream for a bit.

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I'd like to say him getting banned would be the best for him, but I think if anything it would just spin his regardation out of control. He would no longer have his 'fame', paypiggies would eventually dry up, and all he would have is his tugboat. He's too fucking lazy to find another venue and would need others to set it up. I think he would find another place to stream but it would just lead to him getting worse, since only places with even less restrictions would allow his shit up.

Maybe I'm a sadist, but I would like to see his reaction once you realizes his '50k+' fans are gone
 
imo he got away with a lot of shit. Even the “trolls” tried to protect his channel. I think after years of him calling for people deaths/call of action and hate speech, he finally got a hit. I mean, smaller channels get terminated for lesser shit. he’s a popular lolcow now that people, for some reason, wants to protect/get clout from. Also, his channel isn’t gone. It seems like he got a stroke and won’t be able to stream for a bit.

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I'm surprised he is still streaming, the kike radar of Susan has missed him for too long. He says shit that gets smaller creators than himself banned in an instant, he was always going to get banned from YouTube, the question is when?
 
Maybe I'm a sadist, but I would like to see his reaction once you realizes his '50k+' fans are gone
Yeah, me too. He acts like an entitled asshole. He needs food? Someone will door dash him a pizza (totally trolling btw). He’s homeless? Some pay pig/troll will pay for a hotel room. He wants a ps5? By god, some dumb fuckers will buy it for him. I’ve seen a lot of lolcows act like babies, but I swear cobra gets a lot more babying than others. Maybe him having to make a new channel will get him to grow up a little bit….. who am I kidding? It won’t
 
He kept saying faggot after every few seconds. Maybe that’s why. Idk it’s YouTube. Maybe he was on thin ice since he kept saying faggot more for the past weeks

What caused this?

Well, most likely him making vague threats and saying faggoy aren’t helping him

Doesn't youtube know that he's autistic? The rules simply don't apply.

No rules apply to him. It’s the power one gets while achieving the power of the autistic gothic bad boy.

I think it's technically his third TOS strike.

The Valentines Day 2020 Cockholster Extravaganza was the first guidelines strike. The second one, I believe, was the transgender one where he ranted about troons and shit. I can't imagine YouTube would kill his monetization as a cause of hate speech but not slap him with a TOS for hate speech, and now this would be the third one.

Whether it's true or not, he's hanging on by a thread at this point. Very certain he'll lose his channel this year, then he'll go to his other channel and lose that too because of ban evasion.

As far as endings to this story goes, it's not a bad one. It's better than "And then he died, alone, choking on his own vomit, his family only finding out two weeks later when they came by for groceries."

I mean, once the mass flagging starts, it's not gunna stop. He'll get banged their too. Either ban evasion or his usual shit, Facebook is pretty strict.

imo he got away with a lot of shit. Even the “trolls” tried to protect his channel. I think after years of him calling for people deaths/call of action and hate speech, he finally got a hit. I mean, smaller channels get terminated for lesser shit. he’s a popular lolcow now that people, for some reason, wants to protect/get clout from. Also, his channel isn’t gone. It seems like he got a stroke and won’t be able to stream for a bit.

I'm surprised he is still streaming, the kike radar of Susan has missed him for too long. He says shit that gets smaller creators than himself banned in an instant, he was always going to get banned from YouTube, the question is when?

I was reading something today while waiting for a Client to show up and let me inspect a new job, and it was about how Google's been using automated Moderation for a while but with recent and semi recent AI developments they are applying this sort of thing in real time and not just relying on volume of reports to get a human to watch in on a stream so they have automated voice recognition and applied a word filter to it one or two times it might be a honest mistake in the detection or the correct use of the word (i.e. Faggot being a bunch of herbs or sticks, Fag being British Slang for a cigarette, bastard being a type of sword, bitch female dog, etc) but if he repeats it often enough it will get picked up and put through a automod process, and the appeals are an automated process unless you have a rep and even then that's automated a lot of the time now.

They have been working on something related to this since Christchurch, I'm going to see if I can find it and post it here because it was a interesting read and it will likely bite our boy in the arse, and a lot of other cows too.
 
If he loses the channel he'll just create a new channel. It'd be extremely funny if he gets his own channel banned right after he hit 50k subscribers lmao
Which will get reported for ban evasion, and get nuked too. I fucking hate anyone who thinks that getting his channel nuked would be funny, it's not. Why the fuck are you even here if you want all his videos to get deleted, or would find joy in that. Some of you guys remind me of the Foodie Beauty people who were so happy when her channel almost got deleted due to mass reporting like a year ago.
 

This is the account he used last time his channel got flagged
That's a dangerous game.
Drachenlord was never outright banned from YT.
He always pulled through somehow, but he fucked up when he put out content on his 2nd channel to circumvent a strike preventing him from streaming on his main channel.
Now his YT is gone and the money source dried up.
As long as no one reports it nothing will happen ofc, but you know...
 
That's a dangerous game.
Drachenlord was never outright banned from YT.
He always pulled through somehow, but he fucked up when he put out content on his 2nd channel to circumvent a strike preventing him from streaming on his main channel.
Now his YT is gone and the money source dried up.
As long as no one reports it nothing will happen ofc, but you know...
I doubt he even remembers it exists. If he does, I doubt he remembers the log in information for it. Remember, he couldn't stream without his phone for a few weeks because he couldn't get past the two factor authorization.
 
I don't think Cobra will just stop being Cobra once he loses his channel. I think YouTube is the best way for him to have any kind of success in life, and I use that word 'success' very lightly. He's not going to get better with his drinking if people stop giving him money, but who knows?
 
I don't think Cobra will just stop being Cobra once he loses his channel. I think YouTube is the best way for him to have any kind of success in life, and I use that word 'success' very lightly. He's not going to get better with his drinking if people stop giving him money, but who knows?
He will try to find a way. what will kill him is the ‘tards who worship lolcows. If he finds another place to upload videos/streams, he will just be the same. He will still try to act like a gothic bad boy with all his accounts gone but without Reddit faggots buying his wands and giving him free shit. After awhile, once he’s off YouTube, people will find other lolcows to suck their dicks, and poor cobra will have to get drunk twice a week instead of everyday. All the horrors of being sober.
 
He could go back to Facebook streaming or some shithole streaming site, a gatekeeper like Porkney or Krystal meth could host him. Like Keemstar being a "host" on drama alert
He'd be best served by 86ing his current channel now and moving to the back up. If he rides this one until it's removed he'll be at the mercy of the trolls for ban evasion. If he switched now he'd still have 3 strikes on the new channel and the trolls couldn't report him. He'll never be able to walk away from 51k subscribers though. His ego will be his undoing. Regarded.
 
Which will get reported for ban evasion, and get nuked too. I fucking hate anyone who thinks that getting his channel nuked would be funny, it's not. Why the fuck are you even here if you want all his videos to get deleted, or would find joy in that. Some of you guys remind me of the Foodie Beauty people who were so happy when her channel almost got deleted due to mass reporting like a year ago.
In the lolcow ecosystem, kiwis function a bit like parasites. Perhaps we're not great for the lolcows health, but we want them to survive so we can continue to enjoy the show. Some fancy themselves as predators, and would prefer to slaughter the cow and have a BBQ. It's wasteful, and especially obnoxious when folks add a morale dimension to it.
 
In the lolcow ecosystem, kiwis function a bit like parasites. Perhaps we're not great for the lolcows health, but we want them to survive so we can continue to enjoy the show. Some fancy themselves as predators, and would prefer to slaughter the cow and have a BBQ. It's wasteful, and especially obnoxious when folks add a morale dimension to it.
Kiwifarms is much more hands off with Cobes than any other platform I know of. Cobra stoppers and Cobra con and other various and sundry retarded things are generally started by the subreddit.
 
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